What humorous phrases are there in Tanabata?

1. What happened in Lovers Street? You are at home alone.

2. China is either holding hands or courting on Valentine's Day.

There is nothing to send on Tanabata. Let's play games and give you some heads.

I finally ended my six-month single life and started the remaining six months.

You can transfer as much money as you want. I'm going to see who I can borrow money from these two days.

6. What about independence? I am the only one who has done it.

7. The so-called hero doesn't ask for a way out, and the bachelor doesn't look at his age.

8. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It is against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

9. Tanabata, if there is an accident, I will live alone. If there is an accident, I will stay in the hospital.

10. A word proves that you are still single? Let me start by saying: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirt.

1 1. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen, April Fool's Day confession, people don't believe, Tomb-Sweeping Day confession, people shouldn't.

12. This morning, I watched the sun alone and enjoyed the pain of the sun, because I couldn't spend Tanabata with the moon.