Automatic reply to classic sentences funny

1, the main reason is myocardial infarction, dying. If you want to leave a message, please call first! 2. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

4. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are games that make people fall n times.

5. Do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

6. A cute little pig, with innocent eyes and pouting, says to you, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

7. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

8. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

9. Error in sending information: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please dial 1 10. Please call silly when you get through and someone will answer.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

1 1. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

12, people are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, and reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating. 1 hour did not reply. Please call 120 for me.

13, don't worry, I'll tell you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

14, if there is no reply within minutes, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If I don't reply within a few minutes, then I don't have any paper.

15, my current position: WC, posture: crouching face: convulsive state: exertion: 16, I am playing gobang, and I lost my pants last time because of distraction. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

17, hi! I'm not here now. If you need anything, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after the beep!

18, hi, I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after the beep!

19, she said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

20. The computer is processing your information. Please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

2 1, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

22. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

23. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you!

24. I am XX's dog. XX is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you if you like.

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

26. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

27. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

28. Hi ~ The boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

29. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

30. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

3 1. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

32. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

33, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

34. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

35.hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

36. why Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

37. Your QQ has been infected with Trojan virus. Please send me I love you and start the firewall. The system will automatically kill virus for you. 38. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy a ticket to peep. 60% discount for individuals and 20% discount for groups. Booking phone: I won't tell ordinary people!

39. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. 40. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

4 1, hello, the host is not here, please leave a message for the host, thank you for using! The owner's inflatable doll.

42. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

43. If I don't log off in a minute, hehe, I'm sorry. 44. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are beautiful, even if you are beautiful, I have to eat first. 45. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

46. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

47. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

48. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

49.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

50. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

5 1, sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer, please slam your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise. 52, hello, I am XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, so you can only say so much to me.

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

54. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message if you have anything. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

55. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

56. The master is away. Where have you been? Just don't tell you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message. 57. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

58. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

59. Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me another chance, I will say three words: I will go. If we must add a deadline to these three words, I hope it will be a period of time!

People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within a few minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within hours, please help me.

6 1, I'm grinding, and I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the animal protection association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to maternity leave.

62. My hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to say with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

63. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

64. go away If you don't reply within a few minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

65.DD I was playing gobang, and I lost my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

66. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

67. One day, a nun rang the bell, and the Buddha said: Degeneration is rebirth. I will fall. Don't make any noise. If I wake up, I will strangle you. 68. This time, I left inadvertently, but it caused our nostalgia. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

69. The host is self-checking, and the keyboard and mouse are optimistic about the opportunity to cool off. I am his refrigerator, and I am slow in typing. Please speak slowly. 70. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

7 1, the main cause of myocardial infarction is dying. If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!

72. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

73. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

74. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll get back to you when I hear the noise. 75. Bajie, I'm fighting with Fairy Chang 'e, and I'll meet you in Gaolaozhuang later. 76. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

77. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

78. You are using an unregistered version of QQ. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

79. Come when you rob a bank. Remember to put socks on your head. You'd better buy Langsha brand.

Funny automatic reply daquan

1. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later! ! !

2. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. 3. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he hasn't told me anything, that's all I have to say. 4. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. If you can't afford the network conference, you can ask the proxy server. 6. Sorry, the network is not working, please resend.

7. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

Please leave a message after the beep. Thank you. 54. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

55. Hee hee, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe.

56. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

57. I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building. Please don't disturb me while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40% for individuals and 20% for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

59. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying.

6 1, hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your system. Please press ctrl+shift+del62. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. If you want to solve this problem, please hit your head on the monitor to ensure the smooth network. 63. The owner didn't bring paper to the toilet!

64. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... . Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message. . . .

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

66. The owner is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.

The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you. ......

68. If I don't cancel within one minute, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm embarrassed to pull 69. People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within five minutes, it means that I am defecating. 1 hour does not reply. Please call 120 for me.

70. The subscriber you dialed is streaking. Please redial later!

7 1, taking a bath ~ declined to watch! ! ^_^0

72. I'm in a hurry. It's so noisy. I'll cut off your tongue. Hum 73. Stop arguing. I'm going to guess the code with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!

74. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

75. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm done!

76. Note: Users using Tencent mobile QQ may not receive your message immediately.

77. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

78. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you.

Qq automatically replies funny.

1, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

2. Do you know what clang is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~

3. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within 1 hour, please call me.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

6. This casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

7. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded.

9. People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means that I am defecating. /kloc-No reply within 0/hour. Please call 120 for me.

10, but you have to buy me a slice, I want tomato flavor!

1 1, if it was noon, I went to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are games that make people fall n times.

12, be a nun for one day, and I will fall. Be quiet ~ I'll strangle you when I wake up.

13, sorry, break, talk to you next class!

14, the subscriber you dialed is down. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head to ensure the smooth network.

15, hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he won't tell me anything, that's all I have.

16, the subscriber you dialed is being sorted, please redial later.

17, Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

18. She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

19, error 403: Restarting may solve this problem. Please call 0 10-845422 if you have any questions. After the connection, please shout a curse before someone answers.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

2 1, if there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper. .

22. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

23. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click.

25. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

26. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

27. If I don't cancel within one minute, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ I am embarrassed to pull ~

28. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me!

29. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

30, stop arguing, I want to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!

3 1. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

32.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. GG, stop sending it.

33. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

If you need me, please shout!

35. My present posture: wc, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force.

The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you.

37. I am xx's dog. Xx is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

38. Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If there must be a deadline for these three words, I hope it is: a period of time!

39. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

40. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after the beep? ****!

4 1, I pay attention to explore1girls over 6 years old, and have a strategic vision for1girls under 6 years old.

42. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

43. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

44. I have been busy collecting debts recently! [mail? Protected] (reply to your letter)! [mail? Protected] (password not found yet)!

45. In a trance, tears are raging on your face. Are you crying? Who cares? Clouds floating in the sky, will she stay?

46. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

47. go away If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

48. Hi, I'm Angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

49. * *&%RMB # @%&,OK, that's settled.

50. What did you say just now? I still haven't heard it. would you please say that again.

5 1, I'm going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat my stomach first.

52. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

53. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

55. I come occasionally, but I won't talk to you. If you want to chat, answer me a question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~

56. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

57. A cute little pig, with innocent eyes and pouting, says to you, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

58. In a trance, tears raged on my face. Are you crying? Who cares?

59. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.

60. You have the right to chat with me, but everything I say may become a negative factor harmful to your growth.

6 1. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

63. The subscriber you called is temporarily unavailable. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks.

64. Hello, oicq is on vacation today. I'm netants.

65. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!

67. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!

68. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message.

69. Hey hey, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!

70. I just received the garbled code, please resend it.

7 1, the nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little longer.

72. Can you understand the above? The most terrible thing is, a surprised a reply at first glance:

73. My eyelashes fell into the milk, and there was nothing in the sky. I just

74. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.

75. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! Master's inflatable doll

76. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

77. Ah, you miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back. I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first.

78. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

79. Are you talking to me? Is it me? Not me, is it? Are you mistaken for someone else?

80. The hand is always too soft, but the heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

Qq automatic reply statement

Qq automatic reply statement

1, banana, you big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka ...

2. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

3. A cute little pig, with innocent eyes and pouting, says to you: Go on, I'm listening carefully!

Because of my work, I have been unable to answer countless friends' phone calls, and the most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If there must be a deadline for these three words, I hope it is: a period of time!

5. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. ...

6. This casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

7. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

8. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

9.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GGDD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

10, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

1 1, it's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

12, I'm not here, warmly welcome the handsome guys and beautiful women to come, please leave a message, frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool down!

13, hello, I'm angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

14, hello, I'm angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

15, hehe, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!

16, the computer is processing your information, please wait a moment, if there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

17, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's task is always endless every day, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

18. She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

19, hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the "Reset" button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

20. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! Master's inflatable doll

2 1. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

22. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

23. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

25. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

26. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it ... there is a game that has been fooled n times. You're not negotiable.

27. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

28. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

29. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

30. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm done!

3 1, my hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.