Who has a classic joke? If you don't bring yellow and funny! ~

16. Netizen, I have nothing in the internet; Online dating online dating, I am always lovelorn; Internet cafes, Internet cafes, I was scarred by the Internet; Network network, the network has broken my heart and fallen!

17. See which bank has the best abbreviation!

China Construction Bank: "Save or not?"

Bank of China (BC): "No deposit!"

Agricultural Bank of China: "Ah? Do not save? "

China Industrial and Commercial Bank: "Love can't survive!"

Minsheng Bank (CMSZ): "Save it, fool!"

China Merchants Bank (CMBC): "Save it, idiot!"

China Development Bank (CDB): "Save it!"

Industrial Bank (CIB): "Save one hundred!"

Beijing Commercial Bank (BCCB): "White deposit, deposit or not?"

HSBC: "Don't save it!"

18. A turtle builds a house-the middle cover; The tortoise has built a house again-a new one and a middle one; Tortoise meets tortoise-golden partner; The tortoise wears a dragon robe-golden armor; All the turtles are wearing dragon robes-the city is full of golden armor.

19. It's Valentine's Day soon. Remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers and beware of insiders. Old lovers are not old, new lovers don't run, and many young lovers don't bother!

When the emperor saw the princess's sad face, he called the doctor urgently. Medical prescription: eight strong men. A few days later, the emperor went out to visit the palace. I was overjoyed to see the princess radiant. Suddenly I saw eight thin people standing in front of the temple. I was surprised and asked, Who? The doctor replied: scum!

2 1. Hello, my baby! Know why we are destined to meet at this time. In fact, we have known each other for thousands of years. You ran away with me and left your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

22. See the owner from the keyboard damage:

(1)W Serious wear reason: FIFA accelerator key is W Analysis: This person is a FIFA player. This kind of person will be unconsciously crazy when watching the ball; When playing football, I will complain: I pressed the wrong key again; When you run, you will say: W, W, W. ...

(2)ALT+S or CTRL+ENTER wear reason: both combinations are sent by OICQ. Analysis: This person is a QQ fanatic and has the ability to take one as ten. This kind of person will look up other people's phone numbers as OICQ. When writing articles, words such as GG, MM, hehe, haha, o, 886, 520, 7456 are widely used. When you see penguins in the zoo, you will say, please change your head.

(3)W, A, S, D, U, I, J and K all have obvious wear reasons: these eight keys are commonly used control keys by king of fighters fans. Analysis: This person is a king of fighters fan, but not necessarily a master, because there are too many masters in king of fighters. This kind of person will keep tapping his legs or table with his hands when he is free. Onlookers will think that he is a professional piano player and will be in awe.

(4) obvious reasons for the wear of ctrl+c and CTRL+V: everyone has done this, needless to say. Analysis: This person is a website editor or reposting madman. This kind of person is very skilled, and the use of scissors and glue is superb.

(5) A+Shift+CTRL+ 1+2+3+4+ ... The degree of wear is different. Reason: Friends who have played StarCraft know that this is the most commonly used key. Analysis: This person often plays StarCraft. This method of calculating the number of people in life is decimal; When counting, you will say: one team, two teams ... Note: in interstellar space, twelve celestial bodies are one team.

(6) The 6)F5 key is so worn that it becomes a whiteboard. Reason: F5 is the refresh key. Analysis: whether this person is a spotted bamboo or an axe, we should always look at the newly pasted pants, such as Shu Fen, Mao Shao and me. When reading a newspaper, this kind of person will keep brushing the newspaper with a toilet brush, expecting to see the updated content; And I like to put up advertisements everywhere. Someone once saw our advertisement posted on the telephone pole and came to us for treatment of sexually transmitted diseases.

(7)CTRL+ALT+DEL is badly worn. Reason: restart analysis: this person is ... I don't know what he does, but it's time for him to change his computer.

(8) The keyboard is worn. Cause and analysis: It is basically a high-risk job, such as bank teller. ...

(9) The left, middle and right parts of the keyboard have a seriously worn circle centered on D and Enter respectively. Cause and analysis: Bronchitis, long-term kneeling keyboard. Note: According to different figures, it is normal for the center and radius to change slightly.

(10) The keyboard is not worn. Cause and analysis: This person will never be able to post it back. ...