Good morning humorous quotes

Every day when you wake up, tell yourself: fewer reasons, a bigger belly, a sweeter mouth, a smaller temper, move faster, be more efficient, smile a little, and be more creative. The clear morning breeze rings the pleasant bells, and my heart plays cheerful music. I say "good morning" and say hello to you! The following is a humorous good morning message, welcome to read it!

1. Good morning, dear, breakfast is made from the ingredients on the bed last night.

2. Dear, are you awake? Come out and open the door, I'm at your door! KissYou.

3. I hope you have a good appetite and a good energy bar. Good morning!

4. I missed you so much when I woke up, so I sent a text message casually. I haven’t seen you for a few days, how are you? I wish you a good mood every day.

5. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.

6. Dear: It’s time to get up, don’t go to sleep, you are about to become a pig, hahahahaha, I miss you, do you miss me?

7. Hello! It's time to get up, don't sleep, you are about to turn into a piggy, hahahahaha... I miss you, get up and let me see you!

8. I ask the sun to shine the sunshine of happiness on you every day, and I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. I wish you all the best!

9. Baby. Get up soon! Today's temperature is ()humidity ()UV ()pollution index (). Okay, the small report is over, take a look.

10. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. Hope you have a great day!

11. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up soon, the sun is going to molest your ass.

12. Spring peace, Xia peace, autumn peace, winter peace, peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessings wish you: peace of mind, peace of mind, good morning, good night, and peace in your life.

13. I give you a cup of morning tea. The fragrance of tea is full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gain popularity and make you angry. Two yuan and a half a cup, pay for it. Haha, just kidding you, good morning!

14. The weather forecast will be broadcast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, health cloud, smooth frost, safety hail, and happy flash.

15. Your phone rang. Are you excited? Did you think it was me that I contacted you so early to give you something good? Are you ready? I told you! Good morning! That’s it!

16. Ask Father Sun to gently wake up your sleeping soul and spread the warm sunshine all over your body. May you be energetic and confident to welcome the new day. Good morning, my friend!

17. There is pressure everywhere in life. During the day, you are full of motivation, and at night, you are not getting enough sleep. When you are busy, you are full of motivation, and when you are free, you are not relaxed enough. Face the pressure squarely and face it with ease. Good morning!

18. Get up quickly, the sun is about to shine on your butt. I am sending this text message to wake you up, and to greet you. I hope everything goes well for you today and all your wishes come true. .

19. The sun rises in the morning, brightening your mood; conveying a greeting, warming your mood; sending blessings to you, pleasing your mood. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!

20. Delete your fatigue, cut your worries, copy your happiness, paste your happiness, and store it on your mobile phone. The first greeting in the morning is for you, good morning!

21. Good morning, a ray of sunshine is shining on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth’s house and your dreams will come true. You will win a big prize today and take office tomorrow. All the blessings from your friends are sincere.

22. Good morning, come and smile:), have a good breakfast and be healthy, be energetic and make money. I wish your career will blossom and grow, and I wish your love will be sweeter and better every day!

23. Only after you have walked some roads can you know the hardship; only after you have climbed some mountains can you know the difficulty; only after you have waded through some rivers can you know the trek; only by saying hello can you know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

24. The morning light walks through the window screen, filling your cheeks with hope. The morning glow opens your heart, and your self-confidence slowly sublimates. Saying good morning cheers you up, and you are full of energy and happiness. Good morning friends.

25. Time is like water, wasted years, the only thing that remains unchanged is the deep concern; in the lonely morning, with the gentle breeze, what I want to say is the warm and intimate words. The years are peaceful, my friend, good morning!

26. Quietly, I entered your dream. Slowly, I walked in your dream. Quietly, I called your name. Get up. A new day begins. , dear, good morning!

27. Flowers bloom to welcome the morning sun, rain and dew glide to welcome the morning breeze; corners of the mouth are raised to welcome text messages, and eyebrows are curved to welcome blessings; the mood is overflowing to welcome good things, and I wish you a happy life. Good morning!

