How to say love?

It's romantic down there

I don't know if you have seen it.

The name of the post is "How do you determine the relationship"?

Netizen: clainblue

Call before going to bed.

He: I can't sleep.

Me: What are you thinking?

He: Because you are not mine.

Me: Then you can sleep in peace now. ...

Netizen: 77 pig

One Friday morning, I just woke up and was lying in bed texting and chatting. Suddenly I said "Be my girlfriend"! Stupid ... at this time, an epiphany came to my mind: I haven't brushed my teeth yet! Then talk about now, three years ~

Netizen: vest underwear

He was drunk, so I dragged him into a taxi and asked him where his home was. He pretended to be drunk and kept quiet, so I had to drag him to my house and throw him on the bed. I lay on the sofa and watched TV all night. At dawn, I ran into the room and saw him in the same posture as last night. I guess he was really drunk. I decided not to wronged myself. Why do girls sleep on the sofa? I climbed into bed and slept in the open space next to him for a while. But my ears heard his heartbeat thundering through the mattress, and this boy still pretended to sleep!

Netizen: Cold storage smile

Middle school classmate, he is the monitor. After graduation, he said a bunch of polite nonsense with a microphone, then grabbed me with his left hand and said "be my girlfriend" in front of teachers and classmates. I was humiliated. I really didn't hate him, so I agreed.

It took several days for this fellow to tell me that he pulled the wrong person and wanted to pull another MM (he and I are good friends), but he would be responsible for me. Heaven and earth conscience, nothing happened with him at that time. I have been married for three months.

Netizen: Moss doesn't cry.

How many times a year: Will you let me take care of you? When I asked about the fifth year, I was fed up. I'll text back: OK. He immediately told the whole world and informed almost all his old classmates.

As a result, I received countless mocking text messages in the middle of the night: how dare two older youths show off when they are playing their first love!

Netizen: The fox looks good.

We have always been good friends. One year, I was very afraid of the work crisis, so I sent him a short message to complain, and finally asked: If I don't have a job, can I have dinner with you? I didn't expect him to call immediately: How about porridge? I said, okay. then ...

Married for n years now.

Netizen: A Yi.

Two people get carried away playing games, double play, thunder and lightning, using the computer.

I played standing, and I was very involved. I'm probably tired after sitting for a long time.

"You are not tired standing, but sitting and playing."

So, I was pulled to a leg.

Netizen: the tears of biscuits.

What impressed me most was that I caught a cold. He took me to a spinning windmill. The speed of the windmill was not fast, but when I reached the highest point, he leaned over to me and said, "Can you pass me your cold?"

I was staying when he kissed me. ...

Netizen: Only love handsome guys.

I haven't seen my junior high school classmates for a long time after graduation, and then I left QQ at a class reunion and chatted online. He: Why don't you find a boyfriend? Me: ... He: What kind of boy do you like? Me: As long as I like it. He: Do you like me? Me: It's pleasing to the eye (of course, it's just a simple answer to his lovely question, not as deep as I thought). He: Then be my girlfriend! Me: ... him: I will come to your house in half an hour, and you will come out.

Half an hour later, he really appeared downstairs in my house. As soon as he saw it, he was hugged, pressed against the wall and kissed. I was completely deceived at that time, so just stare at him ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Netizen: Panda waters the flowers.

We used to work together. There was a party at work and I was in a bad mood at that time. I drank a lot and got drunk. He lives near me. On my way back, I said to him, "I will never refuse a blind date again." I am so tired, I just want to get married. " Then he said, "Can you think about me first?" ? I said yes at once! Then he took me home and said at the door that you are drunk now, and you will answer me when you wake up. The next day, he sent a short message in the office upstairs: "What do you think of what I said yesterday? I am serious. Forget it if you don't agree. " Then I replied, "Good!" We started, and then I became his wife!

The following is the school supplement! ! !

zhang dalong

M: I want to find a wife who loves me and a lover I love. Would you like to take a part-time job?

Female: (shy)

M: If you don't talk, you can use body language. Nodding indicates agreement, shaking your head indicates no objection, and neither nodding nor shaking your head is the default.

Female: # $% ................... * (leng, then go)

M: Default?

W: How do I know someone like you? (crazy, finally agreed)

(Hehe ~ See the sweetness, eh ...)

