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If you owe money, don't tell me how to repay it.

1, happiness is, when there is no money, thinking that someone still owes me some money.

No one should want to be with a person who has no money to pay his debts, so let it all be buried in my heart, as long as it is not my own wishful thinking.

Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

Don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

Reality tells us that there is nothing else, nothing else, no money and no feelings.

6. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you … pay back the money quickly!

7. The phone bill balance is insufficient. Please recharge in time.

8. Dude, this ... er ... I actually ... I actually want to say ... I know I'm a little abrupt, but I ... I want to ask you ... My daughter-in-law called me ... Let me ask you when it's convenient ... I mean, it's not so convenient ... I actually want to say ... I'm poor and exhausted for a long time.

9. Look at people's hearts when borrowing money, and look at people's character when paying back money.

10, I've had enough. You have to think of reasons in advance to urge others to pay back the money! When people borrow money, 100 reasons are all reasonable, but why can't they think of any reasons when they want money? Are you shameless or do I have too much money?

1 1. Call a friend before you borrow money, an uncle after you borrow it, and a benefactor after you pay it back.

12, in other words, make friends and at least pay back the money. I refuse to accept it and pay back the money.

13. I was a grandson when I borrowed money and an uncle when I returned it.

14, you can be friends without confession. If you are friends, you can borrow money. If you borrow money to express your confession, you are rejected and become a stranger, then you don't have to pay back the money!

15, when you borrow money, others beg you, and when you pay back the money, you beg others.