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The sentences of abstinence and circle of friends are humorous (60 articles)

Quit drinking and challenge yourself! Send a circle of friends and tease yourself and your friends!

After giving up drinking, the whole person was refreshed and felt several years younger. Now I understand that drinking is really old!

2. On the first day of abstinence, I found that I couldn't even drink a glass of water!

Since I quit drinking, I have been looking for water to drink, so I have lived a full life every day.

4. I quit drinking successfully, and I will never drink again, so I will drink juice violently!

5. I was an alcoholic before I gave up drinking; After I quit drinking, I became a juice man!

6. It was a waste to find so many delicious juice drinks around you after abstinence!

7. In the first week of abstinence, I felt like a newborn baby and wanted to drink milk every day. ...

8. On the nth day, when you want to drink, fill yourself with bowls of water and tell yourself: This is all wine!

9. On the road to abstinence, my biggest motivation is: I want to save money to buy delicious food!

10. After abstaining from alcohol, I found that my sleep quality has improved, so I don't have to get up in the middle of the night to find a drink anymore.

1 1. After giving up drinking, I became healthier and no longer had to worry about alcoholic hepatitis.

12. After I quit drinking, I have more time to spend with my family and friends, and I don't have to get drunk anymore.

13. After I quit drinking, I have more energy to work, and I don't have to have a hangover and headache anymore.

14. After giving up drinking, I became handsome as a whole, because I no longer need a beer belly.

15. After abstaining from alcohol, my skin got better, and I don't need to get pimples anymore.

16. After giving up drinking, my hair became thicker, so I don't have to worry about baldness anymore.

17. After giving up drinking, my life is full of hope, and I don't have to worry about being rude after drinking.

18. After giving up drinking, I became a better self and no longer needed to be controlled by alcohol.

19. After giving up drinking, I found that the world is so beautiful that I don't need to drown my sorrows by drinking any more.

20. After giving up drinking, I found my true self, and I don't have to get lost in alcohol anymore.