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Make sentences with children (about 30 or so)

1, I am the legend of the queen, what do you know? Kid!

2. Do you still want presents, son? Teach you a trick, don't wash your socks for a month, and then put them by the bed on Christmas Eve, so that Santa Claus will get dizzy when he gives you gifts, and then all the gifts in his pocket will be yours. Hehe, Merry Christmas.

First of all, I thank my aunt for giving birth to a lovely baby, then thank the teacher for teaching a clever clown, and finally thank Children's Day. Let me wish you happiness and always smile!

Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went shopping and saw two children wearing the same clothes. I quickly said to my girlfriend, "Look, look, twins!" " The little girl turned her head and said, "Don't you know this is called a couple's costume?" .

Children's Day is coming. I wish children, children, boys, little girls, kannika nimtragol, little old men, ladies and ordinary people, we will always keep our children innocent and simple and live happily forever!

6, children, the phone is turned on, and the text message is coming: time flies, time is no longer; Life is helpless, going out; Knowing mistakes can change, and everyone loves them; Understand things and get rich early! Children's Day is coming, I wish you a happy mood every day!

7. Some noisy children are running around the shop today. I told my colleagues, alas, alas, children are really a scourge.

The best way to make a bully honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. A guy who hasn't been beaten doesn't know what pain is. Sakata Gintoki?

9. The owner of Fangjia walked in with his head down.

Then I saw the little boy's face.

He suddenly flew into a rage.

What about the family traitor?

Against offspring or something.

10, it suddenly woke up and turned around.

Kid is holding its * * crazy sucking.

1 1, huh

I don't want this child to be my husband! Say with satisfaction

Dad doesn't love Xiangling anymore

12. The owner of this hotel is Zhou Guangcheng.

He is about my age now.

His father is the director of the Dongcheng District Urban Construction Bureau of Beiguan City.

13, there is a naked child in the deep mountains of mainland Luo Tian.

Open your feet bravely.

One hand rested on her hips.

A finger day

stare

Try to cut it again.

14, I heard.

Li Chen is understand.

The result is two jealous children.

Walk into the room.

I saw Qin Hai arguing with a chubby little boy there and blushed.

The result is 15.

These children who haven't bent their legs are beginning to be "sinister".

16, Lei Xiao has no time to pay attention to this child.

His eyes stared unblinkingly at several heavily armed soldiers who filed out of the cabin.

16, zaojv tries to be original and collect high-quality sentences.

Let you make sentences at the same time

You can learn more useful knowledge.

17, let's go

A child whose milk hair hasn't returned yet

leave

Don't mess with me here!

18, more than 1.3 meters tall.

Among these children whose average height is less than one meter, they stand out from the crowd.

Look around and be proud.

19 the hardest thing is

You are still a child who knows nothing.

20, fuck

How old is the child?

I learned the skills of false eyebrows and three postures.

2 1, this kid

I cried after such a small quarrel.

Learn from our gentle sister.

Print the fingerprints of five people on the small hand.

People don't hum.

Besides, mom doesn't really want to hit you.

As for it?

As for it.

22 years old, son

What are you looking at?

Never seen naked swimming?

23. Yudong holds the child's neck.

Push slowly.

The child struggled to break it.

But the sequelae make the child have no strength.

A little face is getting more and more painful.

24. Zhao Jiadi remembered many people and things during his running. There is no such thing as joys and sorrows. He is self-aware. How old a child can feel the vicissitudes of life. I really think of myself as a thick onion. It's disgusting. However, there must be childish joys and sorrows. The greatest blessing is that friends come along.

25. Ye Jiani: Let's go and go back to sleep. Li Juesi: Wife. Ye Jiani: Huh? Alex ferguson: If I wake up drunk tomorrow and don't remember anything, don't tell me I lost to a kid who is still eating butterscotch ... What about Yin?

26. The world ... is changing really fast. It seems that when I look up, everyone has left, leaving only a small fart child standing in the same place. Jiangnan?

27. If we want to add Oprah's * *, * * and pistols, we should let those children play with them instead of towels.

28. Qin Xiu has a layer of frost on her hair, and it should be the same. It seems that one moment they were children in Lingquan town, which was full of joy, but this moment they turned white in each other's gaze. Aquarius?

29. The Chinese teacher on the podium is in distress situation.

I can't believe he has taught Chinese for half his life.

Now I'm caught by a child.

But he is not a man of his word.

Although it was an unintentional mistake.

30. He, Sepp, is also a man who has the advantage of getting the moon first.

If a child cuts his throat here.

Might as well hit a dead man's head.