Jokes and jokes: Cats and tigers complain _ laughing till their stomachs hurt _ making their girlfriends happy.

A hungry cat met a hungry tiger. The cat asked the tiger, "I'm hungry because I can't eat." How can you be so sleepy? Are you short of food? "

The tiger said, "I always treat people as food." I've searched all over the world recently, and none of them look like people. How do I eat? "

So I'm starving. But you always eat rats. There are no people and no mice in the world? You are sleepy, too

So far? "

The cat sighed and said, "There are so many mice in the world. It's just that a group of mice are good at sharpening their heads recently, and they have gained power one after another.

They are all in high positions and heavily guarded. How dare I eat? "