28. When morning comes, I will wake you up with a short breath and send you a ray of sunshine, two pieces of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five times of luck, six or six good luck, seven (starting) It's early, and the last good morning.

29. Good morning! May you be worth more than a giant panda, be famous throughout Greater China, may your career reach Hongta Mountain, may your lover be as beautiful as Ashima, may you lead Marlboros all the way, and may everything go well for you.

30. When the sun rises and the rooster crows, a happy mood is about to arrive. Night goes, day comes, a happy day is coming. The bell is ringing, the bell is ringing, get up quickly and report for duty. Good morning and happy day!

31. My dear, I send you a text message, giving you good luck, good luck, happiness, joy, health, and happiness. A blessing.

32. The sun wakes up lazily, the birds sing happily, and the small trees dimly open their eyes. I’m sorry to remind you that you don’t have to wait anymore, it’s time to get up. Yes! Good morning, friend!

33. Choose a lover who is as gentle as water and as sweet as honey. Colleagues should be chosen to work hard and have no temper. As a partner, choose someone with a pig's head and a dog's brain and a runny nose. It's almost time, wipe your nose quickly and get to work.

34. The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at you, and the lazy ones are still sleeping. I send you a text message to call you, urging you to get up early and smile in the mirror. Fresh milk, soft bread, and nutritious breakfast are ready. Good morning, my dear!

35. Lao Gao, the sun has come out, but you are still sleeping soundly. I keep calling you, but you sleep even better. Suddenly I thought of a clever trick, and I just got a bone. I saw you barking at me.

36. The beauty of the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as rivers, as transparent as glass, and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friend, I hope you have a good mood today!

37. Every night after I met you, I lay awake every night, thinking and thinking about you! Your smile and your face appear in my heart all the time - it scares me so much that I can't sleep!

38. The sun came out and I told the little pig to get up quickly; the little pig caressed the wall in confusion, brushed his teeth and washed his face and went to the water room; after washing, he felt refreshed and ate a fried dough stick and drank a bowl of milk; even if he was late, don’t panic , pay attention to safety and health.

39. The plan for the year begins in the morning. The early bird catches the worm. Lazy pig, get up quickly, the God of Wealth is knocking on the door. Lazy pig, get up quickly, happiness is waiting for you. A good night's dream will come true today, and everything will go as planned. Good morning, friends.

40. The alarm rings, and the time is up; the morning breeze blows, and the sun shines; when you walk out the door, you run; the clouds float, the trees sway; the grass swings, the flowers smile; the phone rings, and the text message Arrive; receive blessings: Good morning, good morning, good morning!

41. Goals are meant to be surpassed, not just achieved. So our goal is. No cavities! Haha, just kidding, good morning everyone, a new day has begun, let’s all work hard!

42. Busy slowly, get drunk quietly, walk slowly, sleep warmly, don’t be too tired on the road of life, if you have a dream, fly bravely, if you want to succeed, open your legs, happiness is created with your hands , experience happiness with your heart, and may good luck be with you all the way. Good morning!

43. The morning comes, the morning comes early, the morning brings you the panacea, the sound of the morning chirping clears the mind, the morning light fills the face, and the spirit is good; the morning breeze blows, the worries disappear; the morning dew sparkles, the confidence arrives, may you Have fun every day, good morning.

44. Look at your eyes, they are stained with eye feces, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing and confusing. Look at my blessings, warm and naughty: Good morning, I hope you count money every day and always have a smile on your face.

45. Good morning, smile silly, even if you are tired or unhappy. Eat a nutritious breakfast to keep your body strong and help you make money. May your career rise and your wealth grow, and your sweet love become more wonderful day by day.

Blessings always arrive earlier than others: Good morning!

46. The sky is bright because the sun has woken up, the grass is green because spring has arrived, the butterflies are dancing because the flowers are blooming, I am sending you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig, Haha, wake up, good morning!

47. The morning light shines on your face, and the morning breeze blows into your heart. Have you received my blessing? Sleep away yesterday's fatigue and win today's beauty. May you eat well, have a good appetite, and be full of energy and energy. Good morning, friends!

