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To all girls.

1. Buy what you like, but do what you can and don't borrow money.

The man you really like will chase you, but still, do what you can.

Remember to deduct 100 yuan from your wallet before going shopping on holiday.

4. Don't use your boyfriend's birthday as the password of the bank card.

Never complain to an ex-lover.

6. Before going out, consider the shoes to wear according to the time and intensity of walking.

7. Even if you just go downstairs to buy fruit, remember not to dress too untidy. You never know when you will meet someone.

8. Remember to smile when you make a phone call, and the other person can feel it.

9. Pay attention to your heart, but don't ignore your appearance.

10. Skin care products on the dining table are always more expensive and better than cosmetics. For girls, external rearing is better than internal rearing.

1 1. You can disagree with some opinions, but please learn to respect them.

12. Get into the habit of keeping a diary, even if it's just a few words.

13. You are as old as you look. MengMeng and maturity are the temperament in the bones.

14. Understand the trend, but don't follow the trend.

15. Take with you: paper towels, mirrors, wallets (with money in them) and keys.

16 1 Don't take it with you: rings, photos, memories of old lovers.

17. Don't show off too much, even if it is what you are best at. As the saying goes: the gun hits the first bird.

18. Learn more while you are young. You can learn anything, even playing.

19. Read more books if you have nothing to do, learn to wear light makeup, and be a woman who is both internal and external and tastes both refined and popular.

20. Don't trust anyone casually. The quality of a person is not how he treats you, but how he treats others.

2 1. Don't look down on those who suffer, but respect those whose living conditions are worse than yours. This is respect for yourself.

22. Don't depend on anyone. It's better to rely on yourself than anyone else. Everyone is inferior to himself.

23. Love material properly and always believe that spirit is more important.

24. What is more beautiful than those high-end cosmetics and fashions is your heart.

Although I still don't think academic qualifications are important, the society needs them now.

26. Being a man and doing things are inseparable. Be a man in advance, remember to know people because of things and accomplish things because of people.

27. cherish yourself. Only by cherishing yourself will others cherish you.

28. Learn to say no and give love selectively. The story of the farmer and the snake is often staged in reality. Sometimes you have to be tough. If you are bullied, you must get it back with interest, but don't hold grudges.

29. Don't talk about people you hate in front of your friends. You know, a bitch is annoying behind her back, although your friend may not feel this way at the time.

30. Have a strong heart and be prepared. The world is not so beautiful. Probably black, dirty and ugly. Set a lofty goal for yourself, don't idle away and live for the sky.

3 1. Be sure to find out whether a man marries you because he loves you or decides to love you after marriage.

32. Love and marriage are two different things. It doesn't matter who you marry. Marrying a person is doomed to a certain life. And you only have one life.

33. Men who drink can't have it, and men who gamble can't. There is no reason. Don't mess with married men They are like overnight tea. Although it can quench your thirst, it is harmful to your health.

Whenever someone asks you how many times you have been in love, you should keep silent, because that is your own business.

35. Don't ruin yourself because of a man, let alone deliberately say and do those behaviors that ruin yourself in front of others.

36. Don't tell others that you have something to do and nothing to bask in happiness. People have ulterior motives, you know.

Don't ask your boyfriend who would you save first if your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. You know, you may break up with her, but he and his mother will never break up.

If you can impress girls the most, you can impress girls the most.

1, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

As long as I'm with you, I don't care what the cost is.

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

7. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

8. The person who can marry you must be very happy.

9. You are my first and last love.

10. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.

1 1, how nice it is to meet now!

12, I have never been a woman who taught me so deeply like you.

13, you will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

I promise you anything.

15. Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

16, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life!

17, I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but my tears didn't deceive myself. ...

18 My world is only understood by you.

19, I came into my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.

20. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

2 1, as long as I love you and can be happy, I want nothing more.

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!

I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try to do better.

24. Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more.

I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.

26. You are the only one for me.

27. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

28. I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I am around, it will prove that I am useless. What else do you want me to do? !

29. I don't allow you to do manual labor. Why are you so tired when I'm here? Wipe my sweat and pour me water!

I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I'm an owl, but I don't want a panda eye GF the next day!

3 1, I don't allow you to drink, not to stop you from drinking, but to drink less, too much will hurt your health!

