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The president received a text message from the girl.

Are you free today?

What is this?

If we are free, let's get married.

Wei Xiaobao and Xia Yi met online.

Xia Yitiao is a designer. He was working on a case that day. Suddenly a friend add request popped up on WeChat. He wanted to refuse, but when he saw the name was Wei Xiaobao, he felt a little interesting and ordered it away.

Then the dialog box comes out with a line:

I'm Wei Xiaobao, but I don't have seven beautiful wives. So far, I haven't. What a pity, hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Xia Yi was suddenly amused. This Wei Xiaobao is very interesting.

Then why don't you go to your Ake, Shuang'er, Ceng Rou, Princess Channing and Mu Jianbing? ......

Wei Xiaobao gave a helpless expression and said, if only finding a girlfriend was as simple as gaining weight.

Xia Yi secretly smiled and said, you are Wei Xiaobao. You won't be unlucky.

There was a phone call. Xia Yi jumped up and saw that it belonged to the big boss. He quickly told Wei Xiaobao to stop talking and the execution order came.

Sure enough, the big boss shouted for a while and jumped in the summer. Has the design been worked out? The customer is urging. Anyway, the draft will be published today.

Before Xia could speak, the phone snapped off.

Xia Yi stamped her feet with anger, but she was helpless. The case at hand is still open.

I endured the emotions and communicated with customers again and again, adjusted and worked hard for a long time, changed and changed, and the design draft was finally passed by customers.

Xia Yi rubbed her sore shoulder, closed her eyes and just wanted to have a rest when her cell phone beeped. At first glance, it was her boyfriend who said that she had arrived at the door of her company and had dinner together in the evening.

Yuan is Xia Yitiao's college classmate, two years older than her.

On the day Xia Yi jumped into the school, Yuan, as a senior, helped her run back and forth. In addition, they come from the same city, and they have a feeling of "meeting an old friend in a foreign land", which brings them closer emotionally.

Although Yuan is not very handsome, he also has a pair of beautiful eyes. He smiled with curved eyes, like two first-quarter moons, and a small tiger tooth was naughty and shining in the sun, which was very beautiful. The figure is also very good, slender and fit, and she is Xia Yi's favorite model.

So, when Yuan confessed to Xia Yi in the second year of high school, she almost agreed without hesitation, and the two began to formally communicate.

Yuan, a senior, is basically in the internship stage. Although he is an intern, he is good at analyzing and thinking. He can find problems in his work and give solutions quickly. During his internship, he has helped the company solve a very difficult case, which made the company gain huge profits and won unanimous praise, so he was hired by the company with a high salary less than four months after his internship.

Under the embarrassing situation that a college student lost his job as soon as he graduated, it can be said that Yuan can make his debut in the company's C position by virtue of his own ability, which is very enviable.

Seeing Xia Yi coming out of the company slowly, Yuan said in a hurry, hurry up, there is a reception in our company tonight, which is very important. Senior management of the company will attend. Don't be late.

Cocktail party? Didn't you just say it was just for dinner? I don't wear makeup here either, and my clothes don't seem to fit me. What should I do?

Xia Yi found that Yuan was wearing a suit and tie, and his eyes were full of pride. This is obviously a long period of careful preparation, not a hasty action.

Although Xia Yi is careless and heartless at ordinary times, she is very delicate at heart and sensitive to what she really cares about, just like Yuan's performance at the moment, which hurts her.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Busy forgot, get on the bus first, and then touch up the makeup in the car later, but Yolanda didn't say he was sorry.

Xia Yi didn't want to go at first, but he thought that since Yuan had come all the way to pick himself up, he wanted to go with him. Maybe he was really busy and forgot? I didn't say anything more, got in the car and simplified my makeup.

Yuan answered the phone while driving, which seemed very busy, but in Xia Yi's view, it was all boring and disgusting topics. Those sophisticated people flatter each other, which makes them very unhappy. How did this happen? Where is the original pure, clean and jade-like Yuan?

Xia Yi jumped on WeChat, flipped through it and saw several messages from Wei Xiaobao:

The big boss is a paper tiger. Don't be scared by him. Let him jump up and shout.

