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Recommendation of cruel short message novels

[annoying dog]

He hates that dog.

I don't know where this wild dog came from. He is tall and thin, with a terrible cry and bold red eyes.

There are a lot of people in the community. This broken dog fawns on others and is very docile. Everyone likes it very much.

Only when I see him will I show my cruel nature.

Chasing him, growling, biting,

Until he quickly fled into the corridor.

Every time he hides behind the corridor door, listening to the dog barking loudly and his heart beating like a wild horse running,

I want to kill that dog myself.

He finally laid hands on him, using his friend's air gun, loaded with bullets soaked with tetramine, and easily ended the humble life of wild dogs.

When he returned to the community this evening, he walked around with his head held high.

There will be no more barking of wild dogs.

When he went home to wash his face, he saw the man behind him in the mirror.

Pale as a sheet, tongue sticking out,

The man smiled at him in the mirror. "Thank you for helping me get rid of that dog. Its bark makes me uneasy, and I can't find your door every time. "

[lamp]

She went into the living room and glanced at her husband who was reading a book.

It's like the whole body's blood is frozen,

Under the newly bought vertical desk lamp,

A human skeleton is sitting on the sofa, reading with relish on his thigh bone.

She screamed,

Skeleton got up from the sofa and asked her what was wrong.

As soon as I left the range of the lamp,

The skeleton became her husband again.

She also sat on the sofa and let the desk lamp shine on herself.

She saw her ribs,

Later, I found out that my husband could scream, too.

They changed a light bulb, and the result is still,

This damn vertical desk lamp can produce a perspective effect.

Even the kitten at home jumped into the light and became a bone cat.

Their screams attracted the neighbors next door,

After listening to their explanation, I couldn't help sitting on the sofa and taking a picture with the lamp.

Another skeleton.

The neighbor left in surprise.

Her face was like a blank sheet of paper, and her husband tried to comfort her: "Never mind, let's change it tomorrow."

She grabbed her husband's hand and said, "Have you noticed that a neighbor was sitting on a dagger just now and a dagger was inserted into his heart?"

[Variable wing]

His shoulder has been hurting for a long time.

It was so painful that I had to give up my busy work and go to a famous doctor for treatment.

"Bilateral scapular cancer, advanced, still half a month away." The doctor judged calmly.

He was shocked,

"I'm only twenty-three!"

The doctor looked at him sympathetically: "The operation is meaningless. Go back and enjoy your last life! " "

A month later, he came to the hospital again.

Although the face is confused, it doesn't look like a dying person.

He said to the surprised doctor, "I stayed at home and waited for death after I went home last time." Unexpectedly, a month passed.

I'm still alive, and I planted this. "

Taking off his coat, a pair of wings spread out from behind his shoulders.

Bright and shiny, these are the wings of a pair of angels.

The doctor swallowed: "Have you told anyone about this?"

"No."

"Oh, that's good." The doctor patted him on the shoulder and suddenly gave him an injection.

He fainted in surprise.

The doctor dragged him into the operating room and took out a scalpel:

"I have diagnosed that you have bone cancer. Even if you become an angel, you must die of bone cancer. "

The doctor began to cut his wings, and blood splashed on his delicate face.

"Angel or devil, my diagnosis can't be wrong."

[Seventh Night]

She is very proud.

She has been fighting the ghost for seven days and six nights.

That's her husband, a boring astronomer, who solved the arsenic problem.

Unexpectedly,

I can't believe he's haunting me, trying to settle accounts with himself.

Fortunately, under the guidance of experts, the house was cursed, the windows were blackened, and the dead ghost could not enter the house.

As long as you survive seven days and seven nights, you can get rid of this damn fool completely.

Tonight, the last night,

At this time, the clock pointed to eight o'clock, the sun came out, and the damn fool had to go where he should go.

Then she can spend the rest of her life at home,

Go out and enjoy the sunshine!

It's 7: 50, and she hears ghosts wailing outside the house.

It's seven fifty-nine, and the complaints have become much quieter.