I won't allow you not to trust me. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you!

I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

34. I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!

I won't allow you not to eat. Man is iron rice steel, and body is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense, let you sleep, get up and eat my breakfast when you are full!

I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone!

I won't allow you to be jealous and joking. I am too single-minded. If I look at other girls in front of you, I'll chop myself up!

39. I don't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Up to now, you have bickered with girls except what I told you, otherwise no one can beat me!

4 1, I won't allow you to be lonely, my love and thoughts will always be with you, and you won't feel lonely with them!

42. I won't allow you to swear. There is no reason. It's just a personal opinion, which will affect your image. It's up to you

43. I won't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed!

I won't allow you to hurt your hand. The most beautiful thing for girls is their hands besides their faces. You should take care of it!

I won't allow you to be weak. You must be very tough. If I am so disobedient, you have to control me!

46. I won't allow you to be elegant and tepid. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter how you dress up, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

47. I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

48. I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed!

49. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only rank second!

50. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say "forgive you!" "

5 1, I won't allow you to scare me, I'm timid, don't scare me with anything, I'll be afraid!

I won't allow you to run away from me. My best result in running 50 meters is 6.6 seconds. Non-perverted girls should not outrun me ... you can't be serious!

I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating!

I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!

I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not!

I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, or I'll go crazy!

I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!

I won't allow you to cross the road alone. Now the driver is very fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side!

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: "Because you are mine!" "

I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. Being a woman needs to be open-minded and broad-minded in order to be happy and obedient!

If you give it to a girl on Valentine's Day.

I am happy because I have you in my heart; I am comfortable because you have me in your heart; I am sweet because I love you; I succeed because you love me!

Second, if my eyes can't see you, what's the point of light? If my hands can't touch you, what's the point of strength? What's the point of living without you in this life! I want to tell you: I love you!

Third, love is a kind of enjoyment, even if it is painful, it will feel happy; Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet; Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful; Don't love wrongly because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love.

Fourth, you are my most special existence, and I am your uncertain answer! ! If time can stay at the moment when we first met.

I really hope the path has no end, so we can go hand in hand. This is a sentence I gave you on Valentine's Day.

I always thought that as long as I worked hard and showed all my sincerity, one day she would love me as much as I loved her. It's hard for you to do this for her, but love doesn't seem like this. Sometimes some things are hard to get.

7. The best love is that he is unmoved by ambition, not mercenary, and can cope with all kinds of challenges and temptations in life well. When he is with you, when he is brilliant, he will be proud of your glory; When you are down and out, he will cheer for your disappointment.

Eight, baby, if I quit, you can be happy, I am willing; If you want me to face it bravely, I will ... because I love you and I hope you are happy; Because I love you, I have to face everything, baby, I love you!

Nine, there is no desert in the world. Once I miss you, God will drop a grain of sand, and there will be Sahara from now on! There is no sea in this world, because every time I miss you, God drops a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

Love is love. Some love to bring their own house, some love to bring their own car, and some love to bring nothing at first, but as long as they are with you, they will have it later. There is nothing wrong with my sincerity, but I haven't met the right person yet. So, before I meet you, I still have to believe in love. Otherwise, I won't see you.

Eleven, I am willing to bow down, kneel under your throne and kiss your skirt and shoes; Even if not, then my dear, I will kiss the dirt and dust you stepped on.

Twelve, there are not enough words to express my love for you, there are not enough ways to express my concern for you, and there are not enough spring nights to accompany you. On a sunny morning and a warm night, I miss you and me infinitely!

Thirteen, she is not a caged bird. Birds in cages will fly out as soon as they are opened. She is a Bai Niao, a bird embroidered on a sad purple satin screen, in a golden cloud. Over time, the feathers became black, moldy, moth-eaten and died on the screen.

Fourteen, the earth only moves with the sun, the moon only moves with the earth, the starlight with the moon is so brilliant, and the world with you and me is so rich and romantic.

Fifteen, the leaves are floating silently, and a little thing called missing occupies my heart and makes me feel pain; It invaded my mind and made me cry. Baby! I miss you!

Sixteen, a person's time is free but lonely, a person's time is chic but missing, and a person's time is happy but no one shares it. Only when I miss you will I feel sweet and warm. Dear, I miss you, and I love you more!