Zhao Yue

Say one: bf and I were classmates in high school, but we never knew each other ... After graduation, we worked together by chance. One day, I had a sore throat and wanted to eat ice cream.

He: You can't eat cold food if you have a sore throat.

Me: Why bother me!

He: You have to talk to me. . .

Me: speechless. . .

On the way home, he talked about their first love ~ he was as miserable as a child. I coaxed him into persuading him, but there was nothing I could do.

Then I said, why don't I kiss you?

Then he kissed me (face). . .

Almost 3 years ~ well, just like a person ~

(Then you are also quite positive ~)

Zhao Yunhe

My classmate chased the girl in their class, but the girl disagreed and said, "disappear in front of my eyes at once."

Then the man opened the window and jumped out. (second floor)

As a result, he broke his bone and stayed in the hospital for a month. Come out.

(This ... is very strong! ! ! )

Zhangyan?

He taught me advanced mathematics and told me to recite formulas. If my back is wrong, I will be punished, and then my first kiss will be taken away. ...

For the first time, I know that kissing involves sticking your tongue into someone's mouth. ...

(Simple baby ~ (* _ *) Hee hee ... but I'm still very happy! ! ! )

He quanchang

She: Can you do me a favor?

He: What help?

She: Can you hold my hand for me?

He: Hmm.

done ...

(just one word ~ strong! ! ! )

Faye Wong

M: Do you know how painful it is for the person you like to stand in front of you without holding hands?

Woman: (Poor thing) .....

Then reach over. ......

After January ~

Man: Do you know how painful it is to hold the hand of the person you like without kissing her?

Woman: (It's really a little pathetic) ........

I was kissed.

Finally together

It's been two years now.

(yes! ! ! )

Xiaofei Zhou

After graduating from the college entrance examination, he treated me to a cold drink.

He: Is it cold?

Me: Cool!

He: Let me enlighten you!

It's been two and a half years since he forced me to kiss.

Jiang Shan

He and his classmates for four years have always been close friends. Later on my birthday, he said he would give me a birthday present, so he kissed me! ! ! ! ! !

He also said that this is the way I used to celebrate my parents' birthdays! Dizzy! ! !

Gao Yumeng

At that time, when we were not together, when we walked together, I always met with shit. Just before I stepped on it, he pulled me away. Hand in hand ~ now I meet him again, and he watches me step on it and laughs. ...

Sun Jiawei

Every time he goes out, he deliberately wears very little. Ningxia is so cold, and then she said, give me a warm hand! ! !

It's still like this now, I don't know what will happen in the future ~

Zhang xiaoqiu

My version (my boyfriend is a good student and I am a poor student, so we sit at the same table).

He: study hard! ! !

Me: Why?

He: I want to go to college with you ~

Me: Why?

He: I want to be with you ~

Me: Why?

He: I like you.

We have been together for five years, and we went to college in the same city.

Xia yongrong

My version

Invite him to go shopping together and walk side by side.

I said: I'm tired of carrying this bag ~ (in fact, there is only one bunch of keys in the bag)

He said, "What shall we do?"

I said, why don't you recite it?

He said: Ah! definitely not ...

Then I put the bag on his head without waiting for him to protest! (Hehe ~ ~ ~)

He is stupid. ...

I said, all right! Hehe ~ that's right!

Then I took his arm ~

He is stupid. ...

I said, that's more right! Haha ~

He was completely speechless ... (Hehe)

Xia Wei Jun

Ha ha laugh .. my ~

I sent a message: Xiao sparerib is my girlfriend.

She froze for a long time and didn't answer.

I continue: say yes quickly, or I'll kill you!

She replied:-# OK.

,' Wang Huihui?

I guess that man always calls her wife.

At the nth time,

I answered him: Fuck you, don't be your wife, you fucking alien!

Two hours later, he asked me: Wife, what shall we eat today?

I fainted.

(haha ~)

Shi Wen

I said mine!

He: Have you thought about it?

Me: I'll think about it. ...

He: Yes, if not, I'll think of another way. ...

Me: ... you don't have to think about it!

Deng Jie

She: You run so hard. Don't accept me as an apprentice!

He: You are so stupid. Forget it. Accepting you as a wife is almost enough ~

Qiang Chen

My version:

Texting until 2 am that day.

I said, I kind of like you.

She: ......

I said: forget it, I don't want an old lady who can stay up late than me. ..

