Funny jingle

Humorous and funny jingles

Humorous and funny jingles. In life, we can read more jingles and recite them aloud, because reading jingles aloud can improve our speech expression and understanding abilities. Below I will share some humorous jingles with you. Friends who are interested should come and learn about them.

Humorous jingle 1

1. Making money is like a long-distance run, running around without seeing the shadow of money; spending money is like running water, with no trace of money.

2. The girl is eighteen or nineteen, holding my hand. Even if you tell me all your sad things, you still want to come with me.

3. Girl, girl, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. Eat you, swallow you, put you inside me. I will bite you to pieces, chew you to pieces, we will be together forever!

4. There are seven kinds of eggs in the world. The ones that are laid by chickens are called eggs. The ones that explode are called **. You are a bastard when you read text messages. You are laughing. Those who are angry are idiots, those who are scolding me are bastards, and those who are unresponsive are screwed.

5. Henan people’s wish is that the capital be changed to Luoyang, the provincial party committee replaces the central government, the United Nations is located in Xuchang, Shanghai is a township in Zhumadian, the national wine is Dukang, the state banquet is spicy soup, the Chinese people all lie, Mandarin Central Plains accent, national anthem Henan Bang.

6. When the exam came, I didn’t want to memorize it. I was really tired from memorizing it late at night, so I simply went to bed for comfort. There was no one around me in the exam room, and it was really sad to look at the test paper!

7. One person lives forever, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other day and night, and four people share the same bed with strange dreams.

8. You are watching the scenery upstairs, and the people watching the scenery are watching you on the bridge. The bright moon decorates your windows, and you decorate other people's dreams.

9. The reasons why cadres do not work well are: first, there is no backstage, like a widow sleeping with no one on top; second, policy changes, like a ** sleeping, with constant replacement of people above; third, lack of unity , It’s like sleeping with your wife: you always fuck with your own people.

10. The four major companies enjoy free money, grassroots police stations, township tax offices, bank credit units, and the stage is bright. Humorous jingle 2

1. Competition on the court is no longer fair. Match-fixing and black whistle, unreasonable cheating. Referee team, happy to work with. You can make money and pay off debts. How can it be fun to compete like this? Fans are angry and public opinion is surging. This cycle continues and you suffer again!

2. The secret recipe for treating love colds, a pack of sweet words, two servings of lingering love, no less infatuation, a little tolerance, simmer for as long as possible, and it will become a bowl of love ecstasy soup, use very appropriate medicine to induce it, drink it It must be cured!

3. On a man’s journey, he cannot ignore his family and his lover. No one can take a few steps in the long road of life. I would vomit after drinking too much. I have also climbed a tree while riding a bicycle, but I couldn’t move even when I saw a beautiful woman. step!

4. Seduce your younger sister, seduce your older sister, tease your older brother, deceive your younger brother, and go online with all your lust and courage; coax your grandfather, tease your grandmother, kiss your mother, lie to your father, and swear to God that you are a good person. Horizontal criticism, iron mouth and steel teeth are like Internet bugs

5. The portrait of a doctor: he wakes up earlier than a chicken, goes to bed later than a lady, has greater responsibilities than a chairman, earns less than a migrant worker, and lives a better life than a dog Still tired, his reputation is worse than that of a traitor.

6. If love lasts for a long time, how can it be about pigs and pork? In heaven, I would like to be a winged bird, and on earth, I would like to be a pig with tail; especially if the taste is like a pig's head.

7. A little pig is amazing. He gets up at eight o'clock every morning and eats without bowls and chopsticks. He only uses his small mouth to eat. If you think the little pig is stupid, he is still reading text messages.

8. You are very cute, but pitiful and unloved; you are annoying, but lovable and never get tired of being loved; you are very "smart", and you are the first in flushing the toilet; you are very temperamental, and have the nature to irritate people. .

9. Think on the bright side in everything. If you fall into a pond, maybe there will be a fish in your butt pocket!

10. Get together on the Internet and fall in love on the Internet. Sweet words entangled! Chirp Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai confusing! By the way, friends, find out the gender first!