At eight o'clock, she breathed a sigh of relief and opened the window painted with black paint and closed for seven days.

"Kill me if you can!" She shouted out the window!

She froze, and the window was still dark and there was no sunshine.

A hand gently stroked her neck, cold.

"Dear, today's solar eclipse, night, is not over yet."

"Not at night"

It's very quiet on the boulevard on campus today.

A girl walked slowly by,

Pick up a leaf of Sophora japonica,

She casually tore off those little leaves one by one,

Whispering in a low voice: "He loves me, he doesn't love me, he loves me, he doesn't love me ..."

As the leaves fell to the ground, her face slowly turned pink.

Not far behind the girl,

A boy stared at her from a distance and looked worried.

He picked a leaf of Sophora japonica and tore it nervously.

Whispered: "Tell her, don't tell her, tell her, don't tell her ..."

When the leaves fell to the ground, his expression became more and more excited.

Shortly after the boys passed by,

A gust of wind blew off a locust leaf,

The leaves withered in the wind,

A voice, dancing with the leaves in the wind:

"Eat them, don't eat them, eat them, don't eat them ..."

The last leaf fell to the ground.

[Digital photo frame]

This red digital photo frame,

This is a gift I just got in the lottery at the shopping center.

With great enthusiasm,

Loaded with a lot of photos,

Appreciate them one by one,

She didn't stop until the photo frame reminded her that the capacity was full.

By the way, I deleted a high-definition photo of my friend.

The next day,

She learned that her friend had passed away.

For some reason, her heart beat so fast.

When she came home, consciously or unconsciously,

Deleted a photo of a colleague who had a tense relationship with her in the company from the photo frame.

That colleague died in a car accident on his way to work.

She knows what she got.

Excitement and fear, she couldn't help calling her best friend.

Put the phone down, she regretted it,

If such a thing gets out, she will be ruined.

"I'm so sorry! Although they are good friends, this secret cannot be shared after all! "

She whispered that she was going to delete the photo of her best friend.

Suddenly, she heard a "click", just like the prompt sound when the photo frame deleted the photo.

Then she died.

In the same city, her best friend is fiddling with another red photo frame.

Muttered: "I'm so sorry!" Some things,

True good friends can't be shared! "

[Nothing is incredible]

He's a bad guy,

Always unlucky, belonging to the kind of person who drinks cold water and has his teeth stuffed.

He prayed to God every day,

I hope my luck will get better.

On this day, he was working overtime in the company to make up for the mistakes he made at work.

Suddenly someone said to him, "Your wish will come true soon. From now on, you will get everything you want. "

He looked around to make sure that his colleagues were not joking with him.

Then he looked at the unfinished documents on the computer.

With a wry smile, I said, "As long as this planning case can be completed immediately, I will be very happy."

A beautiful and perfect planning case, printed, with a beautiful cover, was immediately placed on his desk.

He totally believes this,

Eagerly opened a lottery website,

The number of the first prize is actually the same as the lottery ticket in his hand.

He rushed to the elevator,

He is going to the lottery center to witness the miracle.

There was no one in the elevator, but the speed was slow.

He was a little anxious: "Hurry to the finish line and hurry to the floor!" " "

The elevator instantly went from the 50th floor to the first floor.

The door opened and the person who got what he wanted didn't know.

[Exclusion]

He always can't fit into the company.

This small company, from manager to cleaner,

People seem to be in harmony,

Everyone can blend in.

Only he, although he has worked in the company for five years, still looks like an outsider.

Everyone is polite to him and keeps his distance.

He always feels rejected.

Like this time,

The whole company went out for an outing, but forgot to inform him.

When he watched TV at home angrily,

However, I saw on the news that the company chartered a car and fell off a cliff, and everyone was killed.

He went to sweep the graves of his colleagues, burned incense and was sad.

"You still reject me so much that you won't even drag me to death!"

Suddenly I heard many people calling his name.

When I looked up, my colleagues in the company smiled and waved to him covered in blood.

He was scared to death alive.

Because the cemetery was full, he was buried in another mountain.