She: Actually, I slept for three hours in the afternoon, so I don't take a nap at night. ..

I said, honey, let's have dinner together tomorrow morning.

She: Anything but soybean milk fritters will do. ....

Until now. ....

Xin Xing

Me: propose to me!

He: How can you not expect anything in return?

Me: Nothing, just ask me to promise! !

He: OK, I promise.

Me: ......

Chris

In my sophomore year, a friend of mine took a fancy to a beautiful woman. I said I would help you, but then I fell in love with the person who helped me. One day, I went to see her again before studying at night.

Me: I won't introduce you to friends.

She: Why?

Me: I want to keep it for myself.

She: ... let me think about school.

I left school at nine o'clock, she said, please take me home.

It's been four and a half years now, and our university is only two stops away.

A careless friend! ! ! )

Yue Qiushi? baby

My boyfriend and I live in the opposite window in college ~

I read on the balcony, and he always sits opposite.

One day, his roommate couldn't stand it and asked me for my phone number ~

In the evening, he called and invited me to dinner and asked if I could be his girlfriend. I said, watch the performance!

I said I would watch the sunrise the next day, but he stayed up all night ~ ~ ~

We have been together for more than 2 years, and the relationship is still very good ~

Zhang lei

The voice of netizens:

Walking on the road, the two are not very close.

He: I want to do something, but I dare not.

Me: Why?

He kissed and grabbed my hand, and I froze for a minute.

He: So ... don't let go, ok?

I smiled and said, if I want to go to the bathroom, will you go in?

He hugged more tightly: of course, what are you afraid of ~ ~

Lai Zepeng Edwin

" " & amp*￥#……"

" # @ @& amp； * & amp%……"

"punish you for being my girlfriend for one day."

"ah? Just one day ... "

"……"

"……"

Lu Miao

Man: Let's play a game. I say a word, you repeat the first word.

W: Good class.

Man: Who do you like?

Woman: You.

Man: OK, let's be together!

A clever trick! ! ! )

Wang's poems

Once I took my favorite girl to an amusement park. ..

Hehe ~ actually, I had a plan! Went to the haunted house ... she was scared and shouted!

She: I'm afraid.

Me: What should I do?

She: .....

Me: Be my girlfriend.

She: You? ....

Then I kissed her.

Me: Still afraid?

She: I'm not afraid ... when I came out, I found tears in her eyes ... I don't know if she was happy or afraid. ...

Duan Jiayu

Share it ~

My wife is my deskmate in high school. At that time, we both liked each other tacitly, but there was no incision.

One night after self-study, she was in great pain (got a point in chemistry), and I accompanied her to the playground. After a while, I found a place to sit and chat, chatting and chatting. ...

Wife: Cold.

Me: Huh? (past)

Wife: It's still cold.

Me: ... (Hug)

Wife: Do you know Liu Xiahui?

Me: That impotence?

Wife: Hmm ~ ~

Me: ... (Stay ...)

Wife: You are basically handed down from Liu Xiahui ~ ~

Me: What?

Wife: Real gold is not afraid of fire. Really stand the test ~ ~

Me: (I couldn't bear it any longer, so I kissed it. It was a tearful kiss ~ ~)

Wife: ~ ~ _ ~ ~

Now they are all sophomores, separated by 1000 kilometers. Every time I mention our first time, I want to thank our talented wife ~ ~ comrades should do it when they should ~

Soeberdt

Me: You call me like this every day, wasting my phone bill. I didn't know that China Mobile charges two-way. Be my girlfriend, or I won't answer your calls in the future!

She: ......

Me: I disagree. I hung up.

She: ......

Me: 1, 2, 3 ......

She: All right.

(Absolute personal experience)

Peng Chen

My story! !

She: What are you thinking in a daze? ! !

Me: I don't know if you will resist if I force you to be my girlfriend! ! !

She: It's hard to imagine! ! !

Me: (serious expression) If you fall in love with anyone except me! ! ! I'll kill someone! ! !

She: No! ! ! I am a good boy! ! !

This is my first love! ! !

Yuan hongda

I helped him carry it home after she bought vegetables that day, and it happened that my friend invited me to dinner (four people and two pairs).

I asked her to go with me, but she didn't agree, so she ate very little and was very depressed.

She called me at night and I said I was unhappy. She asked why. I paused and asked her what our relationship was. She said to think about it and tell me.