A real soldier dares to look the big boss in the eye. If he bullies you, he will splash water on his face rudely and then turn away smartly. Who hasn't lost his temper yet?

It's all bad people who bully Xia Yi. If a woman bullies Xia Yi and makes her gain weight and get pimples all over her face, she will never see anyone. When a man bullies Xia Yi, let him go bald, fall down, and fall into a dog and eat shit. Ha ha.

See Wei Xiaobao's message, Xia Yi fidgety mood suddenly improved. This Wei Xiaobao is so funny that he can't help laughing. A stranger comforted himself like this, and his heart was a little touched.

After listening to Xia's laughter, I told Yuan without looking back that watching those boring things less would lower my IQ.

Xia Yi ignored him.

When I arrived at the reception site of Yuan Company, Xia Yi found that I really shouldn't have come. Looking around, the man dressed like a gentleman, the woman dressed exquisitely and elegantly, and a casual dress was really out of place. I was about to flinch and slip away when I heard a man say, Sanye, bring your friend here quickly. The president is here.

At Xia Yi Yuan, his eyes were obviously disappointed and even frowned, but he came along with Xia Yi.

Hello, Zhao Zong, this is my friend Xiao Xia.

Xia jumped up and listened. The scene that was too hot just now suddenly turned cold. I used to be Xiao Xia, just a friend.

That Zhao Zong, after watching the summer jump next door, said a little jokingly, San Ye, your friend is very special!

Yuan smiled at embarrassment.

Xia Yi let go of Yuan's hand and said, I'm sorry, I'm a little sick today, so I walked first.

Xia Yi ran out of the reception site and bumped into a man when he went out. He didn't look up, said he was sorry, bowed his head and ran away. Out of the hotel gate, tears could not help but flow out.

Yuan was not like this before.

At that time, he was a passionate and hot boy. As long as he dances with Xia Yi, he will always hold her hand and not let go of eating. Every time during Xia Yue's physiological period, Yuan would rub her hands over her stomach, soak in boiling brown sugar water and feed her spoonfuls, which was called girlfriend mania by her roommates. No matter what clothes Xia Yi wears, his eyes will glow and he will keep talking about how beautiful it is. Even if it is an ordinary pair of jeans, he will say that others are dressed like jeans, and our Xia Yi looks super cool and beautiful in them.

Aren't those good times worth two years in the workplace?

Thought of here, Xia Yi's lacrimal gland seems to be broken, and tears can't stop. He ran face down all the way. Where did Yuan, who used to spoil himself like a child, go?

Xia Yi was crying when suddenly a voice said, Hello, is that your mobile phone?

Jumping off a building this summer was really a shock. At first glance, it's really my own mobile phone. It turns out that I just bumped into someone else and didn't even notice it.

Xia Yi quickly jumped up to thank her, and at the same time wanted to find a paper towel to wipe the crying cat's face, but she couldn't find it at the moment. I am embarrassed. The man said, use this. Xia jumped up at this moment and saw a delicate handkerchief handed over.

No, no, Xia Yi jumped and quickly refused.

It's clean, don't worry. Lacrimosa, be careful to turn into saline-alkali land.

Xia Yi took the handkerchief, wiped her face at random, and smelled a faint gardenia fragrance in the handkerchief, which was very fresh. What kind of man still uses a handkerchief! Still such a faint floral handkerchief.

Summer jump this just raised his head and looked at the man in front of him carefully.

Then a scream, Rukawa Kaede! This man looks so much like Rukawa Kaede in Slam Dunk!

Also in Hanamichi Sakuragi! You read too many cartoons, and the man smiled wickedly.

Xia Yi knew that she was a little rude and quickly said she was sorry. You really look like Rukawa Kaede.

Rukawa Kaede is not as handsome as this young master! I really want to drag that Rukawa Kaede out and beat him up. He should imitate me. Now, have you finished crying? After the crying ceremony, go home and have a good sleep. If you still want to cry, my shoulder ... won't lend it to you. The person who makes you cry may be important to you, but the person who thinks you are important won't make you cry like this. Wake up, little girl.

The man said and walked into the hotel.

