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About the guests, talk about the friends, talk about the guests.
2. I want to find a woman to have a good life, go to work and get off work together, eat together, cry together, laugh together, make fun together, and so multiply each other.
3. I miss her suddenly! When I wanted to have dinner with us, I said, "I don't know if it's spicy!" " She took a bite: "It's not spicy, you eat it!" This is happiness, isn't it?
4. "How do you spend your summer vacation?" "Eat, sleep and squeeze out acne"
5. Go back to bed alone, eat alone, play alone, read alone and go home alone, but I like lonely patients.
6. You said that when you come back on October 1, I must weigh more than 18, which makes me thin now. I know you're afraid of me losing weight. I'm afraid every day. I'm afraid my stomach hurts when I don't eat every day.
7. It's time to go, and everything is back to the original point. Eating, sleeping and playing peas is my daily life!
8. Do you want me to accompany you to dinner after drinking?
9. I have to be scolded four times a day: I don't get up in the morning, get up to play computer games, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night. (The point where I was shot)
1. Every time I think: lose weight, when I eat, I must eat less, but I can't help eating more when I come to the table. I'll go. Are you still busy eating? Labor wants to slap you to death. You don't know that we big wave people are worried, your sister! !
12. Remember to eat the paper for children with stomachache on time ~
13. If you don't eat after running in the morning for fear of malnutrition, I will send you a note of milk, but today I found half a bag of milk and the note I gave you in her drawer pocket. I laughed
14. If this one is broken, I will run back to you and tell you, "I have given up games, will work hard and remember to eat." It used to be my fault. "
15. I'm fine. I caught a cold and took medicine some time ago. Everything went well at work, but I missed you.
16. He was still very kind to me. He habitually helped me stop drinking when I was eating.
17. You should remember to eat well. Don't stay up late to say good morning and good night to me.
18. When he left, he said to me, be good here. I'll come back to pick you up a year later.
19. Teachers who like Bai Zhan's class, I want to say, fuck you, your mother asked you to go home for dinner.
2. I told a secret with my best friend at noon, which I promised to keep secret. In the afternoon, I went to class, and the gay men at the back learned my secret. . Oh
21. The teacher said that I wanted to finish class when I was in class, and I wanted to eat when I finished class, and I wanted to sleep when I was eating, so I couldn't get up when I slept ([email? Protected] @*
22. Suddenly I want to go back to the quiet days before, eating, shopping and traveling alone, but I know that reality can't let me go back to that life.
23. Going to work alone and eating alone, my world is just fine.
24. I want to be an emperor, and I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid I can't beat you. . . .
25. It's always like this. When I want to eat, I always say that I have enough strength. When I want to lose weight, I think it's all your fault. . .
27. Get up early and don't eat. Come to work after six o'clock. If you are late, you will be fined. If you don't have food at noon, you will not have enough to eat. Who can understand our miserable preschool teachers?
28. You said you wanted to lose weight? Uh, well, come to dinner? What not to eat? How can you lose weight if you are not full?
29. Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to finish his math before eating. Later, he starved to death.
3. There may be several women who don't eat, but there is not even one who is not jealous.
Invitation message for wedding guests
1. Get rid of bachelor and mature; Get rid of loneliness and face the future; Abandon single and move towards the palace. When you get married, please witness this "miracle moment" together, and wish you to come and shine.
2. Put up happy characters and set off firecrackers. My wedding day has come. The flowers are beautiful, the moonlight is good, and the bridal chamber is full of candles. Drinking wine and tasting delicious food, my close friends are indispensable; Send a text message, come and invite, please be sure to arrive then!
3. Hello, I, XXX, will hold a wedding ceremony with XXX at 11: noon on January 1st, 2xx. I sincerely hope you can bring your family with you. Thank you for your blessing.
4. It's rare to have a bosom friend in life, and it's a great joy to get married. Invite friends to get together and fill up the wedding wine and look forward to coming. You can't have too many gifts, and you can't have too few chicken feathers. It's important that everyone is happy. Welcome to wait for you!
5. Hello, brother. I, xxx, will have a wedding ceremony with xxx at 11: on January 1st, 2xx. I'm located in xxx Hall on the second floor of beijing** Restaurant. I sincerely hope you can bring your family to attend. Thank you for your wishes.
6. It's a great joy to tie the knot. It's a wedding day to marry a wife. Invite friends to get together and send beautiful greetings. How sweet the wine is, add joy to happiness. You are here at the wedding, and good luck will follow. Please remember the wedding date. I respect you above the banquet!
