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Everyone quotes a green tea bitch.
Second, don't you say that about me! Although you two are lovers, I won't allow you to do this in front of me. My brother is really a good man!
Third, you don't know me ... I thought you knew ... people who know don't need to say it, and people who don't know don't need to say it.
Fourth, do you know? I have always had feelings for you, but you have a girlfriend. I know I shouldn't bother you. Forget it. Take good care of her, and I will always be by your side silently with you. (green tea and QQ sent by male ticket were seen by the hostess, but the male ticket didn't know)
I don't want anything else, as long as you have a small corner of me in your heart, I will be satisfied.
Six, alas, you are such a good man, why doesn't she know how to cherish ~
Seven, I feel that she will attract boys, so envious!
Tell the boy who likes me that only she can make you sad. No matter how angry I am with you, you laugh it off. My former best friend haha
Nine, a person's night, so lonely, so scared, but I want to refuel and be strong!
Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?
Xi。 Wow ~ you have good muscles. Can I pinch them? What? Isn't that fair? Ha ha. Then pinch me too ~ psst, it hurts. Relax.
Twelve, don't belong to yourself, why care.
Thirteen, can only live for the first time?
Don't be angry with her. I'm a girl, and I know girls. Go comfort her and leave me alone.
15. I have never been clear about my goals. When a boy chases me, I procrastinate, pretending that I don't know what others tell her about friends, and then continue to be ambiguous. I also say good night and good morning to my friends who are chasing him. Take care of yourself. It's cold and there are clothes. Almost all the boyfriends in my dormitory have been added. People tell me this is green tea bitch.
Sixteen, I learned to sew clothes today, and I pricked all five fingers. I found myself really stupid. Be strong, don't cry!
Seventeen, brother, come on, I already have a boyfriend, although he is not good to me.
Eighteen, I know you, don't blame her, she just can't take care of you now. If you are unhappy, you can tell me. We are good friends. The weather is getting colder. Take care of yourself.
Nineteen, a friend of mine is going to be a mistress. As soon as I mentioned her, she said: love comes first, then love comes. I love him more than her, and I am younger and more beautiful than her. She has such a bad temper that I really love him. This is a typical bitch quotation. Calling her a green tea bitch is an insult. Resolutely stop seeing each other.
At the age of twenty, I live a carefree life with a willing attitude.
When I texted you yesterday, I expected you to call me back immediately. Were you with your girlfriend? She is really happy with a boy like you.
Twenty-two, I went to my old school today, and I got lost and found myself really stupid! Why not be as smart as others.
Twenty-three, my boyfriend had a crush on a woman's QQ signature before, but the other party didn't explicitly refuse, so he just found four:
Twenty-four, women can not be beautiful, but they must be xxxxxxx.
Twenty-five, wow, look at that girl's makeup. The photo is very nice. I can't even make up and PS((~ 3 ~)! ) I can only be mediocre every day, and there are no good photos to upload.
Twenty-six, she usually has a good time and doesn't mind joking or anything. I don't think I can joke with boys like this. I feel like a failure.
I really didn't mean to. She must have misunderstood.
Twenty-eight, your girlfriend is spoiled by you. I'm sure I can't bear to part with my male ticket.
Twenty-nine, in fact, I really don't wear makeup ~ I can't wear makeup ~ I don't wear makeup ~ What are the photos? I don't understand. . . My photos are all my own ~
30. Is she angry? Go and explain. We have nothing to do. It's not good that she misunderstood.
3 1. I think love is not to change or save a person, but to find the person who is already suitable for you.
Will your sister get angry when you chat with me?
33. Don't say that about my adopted brother. Although you are a couple, I don't allow you to say that about her. My brother is really a good man!
Thirty-four, the male ticket will be miserable, and only you can understand my expression. Hold the bitch's little hand tightly. You are a gentle and lovely good Lou child, unlike her (girlfriend), who is unreasonable and doesn't understand me at all. You know me. It's easy to be with you. . . Wqnmlgb!
Thirty-five, you are too kind to me (in fact, I don't like you at all)
I just had dinner with him, watched a movie and went shopping. I really didn't do anything. Because you are in a bad mood recently, I just want to say it and help you spend time with him.
