I changed my mobile phone number. What's funny and impressive in the text message?

Considering that the original mobile phone bill is high and the signal at home is poor, I take this opportunity to change to a number with better signal and lower cost. The new number is * * * * * * * * * * *. Friends who call the original number should pay attention to their voice mail.

I hereby inform you that please forgive me for the inconvenience!

I wish you all success in your career!