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Teasing her boyfriend's writing routine is the warmest routine.

What tricks do girls have to amuse their boyfriends? What are the warm-hearted routines? Happiness is the most important thing when couples get along. Here I have arranged some routines for you.

The question-and-answer routine for teasing boyfriends is 1. "Love or not, you give me a one-word answer."

"don't love"

"Naughty, the answer in one sentence is good! Come back. "

2. "May I ask you the way?"

"Where to?"

"How can I touch your heart?"

3. "Can you imitate the woodpecker for me?"

"How to imitate? I won't. "

"Just imagine my face as a tree!"

4. "I lost sleep last night."

"It means thinking about you all night."

5. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you."

"why"

"For so many days, you know, I want to give you something good every time I see it."

A sentence that particularly annoys boys.

When a boy can't see you, you can keep staring at him, and when he looks at you, look away in a hurry. It is said that "watch for more than three seconds, then show an embarrassed expression, and then bow your head and smile" can make men over 27 sleepless all night.

Routine 2

You can try calling a member of the opposite sex and saying, "Actually. . . "Then pause for a while, and then say," Forget it, it's okay, go to bed early. " . And then I hung up. This person will struggle all night, if you don't believe me, you can try. . . hahaha

Routine 3

A beautiful woman is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I'm not here to strike up a conversation but to know where I bought the candied haws?

"Hello, beauty, you are so beautiful. I saw you from a distance, so I just wanted to come and say hello to you ... Well, I want to ask, where did you buy Sugar-Coated Berry?

Routine four

After talking about girls' own routines, share some points from boys' point of view. How do girls tease us for all-round reference?

Sometimes flirting with boys, but also according to the different personality of boys, make different flirting ways. For example, the boy you like is introverted and shy. For this kind of boy, there is a trick that works: you keep staring at his face. The first time he asked you why you ignored him, the second time he asked you why you continued to ignore him. When he asked for the third time, you said: I have never seen such a good-looking boy. Make sure he blushes and his heart beats.

Ten Skills of Routine Boyfriend 1 When a male ticket answers the phone, kiss his mouth and don't let him talk.

Every time I send you home to wait for the bus, I kiss him when I see the car coming. I always miss one car after another until the last one.

[14] Don't sit opposite to eat, wait until he is almost finished and guess what to do with him when he wants to swallow.

When he was bored, he untied the belt of the male ticket, unbuttoned it and unbuttoned it. He couldn't hold on for two cycles.

He flirted with him on the phone and looked at his blushing face and the small tent erected.

Sit on him face to face, make out with him, and tell him you want to go to the bathroom when he picks you up.

I secretly told him that I wanted to be in the cinema, and even if he had desires, he could only endure them.

If a male ticket likes to wear a shirt, you can unbutton his shirt to his chest and repeat it many times. I'm sure he'll let you untie it all.

Don't kiss him at once, rub his lips first, and he will eat you in a few seconds!

Do whatever you want when you have your period, regardless of the consequences, and let him put out the fire himself.