7. Happy shua shua, SMS, good day, decided, I hope you will come, distinguished guests, wedding day, invite you, hope to come in person, thank you first, then greet you, celebrate the day, tie the knot, without you, I won't be able to sit down, you will attend, and there will be a big gift. Hee hee, I'm getting married. Welcome!
8. A red rope of Yue Lao tied my beloved one to me; I have set a good time, and I am about to write a myth of happiness; An invitation letter silently conveys my sweet happiness; May my marriage have a good friend with you! Please come!
9. I look forward to getting married. Say goodbye to being single and no longer worry. From now on, the world of two people will be created together, and the couple in the small family will laugh together. In order to congratulate the new beginning, we have specially prepared wine and delicacies. Please be a witness to them. Be sure to arrive!
1, love is like oxygen, a perfect match-the bride and groom got married on X month X day, and you are cordially invited to witness our happy moment! (Hotel name: * * *) Please register as soon as possible. Please arrive before X: X (time) on the same day.
11. I love going home, my wife, washing and cooking, and being a cow and a horse. I'm not Brother Chun or Brother Zeng, I'm xxx. Unlike you, I'm getting married! Time: X month X day, location: xx Hotel.
12. Dear students, I will hold a "Farewell to Singles" ceremony in xx Hotel on xx. At this sacred moment, please attend! -class xx forever, no one can be less! You can go to the meeting with one knife, two knives and three knives.
13. Birds on the branches are in pairs, butterflies fly in pairs among the flowers, and a perfect man and a beautiful woman are beautiful. Children's marriage is just around the corner. I hope you will come to this mansion on * * *, and hold a special banquet. I hope you will come.
14. under the evaluation of the latest policy of loving tiger oil, we (xx and xx) have decided to start the "love ceremony" in line with the purpose of caring for each other for a lifetime, and welcome all of you to attend the ceremony. The time is: X month X day, and the location is xx Hotel.
15. For example, Qi Mei thought to himself, I wish to grow old together, my hand will never change, my vows will come true today, and I hope to wish you a hundred years of happiness. Now I invite my friends to join us, so don't be late, I will be satisfied with good wine and good food, and I will have a happy marriage.
16. I hereby reserve my name as an invitation to hold a wedding reception in the ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× (Your names, don't use nicknames)
17. I am very grateful to all your brothers and sisters for their great help. Our wedding has been graced by you! Please be present at xx Hotel at X: pm on X: Month: X: Thank you for your hardworking brothers and sisters.
18. It feels good to get married! The most beautiful moment in the world is to hold hands with my beloved and decide to weave a sweet and warm life. The good day is coming, please come to our wedding as soon as possible, witness and enjoy the wonderful love with us, and wander in the happy river together!
19. Dear students, I will hold a farewell ceremony for singles on X. At this sacred moment, please attend and witness for me!
2. In order to get rid of the harassment of crazy bees and butterflies, and to shop without a valet, I will openly recruit a valet at * * on * * * *, and hold a grand recruitment activity. Please attend on time!
SMS message for the treat of the married woman
1. On what date will my daughter hold a wedding? I hope all friends and relatives can come and have a wedding banquet. Let's have fun together. Thank you!
2. My little girl would like to hold a wedding ceremony in X Hall, Building X, xxxXX Restaurant on XX calendar. We will be seated at X in the afternoon, and xxx and XXX will look forward to your visit.
3. We will hold a wedding ceremony for my little girl and xxxx at xx, xx, xx, xx, XX, and invite you to come!
4. Husband and wife are happy with each other, the bridal chamber is full of flowers and candles, and relatives and friends congratulate the bride. Your wedding is more fragrant. My daughter is scheduled to hold a wedding ceremony in xx Hotel at 11: 3 on January 1st, 2xx. You and your family are invited to come! I sincerely thank you here!
5. My daughter got married recently. In order to thank your relatives and friends for their meticulous care for many years, I specially hosted a banquet to thank them, and the relatives and friends got together with sincere joy. Time and place are waiting for the banquet
6. We will hold a wedding banquet for my daughter xx and her son-in-law xx on the day of X month in Gregorian calendar (X month in lunar calendar), and hold a banquet in xx (hotel name). We sincerely invite you to come, and xx and his wife xx are invited.
7. My daughter recently married a lover. In order to thank your relatives and friends for their meticulous care for many years, a banquet was held to thank them. The relatives and friends got together and were sincerely happy. Time, year, month and day, place, hotel, waiting for dinner! Xxx invites!
8. I chased her limply for four years. Today, we got married and held a wedding banquet, and love finally came to fruition. Naturally, you are invited to witness the wedding banquet. You will be happy if you witness it. Bring your red envelope and your stomach, and come to the banquet as soon as possible!