Xia Yi stood waiting for a while, as if dreaming. When he saw this crumpled handkerchief in his hand, he woke up like a dream and quickly shouted: Who, your handkerchief ... but where is the shadow of that man?

Xia Yi jumped home full of melancholy. As soon as I entered the door, I saw this pair of children's shoes placed between her and Yuan's shoes next to the shoe cabinet, and tears flowed out again.

It was a year ago, Xia Yi just graduated from college and came to the city where Yuan worked, and naturally lived together.

One day, Yuan suddenly said, put a pair of children's sports shoes between our lovers' shoes.

Why?

Because I want to see our family of three in the future.

At that time, Xia Yi was jumping around the room like a madman. However, after only one year, I cried like a fool.

Kitajima said that we had dreams at that time, about literature, about love and about traveling around the world. Now we drink in the middle of the night and the cups meet, which is the sound of broken dreams.

It's like jumping in summer.

She silently packed the children's sports shoes and put them in the shoe box.

After a simple wash, Xia Yi went to bed and fell asleep, but how could she sleep? Yuan not only showed his disgust at the reception, but also didn't make a phone call and send a text message until now, which made Xia Yi's heart cold to the extreme.

The phone came the sound of doodle again, and Xia Yi jumped up. Those are a few short messages from Wei Xiaobao:

Tell you a good news. Today, I met a very beautiful girl. When I first saw her, I felt that the person I was looking for in Wei Xiaobao appeared. It's her!

Believe it or not, some people can fall in love in a day, an hour and an instant, some people have known each other for several years, and some people may not be able to get to the end after many years together.

But I was so happy that I forgot to ask for her contact information. I'm really the biggest fool in the world, so I'm here to ask for your kind words again.

Xia Yi wrote that you are Wei Xiaobao. Hey, you won't be unlucky. Send it out.

Then I heard the door open and Yuan came back.

Yuan received a notice of the reception as early as a week ago. Participants are not only the top management of the company, but also important customers of the company, so the seemingly relaxed reception is actually full of profound social wit.

For this reception, Yuan racked his brains and recited every scene several times, including how to show himself proudly when he met the president, how to impress him, how to introduce customers seemingly calmly, and how to make customers feel important in the company, and so on. He is really a super scheming man.

However, on the day of the reception, the company informed her to bring the other half, including boyfriend and girlfriend. Yuan took Xia Yi to the company reception, but she felt that Xia Yi was a little disappointed that she was "too grounded" and didn't bring the gas field, which led Xia Yi to leave the scene in a rage. This series of things happened.

Yuan opened the door and saw that the room was dark. He thought Xia Yi was asleep, so he didn't call her.

Yuan sat down on the sofa and unscrewed the small desk lamp beside the sofa. Xia Yi appeared in front of him with a bright face.

The photo next to the desk lamp was taken by them on the school football field two years ago. It's a sunny day. Every grass looks full of vitality and dances happily in the sun. Xia Yi stepped on a football, his long hair was tied into a ponytail, his smile was brighter than the sun, and he was full of youth. Yuan quickly captured this beauty, printed it out, put it in a photo frame, and kissed Xia Yi in the photo frame before going to work every day.

Yuan suddenly found that he couldn't remember how long he hadn't kissed this photo. Is it after Xia Yi jumped in? Or earlier?

At that time, when I took this photo, Yolanda was clear and bright. He said to Xia Yi affectionately, I don't have to look for spring any more. Just smile.

However, Yuan doesn't feel this way now, and even has a faint dissatisfaction and impatience in his heart, which also makes him feel lost and blamed himself.

Because he was a little drunk, Yuan unconsciously fell asleep on the sofa, and didn't even hear his cell phone ring.

Xia Yi jumped into bed and was completely awake. She heard Yuan open the door, heard his footsteps, saw the dim light from the desk lamp, and even heard Yuan's sigh.

But he didn't call her, went into the bedroom, apologized or explained.

I remember when I first moved here, the two of them were inseparable, and I felt sad when I danced in summer.

Yuan's cell phone rang for a long time, but he didn't answer it. Although Xia Yi was angry, she was also worried that Yuan would drink too much. Don't get drunk, okay? I got up and looked at the situation.

