I want super funny text messages…

Text message joke:

One afternoon, A walked into the classroom chewing an apple and met B. He held out the apple and said: Do you want to eat it? B reached out and grabbed the apple and said: I won’t eat it. A was confused and asked: What will you get if you don’t eat? B said: I just came back from the toilet...

I took a taxi with my friend to meet an online dating friend. When we were about to arrive, my friend pointed at an extremely ugly girl not far away and said to the driver: " Did you see that woman?"

"Yes, stop there?"

"No, hit her to death"

Humorous use of mobile phones SMS

You are so beautiful, with mouse eyes, a pig’s mouth, and you spit when you talk, just like a toilet flooding!

Your fart shook the heavens and the earth. Such a tall building collapsed to the ground, and such a thick steel pipe collapsed to such a thin piece. It is such a stinky fart that will be remembered for thousands of years!

Please touch your red and tender face first, and then your belly! good! This concludes this pig raising knowledge lecture, see you tomorrow!

You are really unlucky in appearance, your nose looks like a fried dough stick; your eyes look like red peppers; your eyebrows look like two knives; you walk on both sides; you look like a crab passed out.

The stars and the moon are hanging in the sky, Chang'e flies to the moon and caress about her, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl talk about love, the Moon Matchmaker is a myth, there is a fool who doesn't speak and squints his eyes to look at the phone.

Humorous text messages on mobile phones

Smoked countless times and drank until I vomited. Driving into a tree and slow-walking on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but in fact, you can’t even move when you see a beautiful woman.

You are already under our surveillance, don’t look left or right! All you have to do now is put your phone on the ground and leave without looking back!

I will tell your fortune for you. As long as you follow my instructions, you will make a fortune: put on your red underwear on your head every morning and shout three times: The God of Wealth is here! Remember...

If you receive this message, you are an Egyptian mummy, if you delete this message, you are an African bedbug, if you reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar, if you do not reply, you are a Thai shemale with unsuccessful surgery!

< p>In a busy life, it is easy to lose one's enthusiasm and lose interest in anything, so occasionally you have to stop and think seriously...whether it's time to pee