Should I bother you so late? I'm sorry, but I am really sad and crying.
38. I am a principled person. My principle is to look at the mood.
Thirty-nine, I have forgotten how to move and how to love.
40. Take photos when you cry, especially when tears come out. I'm fine and happy.
Forty-one, come on, we're just good friends. (Note the position of Hua Er Yin)
Forty-two, before the green tea bitch hooked up with the male ticket, what should the cats and dogs on the roadside do when the weather is so cold? Thank you, fairy, and pay attention to your own safety.
Do you want me to explain to her for you?
44. Remember to delete the chat record.
45. It's good to never meet again. You will always be the one I remember.
Forty-six, I know you have a girlfriend, and I don't want to embarrass you. Remember to delete the chat record after reading it.
If I were your girlfriend, I don't want to make you so tired. If I were your girlfriend, I would certainly understand you. If I were your girlfriend, I would never be so narrow-minded
Forty-eight, another person spent Tanabata, and found himself really stupid. No wonder I don't have a boyfriend as easily as other girls, but I have to cheer alone!
49. Your girlfriend is not ugly. Why is this photo you showed us so ugly? Obviously, you didn't choose the right angle.
There are so many girls who like me, but what I want is the only one.
I have someone I like, but I want to be friends with you. I think we are very similar, right?
52. I think you are a person who thinks too much.
53. Don't talk about her like that. Of course she doesn't want this. Let me talk to her for you. Don't be angry. I feel sorry for you, too.
54. I never expected it, so I was not disappointed.
55. I think you two are particularly suitable together, really! Because you don't even know how good you are. Say that finish, canthus with a loss.
56. He is just my brother. Don't get me wrong! I hope you are happy!
I don't want to hurt anyone. I really don't know how this happened.
Fifty-eight, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck.
59. My most disgusting sentence: Your boyfriend and I are just good friends. You don't understand our previous experience. He's really nice. You must take good care of him. Come and tell me, what did you go through behind my back? He's not really disabled, so I have to take care of him, damn it.
Sixty, when you get it, you are destroying it, but after you lose it, you are regretting it.
I don't know why she likes to take it personally ~ Be strong, smile and continue to smile tomorrow.
Sixty-two, we always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then we have to forget it all our lives.
Sixty-three, wow! Why are your pants bulging? Can I pinch them? Why don't you pinch mine, too We are different.
I think your girlfriend is very popular. I really envy so many boys in our class who can play with her. Alas, I am too far away to talk to the boys in my class. (Shit! You dare not talk to my classmates and dare to talk to my boyfriend! )
Sixty-five, a few are bamboo shoots. They are always jealous. I really don't know. They're amazing. What are you talking about, vomit?
Your girlfriend is so happy to have such a good boyfriend as you. I wish I were her.
Sixty-seven, you are such a good man, how can she not cherish it?
Sixty-eight, I miss one of my best friends of the opposite sex. I always occupied his bed at that time. We always sleep together and only take off our bras and underwear, but nothing will happen. He respects and treasures me. This is a restrained friendship.
You have something on your mouth. Let me wipe it for you.
Seventy, I just need to wait quietly by your side, nothing more.
Twenty quotations from green tea bitch
1. Is she angry? Go and explain. We have nothing to do. It's not good that she misunderstood.
I know you, so don't blame her. She can't look after you now. If you are unhappy, you can tell me. We are good friends. The weather is getting colder. Take care of yourself.
I miss one of my best friends of the opposite sex. I always occupied his bed at that time. We always sleep together and only take off our bras and underwear, but nothing will happen. He respects and treasures me. This is a restrained friendship.
Brother, come on, I already have a boyfriend, although he is not good to me.
5. Wow, look at that girl's makeup. The photo is very nice. I can't even make up and PS((~ 3 ~)! ) I can only be mediocre every day, and there are no good photos to upload.
6. Should I bother you so late? I'm sorry, but I'm really sad ... sobbing.
7. Your girlfriend is so happy. I wish I were her and had such a good boyfriend.
8. He is just my brother. Don't get me wrong! I hope you are happy!
9, alas, you are such a good man, why doesn't she know how to cherish ~?
