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Drinking is not my hobby

Although the number and frequency of drinking among the self-proclaimed hobbies: "watching football games, running, bragging, drinking, and reading" are far less than the previous three, and slightly more than the imposed hobbies: reading, But when my friends talk about the labels on me, drinking is the most indispensable. I’m wondering if it’s a misunderstanding caused by the constant posting of wine bottles in Moments.

Drinking is not a hobby in my understanding, but a hobby. I really like drinking, but I don’t admit that I am addicted to alcohol now, haha.

I often wonder, why am I so addicted to wine? Maybe it’s because I’ve watched too many Jin Yong Gu Long martial arts movies since I was a child, which gave me the aura of martial arts. The heroes such as Qiao Feng, Linghu Chong, Li Xunhuan, etc. are all addicted to alcohol. I drank a few drinks before a fight, drank a few drinks when I was injured and sick, drank a few drinks when friends reunited, etc. Many of the clips have left a lasting impression on me. At the beginning of Tian Long Ba Bu, the main force of the Qiao Gang fought against the Xixia gang. The sword was shot into the chest. When he raised his head, he picked up the wine bottle from his waist, drank a few big mouthfuls, and used the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. How could that be so handsome? It’s amazing; the young hero Linghu in The Swordsman was often locked up, and was beaten all over his body every time. Even when he later became the head of the Emei Sect, he never left his mouth and drank secretly. There are too many stories like this. I will tell you in person if I have the opportunity.

The meaning of Sailor is not about the wine, but about the drinking companions together. This should be the biggest reason why I like drinking. A few friends sit together, eat some snacks and drink some wine, chat all day while they are drunk, brag, and occasionally share their thoughts. The comfortable and comfortable feeling is really beautiful. I like this kind of gathering and drinking. of harmony.

My biggest drinking friend: Dad, a text message from me on the eve of my high school graduation: The word "get drunk and then rest" started the long years of drinking. As long as we sit together to eat, we will have a few drinks, so After drinking countless boxes of beer and liquor over the years, the father and son didn’t talk much when eating together. When they raised their glasses, they understood each other’s thoughts and formed a tacit understanding. Recently, both father and son have become crazy runners. Much less, but I still have a drink once in a while.

During my studies, I had many good friends, most of whom also became drinking buddies. Sometimes the drinking buddies of my drinking buddies would become my own drinking buddies, haha. When the mood strikes, I can make some cold dishes in the dormitory, have a few drinks with peanuts, or have a meal in a restaurant. A few days ago, my good friend Tao Zi sent me a picture. QQ space reminded me of today’s news from 4 years ago: All the friends in the dormitory went out to hang out, leaving the two of us drinking late at night. It was also very touching. After entering the society for a few years, many friends have gone their separate ways. It is rare to get together at this time. It is a unique flavor to have a few drinks or reminisce about the years we have spent together, or look forward to the future. I am also very grateful to my fate. After entering the society, I also have a few lovely drinking friends, which is exactly what the Tang Dynasty poem said: Don't worry about having no friends in the future. You may forget many things after a few years, but the bottles of Budweiser, Harbin Beer, Snowflake, Carlsberg, Niulanshan, etc. you drank are unforgettable, haha.

Luckily, there are some drinking buddies at every stage. The relationship with these drinking buddies is quite good. I have a lot of drinking friends in my career, so I won’t tell you all of them one by one. I can write a long story about just one of them, haha.

Having said all this, it does not mean that we become friends after drinking. I also have some good friends who are heavy drinkers or never drink. This does not affect our relationship. After all, we have deep feelings and everything we drink is wine, hehe. Another advantage of me is that I never persuade others to drink. Of course, in front of some drinking friends who like to persuade others to drink, this may be a disadvantage, haha.

The pleasure of drinking by yourself. I have to admit that people cannot escape the law of true fragrance. A few years ago, I vowed: "I don't like drinking alone. It's so terrible. I'll get drunk after just a little bit. I won't drink alone." Now it feels so good, bang bang bang. His face was swollen. I once joked: I can’t help but drink alone. If I don’t have any drinking buddies, I won’t be able to drink anymore if I don’t change, haha. Find a high-sounding reason for a person to drink. This is a joke after all. I think the mood will be different at different ages. When I was young, I liked liveliness, but this stage is a little calmer. Moreover, both my drinking friends and myself have their own things to do. We sit together and have a few drinks every now and then. Cup is unrealistic. Just get together if you have the opportunity. You can imagine the scene when I was writing this story these two nights. There was a large glass of beer next to the table, typing on the keyboard a few times, and taking a sip to find inspiration, haha.

Drinking capacity is something you practice.

The first time I drank beer was when I was fourteen or five years old. It was a family reunion dinner. I saw the adults were drinking, and I wanted to try it myself. I dipped my chopsticks into it and licked it. I felt nothing. Then I picked up the cup and took a sip. It felt so bad that I finally drank. . The first time I drank baijiu was when I was graduating from high school at the age of 18 or 19. I found a restaurant with my good gay friend Xiao Po Boy, and ordered some barbecue and a plate of fried dumplings. I thought that I usually drink beer, so this time I drank beer. For something different, I got two small bottles of white wine. Wanting to have a drink, the two of them took a small sip, and their expressions changed. It was so unpalatable that they ate food and drank water. Then they tried again and it was still unpalatable, so they finally drank beer. As for the treatment of the liquor, I poured the wine and brought the bottle back for collection. I remember that the small bottle with the fragrance of rice flowers was really beautiful. Nowadays, you can have a little bit of a lot of wine, but I won’t reveal the specific amount, since it’s not a very good drink anyway. The first time I drank, it was actually so rough. I always thought that drinking ability was something you learned, not something you were born with.

The first time I got drunk. There is no drinker who has never been drunk. It was at a class reunion. It was my best friend’s birthday. I was happy, so I drank a few more drinks, which was almost the amount. In the end, the people around me coaxed and shouted, and coupled with my own excitement, I just did it. At that time, I was still There was no reaction. As soon as I walked to the dormitory, I vomited all the way from 507 to 501. I felt dizzy. Finally, I went to the bathroom in 503, the next door dormitory, and fell asleep leaning against the wall for some reason. A classmate saw me kicking at the door of the bathroom. .

Generally speaking, drinking brings me great spiritual pleasure. As we age and mature, we know when to drink, when not to drink, when to drink more, and when to drink less. But now I still have the opportunity to rush upward occasionally, and I think this is good. At least it shows that I am still young and can still rush.

Sometimes I think about saving some living expenses at that time, finding a fun night, buying some cold vegetables, peanuts, or even spicy strips, and drinking with a small wine glass, it is very interesting. Now when I go to the supermarket, I always like to stay in the alcohol section, hahaha.