Warm-hearted jokes that amuse women.

Heartwarming jokes that make women happy

Heartwarming jokes that make women happy. Secondly, a girl is a very simple creature. When she is angry, it depends on whether you are romantic or not. If you are romantic, make her happy with a lifestyle! If you keep a low profile, let her into your life. The following are warm-hearted jokes about making women happy. I hope it will help you! Warm-hearted jokes to make women happy 1

Short jokes to make girls happy

1: Sleeping in class: A student sleeps in class and is found by the teacher. Teacher: "Why do you sleep in class?" A student: "I didn't sleep!" " Teacher: "Then why do you close your eyes?" A student: "I am closing my eyes!" " Teacher: "Then why are you nodding?" A student: "What you just said is very reasonable!" " Teacher: "Then why are you drooling?" A student: "Teacher, you speak with relish!"

2: I'm glad to think that the children are afraid of me, but my wife later said: Only you are the most obedient and good at home! Go and buy me a bag of salt (in the end, it can only show that I am a good boy)

3: Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang, and the other named Xiao disappeared one day. When Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, he went to Bala and said, I'm looking for Xiao! The gang paused and said, Are you faking it? Yes, I am!

four: the mother once again called her son to get up: Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up. You've heard the rooster crow several times. What does it have to do with me? I'm not a hen

5: Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by gibbons, and they fell in love after the gibbons cleaned it gently and carefully. People asked how they got together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

Six: My husband took an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly, "You shouldn't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two left, and you have broken the others." The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then you are not allowed to be angry with me in the future. I was also left by my mother, leaving only me."

seven: I have four children, all of whom are very naughty. One day, when I came home from work, the children were making a lot of noise at home. My wife was very happy to see me back and said: You finally came back. Great. I was very happy to think that the children were all afraid of me. Unexpectedly, my wife later said: Only you are the most obedient and good at home! Go and buy me a bag of salt.

Eight: It's love at first sight, but it starts at the sight of color; The so-called long-term love, but weigh the pros and cons. The so-called buddies are the best, but they are arrogant. The so-called sisters are the most waves, but they are pretending. Have a good time.

Nine: Khrushchev visited the farm, and the reporter took a photo of him in the pigsty with the pigs. I saw the newspaper the next day with a postscript: the third from the left is Comrade Khrushchev.

1: The child is thinking about "heredity and environment". Mother interjected: this question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child resembles his father, it is hereditary. Like neighbors, that's the environment. Warm-hearted jokes that make women happy 2

jokes that make girls happy

1. Before I met you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please allow me to let this feeling accompany me for a lifetime from this Valentine's Day!

2. You whispered that you love me, and let me cling to your chest. Gentle words gently touched my heartstrings. The international community belongs to both of us, and our hearts are closely linked.

3. There is a kind of true feelings that can be forgotten in Jianghu quietly. Friends of gentlemen, or strangers, can quietly love, quietly understand, quietly fill their hearts with wishes, wave their hands, and let the spring grass continue and fall into a red array.

4. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my only love.

5. I accidentally met you, which was organized by me; I love you unconsciously, not intentionally; I am sincere in falling in love with you; I am willing to treat you wholeheartedly; But having you for life is what I want most!

6. I am the one who always pursues you, and I am the one who always misses you. When I first saw you, your charm conquered me. You are the most worthy pursuit in my life, and only you can save my life, you know? Renminbi.

7. I heard that you are looking for a job recently. I gave you a name. Go for an interview. The job is simple, the salary is good, and more importantly, it is a world-famous enterprise with absolutely good development. The position is toilet cleaner. Remember to go!

8. Are you busy? Please answer my questions: I always suffer from insomnia and wake up once when I am a child; I don't want to go to work seven days a week; Smile at the thought of harassing you. Hurry up and reply, I only ate three meals this day and I am hungry!

9. Don't worry about eating, just lower your head; Don't worry about your work, I have already raised it for you; You don't have to worry about marriage, but you rely on your eyes to express your feelings; Don't worry about buying a house, someone will repair it at home; Don't worry about talking, you will brag naturally, because you are a big stupid cow!

1. You said that you, buy a lottery ticket, and didn't win 5 million; Find someone, and never meet a fairy; Go to work, and always work overtime. I'll teach you a wonderful method of luck, keep it a secret, but it won't work if you tell others, that is-stepping. Warm-hearted joke to make women happy 3

Humorous joke to make girlfriends happy

1. One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was the male and which was the female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. The cow scolded: What an ass, a man left and a woman right!

2. Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project to build a 3-meter chimney. The construction period was two months, and the cost was 3, yuan, but it needed to be funded. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. ! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig a well!

3. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by, and a policeman came over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know, I just arrived.

4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with the telephone pole. One of them passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two sticks!

5. The tortoise is injured. Let snails buy medicine. After two hours. The snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise scolded in a hurry: if he doesn't come back, Lao Zi will die! At this time, there was a snail's voice outside the door: you say I'm not going!

6. If someone keeps a pig, he will get bored and abandon it. However, if the pig knows the way back, it will be useless to abandon it. One day, he drove a lot and abandoned the pig. He called his family late at night and asked, "Is the pig returned?" Answer: "I have returned!" Its roar: "Let it answer the phone, I'm lost!

7. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants they nest climbed onto the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants all fell down. At this time, there was another one around the elephant's neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

8. One morning in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our platoon is all dead." At this time, many students said, "We also died." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up: "I'm not dead yet!" " The teacher said strangely, "The whole class is dead. Why don't you die?"

9. Before eating peanuts, a monkey should put it in his ass before taking it out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out. The monkey was scared. Now it must be measured before eating.

1. In my sophomore year, all the girls in the dormitory liked Zhou Huajian's songs, and a tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl in the upper bunk asked: Where is my Zhou Huajian? The girl in the lower berth replied: It's in my bed! There was silence for two seconds, and then everyone fell over in bed.