10, your girlfriend is not ugly. Why is this photo you showed us so ugly? Obviously, you didn't choose the right angle.
1 1, this dress of yours is very nice, but I can't wear it. My breasts are too big.
12, I think your girlfriend is very popular. I really envy so many boys in our class who can play with her. Alas, I'm too far away to talk to the boys in my class. (Shit! You dare not talk to my classmates and dare to talk to my boyfriend! )
13, I just had dinner, watched a movie and went shopping with him. I really didn't do anything. Because you are in a bad mood recently, I just want to say it and help you spend time with him. ...
14, you know? I've always had feelings for you, but you have a girlfriend … I know I shouldn't bother you, so forget it. Take good care of her, and I will always be by your side silently with you. (green tea and QQ sent by male ticket were seen by the hostess, but the male ticket didn't know)
15, I don't want anything else, as long as you have a small corner of me in your heart, I will be satisfied.
16. Do you want me to explain it to her for you?
17, don't you say that about me. Although you are a couple, I don't allow you to say that about her. My brother is really a good man!
18, remember to delete the chat record.
19. If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't want you to be so tired. If I were your girlfriend, I would certainly understand you. If I were your girlfriend, I would never be so narrow-minded
20. Will your sister get angry when you chat with me?
Complete works of classic quotations from green tea bitch
1. You don't know me ... I thought you knew ... people who know don't need to talk, and people who don't know don't need to talk. 2. I am a principled person, and my principle is to look at my mood.
I never expected it, so I was not disappointed.
If you don't belong to yourself, why care?
When I texted you yesterday, I didn't expect you to call me back immediately. Were you with your girlfriend? She is really happy with a boy like you.
6 Wen can control the scholar with a pen and put a local tyrant on the bed. You can sell cute, you can straighten your position, and you can lift your hips to meet lace.
A green tea bitch told me today that her period is coming, she has a sore throat and hemorrhoids. I asked her if she was angry, and she said that her husband came back from a business trip yesterday. I can't speak.
Did your girlfriend misunderstand us? I'll explain to her. I'm really sorry to make your girlfriend unhappy. (I hate such people)
9. My best friend cried to me when she was lovelorn. While crying, she called her man a scum. I told her that such scum had long been cured and called her a man to help her vent. As a result, the two made up again the next day ... I just saw my best friend send a state: people are ignorant, so you should cherish something that others can't say well.
10 It's raining heavily outside, and I'm soaked to the skin. Can I borrow your place to take a bath? Twenty minutes later: Brother, my clothes are all wet. Can you bring me one of your clothes? Finally, the classic white shirt+bra without underwear came out of the bathroom, and the first sentence was guaranteed: Are you alone at home?
1 1. There are so many girls who like me, but what I want is unique.
12 You have something on your mouth. Let me wipe it for you.
13. Actually, your wife is fine, but sometimes a little, but you have to be patient. Although she is, she is your wife!
14. Please, I don't want you to quarrel because of me!
15. what is mito Xiu Xiu?
16. I don't want any birthright, just be good to me.
17. I don't want to hurt anyone. I really don't know what this is about.
18. I have someone I like, but I want to be friends with you. I think we are, right?
19. I just want to wait quietly by your side, that's all.
20. Women are not necessarily beautiful, but they must be xxxxxxx.
2 1. I think love is not to change or save a person, but to find the person who is already suitable for you.
22. You don't know me ... I thought you knew ... people who know don't need to talk, and people who don't know don't need to talk.
23. I am a principled person, and my principle is to look at my mood.
I never expected it, so I was not disappointed.
25. If you don't belong to yourself, why care?
There are so many girls who like me, but what I want is the only one.
27. Girls who love to laugh are never too unlucky.
28. Your girlfriend is spoiled by you. I certainly can't bear to work so hard for the male ticket.
I don't know why he loves me so much Be strong, smile and continue to smile tomorrow!
30. Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?
3 1. Girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck.