Every night, he can hear his colleagues talking and laughing, but he can't join them.

Some people are doomed to be excluded, regardless of life or death.

[cooking]

After work, she hurried home.

Today is their first wedding anniversary.

It was agreed that she would cook a table for him.

Cooking is her greatest hobby,

Although her craft is a little scary,

He always pinches his nose twice and then refuses to eat again.

However, today is a special day.

She is sure that he will not lose face.

White meat with garlic paste, shredded celery, boiled fish ...

Although they are all simple dishes, the table is also full of beautiful things.

She looked at the plate and smiled with satisfaction.

"If you want to catch a man's heart, you must first catch his stomach."

This is my mother's teaching, and she has always kept it in mind.

The husband was pushed out of the bedroom and his face was a little unhappy.

She gently peeled off the scotch tape from his mouth and poured a spoonful of pork ribs and lotus root joint soup.

He struggled in a wheelchair. Maybe the soup is a little too hot.

But she blocked his mouth and nose with a towel,

So he only has the ability to cry.

She gently fed him to cook, and he was moved to tears there.

This is really her dream scene!

My mother was right, she recalled happily.

"Mom, what if I can't catch his stomach?"

"Then break his legs, tie his arms, make his voice hoarse, and then grab his stomach."

Mother stroked her like a little girl and whispered in front of her father's coffin

[Washing dishes]

"Go and wash!"

"no! It's your turn! I washed it last time! "

"I washed it last week. It's your turn to wash this week! "

"Wrong, wrong, it's your turn to wash on Monday at 357, and it's my turn to wash on Tuesday at 246!"

He and she are both sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Fierce argument,

I sincerely hope that the other person will go to wash the dishes because of shame.

This is a reserved program that the young couple will perform every night.

After dinner, they always argue about who washes the dishes for an hour or two.

The result is often that no one washes the dishes, and the bowls pile up higher and higher in the sink.

No one washed the dishes this time.

When she went to work the next morning,

Only to find that all the pots and pans have been washed and put in the right place.

She was a little moved: "He still loves me."

He had a rest today. When he got up, he saw that all the dishes were washed.

I can't help feeling a little guilty: "It is really difficult for her to wash all the dishes before going to work."

In the evening, he took the initiative to buy food, and she went home early to cook.

Then, they go to wash the dishes together.

Two hands touch and tangle in the water,

Both he and she feel very warm.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the window.

Outside the window is a kind aunt: "What a nice young couple! "You don't need me to help you wash the dishes again! "

After aunt left, they were stunned for a long time.

She asked him, "We live on the thirty-first floor, don't we?"

He opened his mouth and nodded.

[No overtime]

"Our company has strict regulations, and overtime is absolutely not allowed!"

The manager said to her seriously:

As a newcomer, she just nodded repeatedly.

The manager pointed to the row of thirteen black photos on the office wall.

"These 13 predecessors were all killed during the company's startup because they worked too much overtime.

To this end, the company has formulated a death rule that overtime is not allowed, and put their photos here to show respect. "

He bowed deeply to those photos,

She had to follow suit.

So on the first day in the company, she spent it under the gaze of thirteen seniors on the wall.

Maybe it's because this gaze is too eager,

When she came home, she found that she had left her home key at the company.

Back to the company, the night is already deep.

I can't believe there are other people in the office, the manager,

He muttered to himself about those photos,

A moment later, the person in the photo slowly drifted down.

One by one, they went to the desk and sat down.

Under the fluorescent light of the monitor, the pale face showed extreme fatigue and disgust.

However, their hands are flying around the keyboard.

The manager patrolled among them, smiling slyly.

"Life is the company, and death is the company's dead. If you die, you don't have to get paid. You still have to give me lessons! "

Her feet are weak and she is about to run away.

There is another person in front of me, whose face seems to have been seen on the wall.

"Little girl, do you come to the company to work overtime?"

"Our company has strict regulations, and overtime is absolutely not allowed!"

The manager said seriously to another newcomer.

On the back wall, there are fourteen black and white photos.

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