Seventeen, you can like many people at the same time, you will want to be with many people, but it may be many years before you find that you love only one and nothing will change. You think you've forgotten him, but you're just too busy to think about it.

Teach you a few words to make girls happy. How to make girls happy?

Teach you a few words to make girls happy, how to make girls happy 1, the moon in grade one bends and bends. People who miss you are so lonely. The moon garden in fifteen years is so beautiful. I can't sleep at night without you. The moon is shy tonight. I miss you so much! I miss you so much! The moon represents my heart!

2. Every stone has a high mountain; Every cloud has a sky; Every greeting has a love; Every minute embodies my infinite attachment to you.

3. When will there be a bright moon? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder when the end of the world will come. The palace in the sky will be exhibited again, and the human situation will change suddenly. Turn over from slavery and share May with me. Honey, can I see you at fifteen?

4. I miss you silently, I really love you, I love you deeply, I protect you well, I dream of seeing you sweetly, I hug you tenderly, I quietly say I love you, and I really want to see you!

5. Do you love me? If so, please undertake all the obligations of love, that is, think more about me every day, love me more every day, care more every day, contact more every day, and be sure to finish it!

6. Your eyelashes are slightly upturned, playing a beautiful melody, and your mouth is slightly upturned, depicting a confident and lovely smile. Dear, your charm in every detail is the pursuit of my love, and I love you.

7, your happiness, I exclusively sponsor: your pain, I exclusively bear; Your temper, I bear exclusively: your life, I accompany exclusively. Baby, love tiger oil!

8, you are the treasure of my palm, never worry; You are my heart and the world is full of laughter because of you; You are my happy jujube, and only you have a sweet taste. I just want to grow old with you in this life!

9. You are a seed that takes root and sprouts in my heart. I will be happy because of your happiness, and happy because of your happiness. I will cherish your position in my heart, and you are not allowed to move anywhere in this life!

10, you are the center of the circle, and I sing around you; You are a kite, I will fly with you; You are the land, I will give you a light rain. I am your little love nest, you are my little bird, love each other and grow old with my son!

1 1, you ask me: where is love? I answer you gently with my heart: love is in clouds, love is in stones, love is in all visible objects; Love is in dreams, love is in hopes, and love you all day and night!

12, your smile bloomed, that charming land was scattered in my heart, clear spring crossed, soaked in acacia stationery, leaving my memory. The beauty in life is only because of you!

13, dear, usually eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Less sadness, more sleep. Send a short message about you, just to let you know that I miss you!

14, dear, the body is your own, don't be lazy; If money is consumed, there is no need to save it; It's closed on weekends. We should have a rest. You are used to it, and you are in endless pain. My love for you in this life is endless.

15, dear, I have two rooms, small but warm: the left atrium and the right atrium are all you; I have two dreams, but I need you very much: a happy dream and a happy dream, in which you are all outside.

16, gently, you came, like a green leaf floating into my heart; Slowly, get used to it and let you go back and forth in your heart; Gradually, falling in love with you is like sending you a blessing, don't forget it.

17, love for a long time, heart for a long time, when can I stop loving deeply? When to rest, when to rest, don't let go; Love is in the heart, love is in the mouth, and silence is in the heart. I've only been worried about you all my life.

18, there is always a scene in life called meeting, there is always a story in life called staying together, and life is a play. Now, I invite you to be the leading role and play opposite me.

19, weak water 3,000, only take one spoon; Flowers bloom all over the garden, only picking one; There are countless beautiful women, but there is only one love. Your smile is the beauty of my life. I'm not extravagant or greedy, I just want to wait for you to be happy to the end.

20. Mountain does not turn to water, water does not turn to soil, and soil does not turn to you. If you don't turn, I will. Whether you can turn around or not, I will turn around you. Because you are my center, you are my focus!

2 1, busy with work, taking time off for entertainment; Sleepy at work, listening to music for training; If you are tired at work, you have to rest and relax; Tired from work, send text messages to communicate. Baby, remember to rest!

22. There is a yearning for the full moon in the West Building, a tacit understanding, a feeling of gentle breeze and drizzle, a happiness, and a blessing as long as you live better than me.

23. If life is without you, happiness is missing a corner; If you are not in life, there will be regrets when you are wonderful; Without you all my life, I will lose my goal. I will reassure you and never forget you!