9. Hello! X, X, X is my daughter's wedding day, and I am writing this letter to invite you to participate. I hope you can take time out of your busy schedule to share the joy of our family. The wedding reception will be held at xxxx hotel at x: x on the same day! I hope you will come.
1. I am happy to get your blessing; I am satisfied with your greetings; I am happy to share my joy with you; Sweetness lets you know that I am happy; Today is the time for my daughter to bid farewell to her single life. I need your blessing, my friend. Promise me that you will be there or not!
11. On what date did my daughter get married? I specially gave a banquet for all my relatives and friends. I hope you will come and have a glass of wine at that time. Thank you!
12. I am very grateful to all the brothers and sisters for their great help. Our daughter's wedding has been graced by you! Thank you for your hard-working brothers and sisters on the evening of xx, X month. Please attend on time!
13. Hello, I love my daughter xxx, and I will hold a wedding ceremony with (groom) xxX at xx, XX, in the Peony Hall of xxx Hotel. I sincerely hope you can bring your family with you, and thank you for your blessing.
14. In order to hold high the banner that marriage belongs to love, attack the reactionaries who think marriage is the grave of love. Xx and xxx set an example and went to the front to fight. X month, X day, X hour and X minute in xx Hotel, we sincerely invite you to the launching ceremony!
15. Dear XXX, my daughter held a wedding ceremony in (place) on (date). My family and I sincerely invite you and your wife to come at that time. Sincerely from so-and-so
16. I am very grateful to all the brothers and sisters for their great help. My daughter's wedding has been graced by you! On the evening of xx, xx, please be present on time!
17. My beloved daughter will have a big wedding in a restaurant. Please come and have a glass of wine. Thank you!
18. In order to get rid of the harassment of crazy bees and butterflies, my daughter has no valet for shopping. I will openly recruit a valet on xx, xx, xxxx, and hold a grand recruitment activity. Please attend on time!
19. A God-given marriage: My daughter and Mr. xxx are only scheduled for xx (Sunday X) in the Gregorian calendar. xx is a holiday seat. Be prepared and happy. Waiting for xx to visit xx. Waiting for X to be seated.
2. A virtuous and beautiful woman will get married tomorrow, and the red word will be hung on the door, making friends and family happy. My beloved daughter, XXX, is about to get married, and a wedding ceremony will be held in Huanxi Hotel on X (Monday X). I hope all relatives and friends will come to witness it. Xx looks forward to your arrival.
21. Hey, come to my daughter xxX and her son-in-law xxX's wedding reception at X on XX, XX. Be sure to arrive on time. Remember the address, it's in xxx. I sincerely invite you to witness it.
22. My daughter recently got married with (groom's name) xx. In order to thank your relatives and friends for their meticulous care for many years, I specially hosted a banquet to thank them, and the relatives and friends got together with sincere joy. Time and place xx restaurant, waiting for dinner.
23. wedding date, my daughter xx and son-in-law xx, got married at xx pm on xx, xx. I look forward to your coming and giving the couple a most precious, beautiful and sweet blessing!
24. Hello, my daughter xxx is scheduled to hold a wedding ceremony with xxX at XX on XX, XX, XX. I sincerely hope you can bring your family with you. Thank you for your blessing.
25. My daughter got married recently. In order to thank your relatives and friends for their meticulous care for many years, I specially hosted a banquet to thank them, and the relatives and friends got together with sincere joy. Time, place, waiting for dinner!
26. When you are newly married, you will be happy when you are newly married, and you will be blessed when you are happy together. Xx and xx*** invite you to our daughter's wedding, xx Hotel, XX, XX, and we look forward to seeing you and your family. Advocating low-carbon life, I hereby invite you by SMS.
27. My daughter recently got married and got married on X. In order to thank your relatives and friends for their meticulous care for many years, I specially hosted a banquet for them. I hope to come and have a glass of wine at that time. Thank you!
28. My daughter has bid farewell to the single aristocrat and held a wedding ceremony on X, X, and I sincerely invite you to witness it. Your arrival will add color to the wedding. Witness location: xx Hotel, X month, X day, waiting for you.
29. Dear students, my beloved daughter will hold a farewell ceremony on xx, XX. At this sacred and joyful moment, you are invited to witness and prepare a thin wine. Please come!
3. I look forward to getting married. Daughter should bid farewell to being single and stop worrying. From now on, the world of two people will be created together, and the couple in the small family will laugh together. In order to congratulate the new beginning, we have specially prepared wine and delicacies. Please be a witness to them. Be sure to arrive!
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