Yuan lay on the messy sofa and slept soundly. There is a strong smell of wine in the living room, and his mobile phone gives off a faint light on the carpet.

Seeing that the caller's name is Angela, inexplicably, Xia Yi jumped up with an impulse to answer, but she gave up. She picked up Yuan's mobile phone and put it on the coffee table, trying to walk away, but the information popped up in the mobile phone, like magic, fixed Xia Yi's eyes.

"Three wild, sleep? Why don't you answer the phone? "

"Let's go to Zhu Xia Resort after work tomorrow night. The food there is particularly delicious. Of course, your lips are full of flavor. "

Seeing this, Xia jumped up, shook her body and almost fainted, but she fought back the pain in her heart and woke Yuan.

Yuan sat up in a daze, but after seeing the information on the mobile phone, he suddenly woke up and looked obviously flustered.

Xia pounced on Yuan and looked at him without asking anything. Yuan Sanye avoided Xia Yi's eyes and said quietly that nothing happened between Angela and me. She just dances at the reception and sometimes makes a scene. As the assistant to the president, she holds the power of life and death, so I dare not offend or jump. Can we put this matter behind us?

Yuan tried to cuddle Xia Yi, but Xia Yi pushed him away and sat down on the ground.

Mao Mu said in The Veil: "I never know why people fall in love with another person. I guess there may be a gap between us. It is an empty hole, and the biting cold wind is pouring into our souls. We urgently need a heart with the right shape to fill it. Even if you are a perfect circle like the sun, the gap in my heart may be just a zigzag, so it may be.

In the past, Xia Yi thought Yuan filled this gap perfectly, but now it has split into the Grand Canyon of Colorado.

Xia Yi, who has always been sensitive and agile, can no longer face such Yuan Sanye. She packed her clothes, dragged her suitcase and left the place where she and Yuan were full of good memories.

Xia Yi jumped out of the apartment building only to find that it was raining outside. Late at night in October, it's already so cold that people are shivering. Xia Yi's mood is tens of millions of times colder than this weather.

Dragging the suitcase and looking at the familiar street scene, Xia Yi suddenly felt very strange. Is this really a city where he often laughs? As soon as her nose is sour, her tears blur.

Xia Yitiao is very sad. Suddenly a car stopped in front of her, the window fell, and a familiar voice came. Hey, where are you going in the middle of the night

Summer want to jump up and see, turned out to be seen a few hours ago, Rukawa Kaede, it is no wonder that feel a little familiar voice, he should see him twice a day in the most down and out of the worst state, it's really embarrassing.

Get in the car. I'll take you there. A girl walks in the street at night, you are not afraid to meet a pervert! There was a robber here the other day. Rukawa Kaede scared her on purpose.

Rukawa Kaede said that Xia Yi was really scared. Just now, I was just sad. What kind of pervert is safe? But where can I go?

See Xia Yi hesitate, Rukawa Kaede said, seems to be running away from home, alas, my girl has a big temper. Then I, a handsome angel on the road, take you to a hotel, rest for one night and disappear at dawn.

In the hotel lobby, do a good job in check-in. Rukawa Kaede said it was not good. I don't need to go up to accompany him. Xia Yi stared his one eye, but he was very moved by his two rescues.

Rukawa Kaede left with Xia Yi's mobile phone, lost his phone number, and called himself by the way. He told Xia Yi that helping others, especially beautiful people like you, is my consistent pursuit. We both really have monkey shit, so you can't forget me.

What stone?

Monkey shit, ape shit! Fate!

Xia Yi almost laughed, sad just broke up a lot.

Rukawa Kaede walked out of the hotel and stayed in the car for a long time before driving away.

There are several calls in Yuan's mobile phone, but Xia Yi didn't answer. Her heart was a little sad, and she suddenly despaired of love. When she saw the short message sent to Yuan two years ago on her mobile phone, she said, "I want to watch the early spring when everything recovers, the long and warm summer, go to the maple grove in late autumn, hold your hand with a thick scarf and hat, and look forward to the future in the heavy snow." Xia Yi was more than I could bear, covering her head and crying.

I don't know how long I cried, but Xia Yi fell asleep in a daze.

