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What funny confession messages are there? Share some funny confession messages.

1、520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short and Noah's Ark is too far. Walking on the road of love, life is still too short. 520! I love you! Spend a lifetime with you: I love you!

2. Some people are destined to disappear in the years, some things are destined to be buried in memory, some feelings are destined to be immersed in honey, and some love is destined to be expressed in the mouth. I love your heart here on Valentine's Day.

3. I am so tired of thinking about you that I am drunk for you alone; Life is very busy and tired, and I really want to sleep quietly; It's hard to love someone, so don't worry about right or wrong. Everything is floating clouds, 520 I love you, this is my oath!

4. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

5. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day on the Internet!

6. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

7, mud is short! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!

8. The sky is not blue without you! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

9. I miss you all the time. Miss you, Yun Qi. Miss you, flowers bloom and the moon falls. Miss you in my heart. Miss you, Happy Valentine's Day!

10, being late for class has become a bad habit of mine. It is not uncommon for me to be late for work. Being late for an appointment is a common occurrence for me. But my blessing to you will always come first, because I want to be the first to say: 520, I wish you happiness!