32. We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then it takes a lifetime to forget.
33. Can we live for the first time?
34. Sometimes if you stay alone for a long time, you will feel lonely. Watching friends say goodbye to singles and fall in love one by one. Only then did I find myself so sad. I used to think that a person would live well. I thought that my world didn't need those vulgar loves. In fact, no one can stand loneliness. Now I also long to be loved. For so many years, I have always adhered to my belief, alone. Because young and frivolous, completely disheartened. Now, I look at all my friends around me who are so happy, someone cares and someone loves. I don't know how long it's been since I felt this way. So I'm still jealous. Now I also hope that it is enough to have someone who is really good to me. It doesn't need to be vigorous, it doesn't need to be vows of eternal love, as long as it is plain. It's just that I may never give my heart again. Because I can't afford to get hurt anymore.
35. It's good to never meet again. You will always be the one I remember.
36. I have forgotten how to love.
Your cat is gone.
Please let me warm you instead of her.
Let me be your pet and support.
If you are unhappy, tell me, it doesn't matter.
He is like this, sometimes he breaks a girl's heart and is impulsive. I am his good friend, and I can testify.
If I were him, I wouldn't make you cry.
If you turn around, you can see me.
I've been standing here, not going anywhere until you find me.
(To the woman's boyfriend) Starting today, XX will go and I will watch.
One sentence per person, super beautiful classic quotations.
1, Natsume said: You said you knew the end of life, so I made this for you. No matter how lively you say, it will eventually break up, so I want to be with you for a lifetime.
2. In the seventh year of Viola, I said: I have spilled my feelings and there is still half left. I lifted the cup, filled it and left it to the second person. He spilled it again. I'd better pick it up, fill it up and give it to a third person. Feelings are more and more like a glass of wine. Feelings are getting weaker and weaker, but each of them gets all, all, a glass of wine from me.
I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in your future.
4. Liang Shiqiu said: You go, I won't see you off. Come, rain or shine, I will pick you up.
Gu Cheng said: I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.
Haizi said: There are many things in life. What can be forgotten is called the past, and what cannot be forgotten is called memory. A person's loneliness, sometimes, is hard to hide for too long. If time is too long, people will become silent. At that time, some old feelings could not be found back. Perhaps, when a tireless journey is over, only those who stand at the end will feel tired. In fact, I have always understood that it is not easy to accompany someone all the time.
7. San Mao said: If I don't like it, I won't go to to marry a millionaire. If I like it, the multimillionaire will get married.
8. Xu Zhimo said: If the truth is a kind of harm, please choose a lie. If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence. If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave.
9. Zhang Ailing said: I thought love could fill the regret of life. However, it has created more regrets. But it happened to be love.
10, San Mao said: if there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal position without sadness: half in the dust and half flying in the air; Half cool, half sunny. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never expecting.
1 1, Hemingway said: It is not noble to be superior to others. True nobility should be superior to the past self.
12, canoe said: Everyone has a tattooed lover in his life. Fire can't be put out, and water can't be flooded.
13, Bi Shumin said: (Classic Quotations) An excellent heart doesn't have to be gorgeous, but it must be strong.
14, Xi Murong said: We are all actors, shedding our tears in other people's stories.
15, Gu Man said: A smile will defeat a lifetime, and a tear will repay a person. A flower blooms and a flower falls. After all these years, no one asked.
16, seven viola years said: life is like a road. You must walk out of the bustling scenery in the desolation.
17, Haruki Murakami said: No one likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.
18, Xu Zhimo said: In your life, there should at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
Zhu Deyong said: Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.
20. Xu Zhimo said: When you leave, you will be scattered, and your memories will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.
2 1, Shen Congwen said: I know you will come, so I will wait.
22. Haruki Murakami said: If I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messy, I will fix it for you with a smile, and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds. However, if I love you and you don't love me. Your hair is messed up. I will only gently tell you that your hair is messed up. This is probably the purest view of love. If you love each other, you have to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.
23. Zhuang Yi said: To love someone is to love her forever and never want to blame her. Seeing her cry, my heart ached; Seeing her smile, her own is like a flower. In love, everyone has his own fatal weakness.
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