When she woke up, she was already lying in a hospital bed. When I opened my eyes, I saw Rukawa Kaede's beautiful but a little haggard face.

I was caught in the rain at night, so sad that I shed too many tears. Xia Yi caught a bad cold and was unconscious with a high fever. It was Rukawa Kaede who sent her from the hotel to the hospital in time, otherwise the consequences would be really unimaginable.

Although Xia Yi woke up, she still had a headache. She looked at Rukawa Kaede, said thank you with difficulty, and then fell asleep again.

In the dream, a grassland is full of all kinds of flowers. Xia Yi and Yuan ran around happily. Somehow, a wolf suddenly appeared. Xia Yi was so scared that she called Yuan, but when she turned around, Yuan had disappeared. There is only a wolf with sharp teeth and a long tongue. His eyes were dark and fierce, and he walked towards her.

The nurse said that you finally woke up and slept for a long time. I really envy you. There is such a handsome and considerate boyfriend who has been guarding your bed and just went out and said he would bring you food.

Boyfriend? That is definitely not Yuan. She has nothing to do with this man. It must be Rukawa Kaede, but, by default, how can a person who has only known him for more than ten hours but has already seen himself in a panic?

Just thinking, Rukawa Kaede pushed the door and came in.

Rukawa Kaede said you were awake and tidied up your lunch box. There are five!

Xia Yi said, are you going to feed the pigs? Although the mouth is so ridiculous, my heart is warm for a while.

Rukawa Kaede looked Xia Yi in the eye and said seriously, in order to take care of you, a puzzling person, I skipped work to make soup. If you don't finish eating, I'll show you.

Xia Yi looked at the contents of the lunch box, including rice porridge, egg soup, vegetables, fish, tofu, chicken soup and so on. Full of color, smell and taste. It seems that his forefinger will move greatly, and Xia Yi's nose is sour and she almost cries. How long has it been since he had a good meal like this?

A few hours ago, when Rukawa Kaede ran all the way from the hotel to the hospital with Xia Yi in his arms, he almost went crazy. Rukawa Kaede, who always believed in himself but didn't believe in God, visited all the immortals and begged them to bless Xia Yi, so that nothing would happen.

When the doctor said that Xia Yi's fever had gone down and there would be no major problems, he hugged the doctor excitedly and burst into tears. Then I stood in front of Xia Yi's bed step by step.

Looking at the weak and pale Xia Pu in the hospital bed, Rukawa Kaede twitched in pain and tried to hold her tightly in her arms. When his hand touched her face gently, the whole person was shaking.

I have loved you for so many years, but this is how we met.

Rukawa Kaede looked at Xia Yi who was eating, so silly that she didn't even hear Xia Yi call him.

It was not until Xia Yi's hand waved in front of him that he said with a rude awakening that my skill was to sleep with your eyes open.

Xia Yi jumped up after dinner and asked the doctor about the situation. Knowing that there is nothing more, she will be discharged from the hospital. After all, you can't stay in a hotel all the time without going to work, asking for leave or renting a house. Renting a house cannot be expensive. In the summer, I changed jobs for more than a year, and I don't have much savings. I urgently need to find a cheap house to live in.

Rukawa Kaede said, looking for a house, what a coincidence, my buddy, has gone abroad, and the house over there is just empty. It's good for you to live there.

Xia Yi felt that Rukawa Kaede was simply her snail girl and her savior, so she gave a friendly hug happily, which made Rukawa Kaede blush.

Then Rukawa Kaede drove Xia Yi to check out, took him to the so-called friend's residence, went to the supermarket again, bought a lot of food, stuffed the refrigerator, packed it up and left.

Looking at Xia Yi jumping into her house, Rukawa Kaede had mixed feelings. He had to go back to live with his parents.

Looking at this strange room, Xia Yi always feels deja vu, but she can't say where it is. She shook her head and let it go.

There is a message from Yuan on WeChat, asking where she is and worrying about her. There is also an apology, begging her forgiveness. Xia Yi was silently deleted.

At this point, Wei Xiaobao also sent a skipping smiley face expression.

Then he said, you are an angel. What you say always brings me luck. I saw that beautiful girl again today and stayed together for a long time.