A week later, she said to me, "think about it, suddenly it is very annoying."

I asked, "Between what?"

"Between being single and being in love."

"So?"

"So I decided to choose the second one."

"What's the second one?" (playing dumb+secretly pleased ing)

"... you are so stupid ...?"

It's done.

Chen ling

Background: On Valentine's Day, she and I stayed at home because of illness, so we chatted on the phone.

Me: I have a cold. ..

I love love: I have a cold too. ...

Me: Then ... let me take care of you!

I love love: no ..

Me (disappointed): Why! ! !

I love love: because I want to take care of you!

Fall in love ~ ~ ~

Sun Di

Me: classmate, what year is this year?

She: What year? What day do you want to ask ... February 14.

Me: What year?

She:? In 2000. Do you have a problem?

Me: Oh, that's right. I came here by time machine. You will spend this day with me next year. Now that you know, you can be my girlfriend.

She: ...

Kimbo

In the middle of the night, the practice room. (That's weird)

She: It's so cold. I didn't expect it to be so cold at night. (Constantly rubbing hands)

Me: Of course it's cold in a ballet skirt. Let me give you the skirt.

She: What if it's cold? I don't know.

Me: So, let's do some activities. !

She: Let me teach you to dance! (Take my hand and put it on her waist, and put both hands around my neck)

Me: ... What is this ... this ... this dance called?

She (gently blowing my ear): the dance of heating …

Hu

My version.

We were very good friends.

Go online together one day.

Play hard band. I can't watch it anymore.

Let her sit on my lap.

She: Why do you smell like garlic?

Me: Why don't you help me neutralize it? This way, the taste will not be heavy.

Then kiss. Then it will be fine. . More than three years. This will be a lifetime.

This is her first kiss.

Later, I thought she was so pitiful. . The first kiss was actually choked by garlic. . .

Sun shikui

I'm simple:

My wife asked me why you kept calling me. . .

I said I thought you were my wife. . .

Then she said, then I can only treat you as my husband.

Cai Min ~ ~ Amy

He: How come you never said you wanted to be my girlfriend?

Me: Because you never asked me!

He: Would you like to?

Me: hmm ~

He: I finally have a girlfriend!

Wang Leilei

Hehe ~ My version:

Me: Do you have a girlfriend?

He: no ~

Me: Then be my boyfriend ~

He: ok ~

Me: What's your name?

He: ...

Me: meet ~

He: Hello ~

……

Peiyue

He: Be my girlfriend.

Me (completely surprised): I'll take you to Huilongguan next time I see you.

He: Why?

Me: There is the sixth hospital there.

He: What's that?

Me: a mental hospital

He:. . . .

He: So are you considering or refusing?

Me: Say no first.

10 days later, he invited me to dinner but only invited me to eat Qingfeng buns.

He: If you don't let me, then you won't lose money.

Me: Then treat me to a barbecue.

He: Then you promise first.

Me: You promised me that you were the most dishonest.

He quickly replied: OK ~ ~ ~

Du Shiqian

Time: I have just arrived in Canada for one month.

Venue: dormitory laundry room (the first floor where male and female students live in foreign universities)

He: Hi, I'm Kevin. What's your name?

Me: Speak Chinese if you know Chinese. Don't talk nonsense

He: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Laughing makes my hair stand on end.

He: We are having a party. Are you coming?

Me: Is there anything good to drink?

He dragged me straight to their dormitory.

His roommate asked him who I was.

He: My girlfriend.

Me: Ah

Get drunk at night

At breakfast the next day.

He: Yes, how do you know me so well?

Me:-You said it yourself yesterday (I guess it was too late for his family for eight generations that night)

He: Huh? I don't even remember yesterday.

Me: ...

Go straight ahead.

He: Honey, I'm kidding. Don't go. ...

Lu

I sent him a picture of a cute puppy.

She: I like puppies very much. You can be my pet dog.

Me: I don't want it. I will be alone.

She: No, I'm here.

Me: Unless you are a puppy to accompany me.

She: You ... OK.

When I am happy.

Liu Yuhong

My version

I'll call him. I like you. What should I do?

He: Eh ...

Me: If there is nothing to say, come home with me for the New Year this year, and our business is settled.

He was speechless and froze.

I'll take it as a default and hang up.

I have taken it home for the Spring Festival, hehe, my classmates know that I am too bh, a little girl in Northeast China.

