Send a funny copy to a circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

1. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog or being my boyfriend?

2. Those who want to marry me in the future, please do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you!

Single, I told my mother: don't worry, there are always people waiting for me, and I don't want to settle. My mother: Yes, the devil is waiting for you.

1. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

2. Hire two children for Valentine's Day. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

On Valentine's Day, a beautiful girl called me: "Come to my house, no one!" " I ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

1. Actually, looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.

It's Valentine's Day in a few days, and the whole world smells of love, so I'm different and have the taste of single dog.

If you feel lonely on Valentine's Day, turn off the lights and turn on the computer to play a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, toilet and bed, and there are people everywhere, which is very lively.

1. On Valentine's Day, I want to dress up beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.

Valentine's day is in a few days. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I am a professional dog food seller.

I get angry at the thought of wild animals holding my future wife's hand in the street on Valentine's Day!