24. I will love you as long as time goes by; I will execute your orders as fast as the speed of light; How far my thoughts are, how far my short message blessing can spread!

25. neither too early nor too late. I just met you. My heart is neither too big nor too small, just holding each other; No more care, only warm happiness. Ordinary days, I am happier with you.

26, missing, stringing together the silent past; Gentle, flowing in the eyes; Happiness, burning with clenched hands: I just want to be by your side all my life. () Dear, may we be happy forever!

27, fleeting, tepid; People around you are on and off; Wandering heart, do not want to wander, just want to stay in your love, give you a lifetime of happiness, eternal happiness and sweetness.

28, greetings, strung together is a constant miss; Smiling face is your happiness wandering in your heart; The breeze blows away your troubles; Happiness, filled with flowers; Happy weekend!

29. I love you, it is the moment when flowers bloom, and it is the eternal fragrance; I love you, it's the scene of a meteor falling and rising; I love you, it is a short message, which contains the true feelings.

30. I looked east, west, south, north and up and down. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find my heart. Suddenly I understood that you stole it.

3 1, I am afraid of the dark. I want your comfort. I am very haggard. I want your comfort. I can't sleep without your concern. I can't face tomorrow without you. I will never learn without you!

32. I hope you live in a warm place: Address: Lane 52 13 14, Missing Road, Love Street, Love City! The landlord is your favorite person, with a lease of 10 thousand years, and rent is the love of life. May you be happy!

33. What is love? Cats fall in love with fish and are reluctant to eat it; The wolf fell in love with the sheep and could not bear to swallow it; Clouds fall in love with the sky and are unwilling to disperse; I fell in love with you and decided to rely on you all my life!

I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace!

35, sell a tempered heart, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, only one! It can be warmth, care, consideration and consideration. Promise free maintenance for life. Welcome to call for details.

36. It takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Love you forever.

37. Love comes twice: birth deficiency and old age; Love has two words: I love you and you love me; Love has two places: Tianya and Haijiao. Love is not two parallel lines, because the world between us will have an end. Let's hold hands and carry out love to the end!

38, moved to love, stand on tiptoe, even pain is a kind of happiness; Touched by love, put it on the chair, calm down and enjoy it slowly; Moved by love, keep love in your heart until you are old, and your position is still there.

39, baby, don't forget to cover the quilt at night, so as not to catch a cold and cry; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.

40, give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message, I will say: I miss you!

4 1, no matter whether life is wandering or wandering, I will keep you in my heart, let deep affection impact my heart every day, let my pulse beat all my thoughts, and let information convey the hope of loving you forever.

42. Don't be afraid of clouds covering your eyes, wait until the clouds clear. It is dangerous to climb too high, so keep warm when traveling in cold spring; Wildflowers on the roadside can only be seen, and you will be fined if you pick them carefully; Take your time when you are in a good mood, and don't charge money. Nice words

43. Pick flowers to make garlands, because you are beautiful and not afraid of difficulties; No matter the fire or the tip of the knife, my love for you will never change; It's never easy, because loving you is bitter and sweet; If the message is only a few words, it is to love you for ten thousand years.

44, red beans pass acacia, text messages send affection; A little bit of acacia, affectionate greetings; Life gains and losses, I accompany you; The future is bittersweet and determined not to give up; My heart is like a rock, I will never forget it!

45. The dolphin wants to give the angel a kiss, but the sky is too high! The angel wanted to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea was too deep! I want to give you a hug, but it's too far! I can only send you a message and tell you gently: I miss you!

46, love you, involuntarily; Miss you, no way; Hurt you, love is not what you want; Regret, deeply grieved; Please let bygones be bygones; I expect you to let bygones be bygones; Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Forgive me, give me a message!

47. When you fall in love with someone, the air is sweet every day, the food is delicious every day, and your mood is happy every day. You asked me how I knew, because I fell in love with you. This is all personal experience.

48. It is accidental that one foot enters the air and falls into the world; It is also accidental that a person wanders and comes to this bustling city; It is accidental to meet here on midsummer night. But it was all seemingly accidental that formed the trajectory of fate and let me meet you. Therefore, this has become the most beautiful necessity in my life.