April Fool's Day funny sentences

In our study, work and life, everyone collects impressive sentences, which can express a complete meaning, such as telling someone something, asking a question, asking or stopping, expressing some emotion, expressing the continuation or omission of a paragraph. What are those widely used sentences like? The following are funny sentences about April Fool's Day that I compiled for you, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

Today is Monday. I'll send you a short message: I'll buy you a welfare lottery ticket, and I won't dare to take it if I win. It's a long way to send it to you You can send me five thousand special planes, and I'll send the lottery tickets to your home. Make it clear before April 1, remember! Remember!

Second, April Fool's Day, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!

Third, today's April Fool's Day, a special April Fool's Day command was issued. It is a good mood to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

Fourth, Bajie Hua Zhai is gone forever. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

How can I have the heart to fool you on April Fool's Day? I'm not lying to you, I'm stupid and unhappy! In order to fool you and have fun together, I have been driving foolishly and personally, and my friends for many years have advised you: Happy April Fool's Day!

I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum. You are my pet pig!

What is the most painful thing in the world? Obviously, you are smart, but you have been cheated. Do you know the most painful thing in the world? It's April Fool's Day when you are smart.

Eight, April Fool's Day is here, I wish you a silly voice when you speak; When singing, stupid sounds surround the beam; At work, be silly and flexible. Love will not be silly until death. Happy April Fool's Day!

I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

Ten, silly brother, in this big day when all China people can be silly, silly brother wishes you never to change your silly heart, be silly and enjoy yourself, be silly and happy, be silly and happy ... Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day SMS

Eleven, fool text messages, happy laughter; There is no way to overcome being spoofed and playing dumb. In fact, there are many friends, and it is not common to fool around, just because of April Fool's Day, happy to make excuses! Give you a happy reason, I wish: April Fool's Day is stupid and fast!

Twelve, on this special day, I want to call you, but I am worried that you will misunderstand me; I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

Thirteen, this news is by no means a mass, absolutely exclusive to you. You are over age on Children's Day, everyone is glorious on Labor Day, and National Day is too far away. According to your daily performance, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

Fourteen, the work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time. Fortunately, I can send you a short message, hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

Fifteen, hey! Honey, I haven't contacted you for a long time. Please have a meal today. Fish is flying like a bowl, but shrimp is chasing it on the plate. Crispy lotus root is fascinating. I wish you all a happy and appetizing fish festival!

Sixteen, people floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife. Please be careful. On this day, don't read text messages at will. I'm not talking nonsense and you're not stupid, so don't look, look, look. If you say you are stupid, you are happy.

Seventeen, since 1 meeting, my eyes have never left you. Three students are fortunate to be your beauties. Today, I miss you 45 times, with tears of love accounting for 60%, floating 708 memories and 99 happy hearts. Say 10, today is April Fool's Day.

18. A snake woke up one day, climbed out of the lake, took a bite of the cake, and for some unknown reason, its body kept shaking, and then the farmer caught it. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

20. Has anyone ever said that you look great? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

Twenty-three, how punk are you: all your friends have been robbed by you; How tall are you? You get bigger every time you drink too much. How outstanding you are: when you leave home, everyone will look at you!

24. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

25. It's a pity that poor mobile phone users are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because they confirmed this short message. Now the bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walking through your body with vigorous steps. ...

Twenty-six, someone told me: you are as smart as a pig, and I was furious after listening to it! I understand you! ! So defiled I'm sorry, pig

Twenty-seven, since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Daoxi, you have been admitted to the uncivilized class of the ignorance department of Niujing University in the United States. Please take your stupidity and strange diseases to the American Dung Hall on the street of No.9 Road-Titanic.

Twenty-nine, I haven't seen some ideas for days. The body can be peaceful and healthy recently; Don't forget to add clothes after a hard day in the office. Although you are an ungrateful person, I can remember you in my heart. It's okay to be idle anyway. I should send you a message just to feed the pigs with chaff. Happy April Fool's Day!

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: lower your head and suck after farting, and then carefully check whether people around you smell it. If so, we should strengthen training according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

April Fool's Funny Sentence 2 1, black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and charming face keep me awake at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy!

2. Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, I think of you for the first time-happy holidays!

3. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

4. In spring, I will send you a smiling face to keep you awake. In spring, I will send you some poems to make you think. In spring, I will send you a heartbeat to make you happier than anyone else on April Fool's Day.

5, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stalk ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash to see the monkey happy, see the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

6. Promise me to take good care of myself and be calm no matter what happens; No matter what you do, you must have determination; Be optimistic whenever and wherever you are; No matter who you meet, don't tell him that you are crazy! Happy holidays!

7, faint miss, shallow feelings, I haven't missed you so well for a long time, when I face you, my mouth is wide open, and I don't miss you all the time! I hope this special season, special day, send me special warm words: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts? Whatever you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

10, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. If you like it, you will run away. Give praise and you will be satisfied. If you are called stupid by your friends, you will laugh stupidly: What a wonderful world! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, although I am tired from work, I also get paid. I drink a little wine after work, my wife and children are hot, and I travel around on weekends. I send a text message to say hello, and the phone bill is only deducted by ten cents. Piggy, do you think it's especially good to be alive?

13, I've been trying to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

15, I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.