Wish you a happy life and so on.

1. Holding a fishing rod and hook, fishing silently in rivers, lakes and seas is called "fishing play." Those who fish silently in the sea of cities without fishing rods and hooks are called "fishing law enforcement."

2. On their honeymoon, the mother warned her daughter to be reserved when going to bed and not to take off all her clothes. After the honeymoon, the groom asked his mother-in-law: Why does your daughter wear a hat to sleep every day?

3. When the weather turns cold, don't forget to add clothes when you go out, and you'd better wear a hat to avoid catching cold. If you don't have a hat at home, take some branches to help, weave a green hat to wear, and go out often when you have nothing to do.

4. The significance of your survival in this life is: eat enough and sleep well; Your regrets in this life are: you didn't lose your body fat; Your greatest contribution in this life is: you can't stay at the dinner table without stewed vermicelli! Humans will always be grateful to you!

5. I really want to hide you, hide it in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you, so you can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

6. A: Why don't you work in the munitions factory? B: Too stingy. Last time gunpowder exploded, I was blown up in the air and fell down. The factory director also deducted my salary and said that I didn't work in the air for 6 seconds!

7. When the wild boar got married, everyone came to celebrate, only to see the groom riding a wolf to pick up the bride. Everyone was puzzled. The wild boar groom said unhurriedly, "Riding a wolf" men's clothing made me more fashionable on the big day!

8. I don't know if my friends are the same as the landlord, and all the money they earn from working every year is given to their families. In the eyes of parents, there is no other point that is not good for brothers and sisters who want money. The feeling of kindness, is it biological?

9. Do you know what I'm thinking? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Love You! Do you know why I love you? It smells! Do you know what you smell? The smell of stew with vermicelli is fascinating!

according to authoritative sources, in order to better enrich people's holiday life and further stimulate the holiday economy, the May Day holiday this year will be increased from seven days last year to ten days!

11. A young lady saw a man coming towards her with his arms open in the underground passage. She immediately flew up and heard a crash. The man sighed, "This is the third piece of glass that people have smashed."

12. Take someone else's road and speak your own words. Far away is not the ideal but the reality. The reality is around and the ideal is in your heart! I will love you with my heart and hate you with my heart. I will hold you with my heart and throw you with my heart!

13. The car hit a pedestrian, and the owner got off to look at it. Pedestrians closed their eyes and asked, Is your father Li Gang? Owner: No. Pedestrian: Have you practiced piano? Owner: No. The pedestrian opened his eyes and said faintly, You hurt me!

14. In the kindergarten, a little girl was reciting an ancient poem, only to hear her read: "At noon on weeding day, the mine buried the soil, and my father walked over and blew it up to 25."