Xia Yi thought of Rukawa Kaede. He gave himself a lot of help today and told Wei Xiaobao that I was lucky today, too. I met a beautiful and lovely boy, but I don't know his name. He looks like Rukawa Kaede, so I call him Rukawa Kaede.

Wei Xiaobao said, don't be cheated, learn to protect yourself. Now the bad guys are overwhelming, and the bad ones are a bolt from the blue.

Xia Yi said that there are not so many bad guys, and even if there were, Rukawa Kaede wouldn't. I can see the sincerity in his eyes. Although he can laugh and look a little bad, he is very kind.

Wei Xiaobao said, Wow, I want to know such a good Rukawa Kaede. However, to change the subject, I decided to chase this girl. Any good suggestions? From a girl's perspective. Although I am Wei Xiaobao, this is the first time I like someone. Hey, how can I find someone as good as me? Even in Rukawa Kaede, it's hard to reach.

Xia Yi was amused by Wei Xiaobao. She said, chasing girls, just keep your truth, goodness and beauty. In the end, we can be together, but we can't be apart.

Wei Xiaobao said that magnesium+zinc sulfate = zinc+magnesium sulfate.

Xia Yi said, are you taking my chemistry test?

Wei Xiaobao said, your beauty (magnesium) has entered my heart (zinc). Send this to her today, hehe, be creative.

Xia Yi jumped up when she saw Wei Xiaobao so happy, and suddenly felt a little depressed when she thought of her lovelorn yesterday. She said, Good night, go to bed early.

However, Wei Xiaobao couldn't sleep and happily played a backflip on the bed.

Yes, the girl I like sleeps in her own bed, and when I think about it, I want to fly with joy.

Yes, Wei Xiaobao is Rukawa Kaede.

I liked Xia Yi to jump when I was a sophomore, but Yuan beat me to it at that time, which made me very depressed. But seeing Xia Yi with Aful's, he also pressed this love deeply in his heart, but he never liked other girls again, so that his roommate who had a good time said that he had a problem with his sexual orientation, and he was too lazy to explain.

Unexpectedly, after graduating from college, Xia Yi also came to this city, which made Wei Xiaobao extremely excited. Coincidentally, Yuan actually worked in the planning department of Webster's Group, so he found Yuan's residence in the personnel file effortlessly, and he also saw Xia Yi and Yuan in and out of the apartment.

At the cocktail party yesterday, Xia Yiran came out and bumped into himself. Wei Xiaobao has guessed the reason. At the cocktail party, he saw the abnormal behavior of Yuan and Anjila. He wanted to hit Yuan, but considering the influence, he didn't do it.

So last night, Wei Xiaobao parked his car not far from an apartment in Xia. He was very worried about Xia Yi, and then he had a series of things, such as taking Xia Yi to a hotel and taking care of him in the hospital, so-called going to a friend's residence.

In the next two years, Rukawa Kaede frequently appeared in Xia Yi's life. Like good friends, travel together, see the grassland, cross the snow-capped mountains, read a book by the Seine, and watch an opera boating in Venice. Rukawa Kaede gradually enriched Xia Yi's life, and the smile on his face became brighter every day.

And these beautiful things, Xia Yi will share with Wei Xiaobao. Of course, she didn't know that Wei Xiaobao and Rukawa Kaede were the same person. Until one day, her mobile phone was dead, and she was taking photos with Rukawa Kaede's mobile phone. Suddenly she saw the word Wei Xiaobao, and she realized that Wei Xiaobao was Rukawa Kaede, and all the information he gave her every day was a confession to her.

Wei Xiaobao said that some people have made money just by knowing her. When I met her, I felt that life was too precious.

Wei Xiaobao said that when I miss her, I am like a hawthorn, red and sour.

Wei Xiaobao said, I have written a story about her in my mind, and now I want to write it as a non-fiction. what do you think?

Xia Yi saw these short messages from Wei Xiaobao, and her eyes filled with tears.

Another year has passed.

Wei Xiaobao said, are you free today?

Xia Yi jumped up and said, What's the matter?

Get married when you are free.

Come and pick me up, Rukawa Kaede.

(End)