Jokes and jokes about investment

1. If you use 1000 dollars to buy beer, drink it up, and then send the rest of the cans to the recycling bin, you can get back 2 14 dollars. According to the above facts, the best investment strategy at present is to binge drink beer and then recycle cans.

At a friend's party, the organizer said to me, "The brother sitting next to you became a millionaire because of speculating in PetroChina." I suddenly admire you. Everyone knows that PetroChina went public in 48 yuan and finally halved. Up to now 10 yuan/share or above. Is he so awesome? I'll just ask quickly. The brother next to him looked blank and paused and said, "Before I fired PetroChina, I was a billionaire ..."

The origin of "there is no such thing as a free lunch" was first put forward by economist Friedman. Its original meaning is that even if you don't have to spend money on food, you still have to pay the price. Because the time you eat this meal can be used to do other things, such as talking about a business of 654.38+0 million. If you spend your time eating this meal, you will lose the value you could have. This is the concept of opportunity cost, did you know it before?

4. Economic jokes

In class, the professor teaches economics: "What is the primary industry? Feed cattle and raise sheep. What is the secondary industry? Kill cattle and sheep. What is the tertiary industry? Eat beef and drink mutton soup. " Some students asked, "What about the cultural industry?" The professor's eyes lit up: "Good question! It is worthy of being a good student. " Then answer: "The so-called cultural industry is bragging and being a sheep!"

5, the poor tax

There is a saying in economics called "poor tax". The most typical thing is that most people who buy lottery tickets are poor (brothers who often buy lottery tickets don't mind). This is a rare opportunity for them to achieve a substantial increase in wealth within their affordability and affordability. However, winning the prize is a small probability after all. In the long run, if they pay more, they will be entitled to pay taxes.

6. Pareto distribution

Arrange the wealth of everyone in the world from big to small, with a slender but towering head on one side and a long, endless, low and desperate tail on the other. This distribution is named "Pareto distribution" in economics.

7. unprofitable investment

"Please give an example, what is unprofitable investment?" The economics professor asked questions. "Take my sister out to play." A male classmate replied.

8. Concept of mate selection

An American economist published a paper to analyze the concept of mate selection from the perspective of transaction science. If men and women are divided into four excellent grades of ABCD, the current situation is that A men want to find B women, B men want to find C women, and C men want to find D women, then D men are left. On the other hand, women are different, that is, ABCD women want to find a man. The end result is a woman and a man. There is a case in economics: two people meet a bear in the forest, so the opponent will not be a bear! As long as you are one step ahead, you will win.

9. Games and chasing girls

If all four boys go after a beautiful girl, she will definitely put on airs and ignore anyone. At this time, boys will chase other girls, and others will not accept it, because no one wants to feel inferior. But if the four of them chase other girls first, the beautiful girl will be isolated, and it will be much easier to chase after them.

10, the four principles of happiness and pain

Pick up 75 yuan once, or pick up 50 yuan first and then 25 yuan, which one? Lose 75 yuan once, or lose 50 yuan first and then 25 yuan, which one? Experiments show that most candidates collect $75 respectively and then throw out $75 together. These are the four principles of happiness and pain in economics: ①n pieces of good news should be released separately; ②n bad news should be released together; (3) A big bad news and a small good news are respectively; (4) A big good news and a small bad news are announced together.