48. The sun rises slowly and the breeze blows softly. The flowers stretched and the magpies chirped. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm rings, I give you my best wishes. Good morning!

49. My text message reaches your mobile phone in time, and the morning sun reaches your PP in time. My blessings reach your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in the beautiful morning. Good morning!

50. I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, which is happiness, so you have to keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can find it at any time. Your trouble, good morning, friend!

51. Have you ever had the same experience? Turning over your wrist or reaching into your pocket, revealing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, you glanced at the time, restored it, and suddenly realized that you didn’t even look at what time it was. A new day, a new beginning, good morning everyone!

52. Lazy, the sun is shining on your butt. A ray of morning light shines on your face. It’s me kissing you. Do you feel it? Smile and wish you the best today. My mood is very beautiful, and your smile is worth cherishing. Miss you.

53. The text message arrived, good morning! I know your sweet dream is not over yet, so don’t complain if it wakes you up. Rub your confused eyes, wash your sleepy face, and have a delicious breakfast to start your beautiful day. Good morning, dear friend!

54. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the early morning alarm clock service. We will disturb you on time at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the service, please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep. I don’t get up”. Good morning!

55. Little lazy pig, the sun is shining on your butt. A ray of morning light shines on your face. It’s me kissing you. Do you feel it? Smile and wish you the best today. The mood is very beautiful, and your smile is worth collecting. Miss you.

56. When you are hungry, I am a meat bag for you to chew on; when you are cold, I am a yurt for you to dig into; when you are poor, I am a wallet for you to take out; when you are angry, I am a sandbag for you to kick; if you get annoyed, I am a bag of dynamite for you to hit! Good morning!

57. I sincerely wish you: smile secretly at work and jump lively after get off work! He was humming a little tune, but he was out of tune without realizing it! I make a lot of noise when I get off work at noon, and I snore and sleep when I get off work at night! I woke up in the morning and was shocked: I was late again!

58. After going through wind and rain, I just hope that I can have a heart to accompany me on the bumpy road; after going through hundreds of twists and turns, I just hope that I can raise a glass with my close friends on the difficult embankment. Eliminate all fatigue. Friendship is the bud of happiness, good morning!

59. What are you doing? I was fighting with someone at the police station now. I bought tea eggs for two yuan and eighty cents this morning. I said he wouldn't sell them for seventy cents, so I went up to him with a brick and beat him up. I saved a dime just to send you a text message (wish you a happy good morning)

60. Money is falling from the sky, bankbooks are queuing up, my legs are stretched out because of my idle work, and beautiful secretaries are reporting in groups! These are the dreams you had last night that haven’t come to an end yet! Get up quickly, otherwise you will be fired from the company! Happy morning! .

61. A text message from UFO: I wish every man, woman, old, young, tall, short, fat, thin, married, unmarried, cool, who wake up early, do morning exercises, walk dogs, herd birds. Old men, beautiful ladies, handsome guys, and pretty sisters (here’s where we need to take a breather): Good morning!

62. Everyone says that the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday. Today is the beginning of this distance. Let us use music to turn the surroundings into floating clouds! Smile and say "good morning" to the person next to you!

63. The morning breeze floats across the window sill and touches the corner of your hair. The chirping of birds in the morning enters your ears and makes you laugh. The environment of the earth is naturally beautiful, and the "friends" of nature call you: "Okay." Friends, get up quickly, it's 'good morning' time again.

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64. The magpie sings for you, the alarm clock rings for you, the chicken crows for you, the kitten meows for you, the puppy thrives for you, the lazy man wakes up, the lazy man wakes up. It’s time for class. , Good morning, I said it for you. I made breakfast for you, don’t delay class.

65. Good morning. Brush your teeth, wash your face, and get rid of worries. Exercise and have fun. Drink water to clear out toxins in the intestines. , listening to music makes you happy, eating a balanced breakfast is the most important, and reciting it is the most reliable at this time. It is the beginning of the day and a wonderful day. I wish you good morning.

66. Missing others is a kind of warmth; Being missed by others is a kind of happiness, fate is God's will, destiny is man-made, bosom friend is a close tacit understanding; bosom friend is a perfect deep friendship, fate is a long-lasting connection, and you are my concern, good morning, my dear! < /p>

67. There are thousands of waves in the sand. A hero cannot escape from the workplace. The boss’s words are like Mount Tai. Doing well encourages you to move forward. Criticism for mistakes is not new. Ask with a smile who is not wrong in life. Cowboys are busy in the world. May you be busy every day and your hands will feel numb counting money!

68. The sky is bright, the morning is here; the flowers are blooming, the grass is smiling; the phone is ringing, and the text message is coming! You saw it, your face is red; I miss you, I love you; look at the east, my spirit is coming; I'm stepping out, I'm going to the appointment; Good morning, I'm waiting for you!

69. Good morning, have you eaten? If not, I will give you a plate of duck. You will miss home after eating it. There is also a plate of vegetables that will be loved every day. With a soup, you will be healthy throughout your life. And a glass of wine. , happiness will last forever; add a bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

70. The air was really good in the morning, and I fell hard when I went out; my mouth kissed the loess, and my hands were filled with gold bars; my whole body was covered with gold. Jin Ruyi, gold beans are popping up in front of me; friends who receive text messages come to wrestle every morning. Haha, good morning, my friend!

71. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, little lazy pig. , get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in good spirits, be happy, hug with joy, happiness comes with you, joy is with you, good luck is with you, blessings come, every minute, every second, gently, greetings, okay Good morning, friend!

72. Use the morning sun to warm you a cup of passionate milk, use my sincerity to make you a passionate fried dough stick, use the breeze to play you a soothing song, and say a message to you. Sincere blessings, I wish you a happy new day, full of passion, and smooth work! Good morning, my friend!

73. In the morning, embrace the morning light, dispel worries and hesitations with warmth and beauty, and be happy. Rising from the bottom of the heart, the spirit and the morning breeze wash away the depression and melancholy with comfort and coolness. The confidence is soaring from this moment. A new day, new hope, new opportunities, good morning.

74. May you bring the fun of the weekend, the laughter of the outing, the fun of the party, the laughter of the reunion, and the smile of the dream; I wish you to welcome Monday morning refreshed and refreshed. I wish you good luck in the new week and good performance. Jump up and the money will run around you!

75. If the alarm goes off and you feel bad, getting angry will hinder the beauty of your eyelashes. Don’t do what Zhang Fei does (reckless), but you still have to get up early. , otherwise I would be late for work. I drank milk and ate cake, and took MI your little handbag. At the same time, the text message also came, conveying my good mood, beauty, good morning!

76. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am already on 3G and you are still on 2G; I am posting on Weibo and you are texting; I am watching blockbusters and you are Waiting for pictures; I use my mobile phone to navigate, and you call to ask for directions; I am playing with my mobile phone, and you are being played with by my mobile phone. Good morning, dear...

77. Hurry, I can’t wait any longer. As the sun rises, I will lead the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals and all the gods to come to you quickly, and give you the best blessings first. For you: May you open your eyes to see happiness, stretch out your hands to grasp what you want; raise your legs to cross the auspicious clouds, and open your mouth to enter happiness; and then, may your day go smoothly! Good morning, friends!

78. When the mobile phone rings once, the sun jumps out of the mountains and laughs; when the mobile phone rings twice, the birds chirp to accompany the morning noise; when the mobile phone rings three times, the rain, dew and breeze surround the heart; when the mobile phone rings four times, the joy and laughter cannot stop; The phone rang again, and the blessing words fell in front of my eyes; if I squinted my eyes, good luck and happiness came. Good morning.

79. Dude, do you have a schedule today? The air outside is so fresh, and the birds are chirping so happily. Clean up, come out and have some fun! Are you out yet? Why can't I see you? If you haven’t come out, you haven’t come out. Anyway, I haven’t come out either. I sent this message just to say to you: Good morning, friend!