Zhang Chengcheng

I remember that year, she was at a friend's house and called me.

She: Look at you being bullied by me all day, just like my little wife, why don't you let my wife ~ (she is very naughty and always has strange ideas)

Me: Huh? Will you be my husband? You're kidding. More like being my concubine. ...

She: No, you will be mine all your life! ! ! The protest is invalid!

Zhao Yanfang

In the early autumn evening, they sat on the stairs facing the playground and listened to music.

He asked, "Are you cold?"

I said, "A little, let's go home ..."

Before I finished, he said, "Then I'll hug you."

Said the arm and rang.

Yang Hui

I got along well with a girl in my junior year.

One day I sent her a message, "Thanks to all my friends. I'm getting married on February 30th, and I'm going home in a few days. I'll talk about the specific reasons later. I am in a bad mood. I will turn off my mobile phone and sleep first. "

And then turned it off.

The next day, I received a lot of information from her, comforting me, saying that having dinner together at noon might have little chance to meet again.

When we met at noon, I saw her eyes were badly swollen. As soon as we met, she threw herself into my arms and cried. (I later learned that she actually cried all night)

Then, they became the two happiest people in the world! ! !

Yin ye

He handed her a magazine and asked her to do a test: add a word to the Japanese character and see how you feel about the client.

She: (dash) White!

He: So you have a crush on me ~ ~ ~

She: ~ ~ ~ (speechless) ~ ~ ~

(After a while) Then you have to take the exam, too. Just add a word! Let me analyze it for you.

He: (add a little) jade.

She: Well, jade is part of the word "Bao". On the one hand, you treat me like a jade; On the other hand, in fact, you subconsciously want to be with me, deliberately hiding the roof (treasure hijab)! ~ ~ You have such a crush on me?

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Later, the fake came true! ~~~~~~~~~~

Han limei

My version: Before texting, it was always ambiguous and tacit.

Chatting online one day, I found that he was somewhat absent-minded

Me: What are you thinking?

He: I wonder how to say that I have feelings for you.

Me: I already said that. I admit that I have feelings for you, too, but I will agree if you chase me for about a year.

He: OK, dear wife, I'm so happy.

Me: Me too, dear. Can we watch the video tomorrow? I'll show you the drift point ... (I left it for about a year)

It's not long, but I've never been so happy. Never leave is our promise in this life ~

If your relationship is different and sweet, you can tell me. ...

This last one may be out of place with the above ~ but I still can't help but put it up! Because I like it ~

Go ahead if you want to see it. If you don't want to see it, just click the red difference in the upper right corner! ! !

Takamatsu

Mine: On a dark night, he sent me home. I don't even remember the foreshadowing of the previous sentence. Maybe it's an article by Fan Xiao. When I asked him a story, he was at a loss because I held his hand. Later, he learned that the whole sentence was "life and death, and the son inherited his father's business." Hold your hand and grow old with your son. "Later ... unexpectedly, it was me who let go.

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An ancient and firm promise. Holding hands with Qianshan suddenly shortened, holding hands with resentment and hatred dissipated, holding hands with tearful eyes, holding hands with acacia, unable to sleep.

When holding hands, you know both cold and warm; When you hold hands, you forget sadness and happiness. Helplessness is the sadness after holding hands, but helplessness is the sadness when breaking up.

Hold hands because of love.

Hold your hand and grow old with your son?

Hold your hand and forget about life and death.

I used to think that all love stories must be earth-shattering, and crying would be perfect. I used to think that only incomplete love is the most beautiful. I used to think that everyone's love must be vigorous before it can be called love. I used to think that all love has flowers and moons and vows of eternal love ... but these love scenes only appear in novels. In our life, there are not so many vigorous, not so many love at first sight, not so many reminders. So we began to move from the illusory world to the real world. We no longer yearn for so many vows. We just long for such love-holding your hand and growing old with your son.

Plain is the true meaning of life, holding your hand and walking through all the long roads.

Holding your hand, a seemingly plain sentence, but it contains so much courage. Why not, just for you, holding your hand in the long night, walking through the long road after the long road, holding your hand on the bumpy road, crossing the difficulties again and again, walking hand in hand with you on all the roads, making the whole world small.

Welcome everyone to recommend it enthusiastically!

Reply to the recommendation:

On the 25th floor, I chased my current husband and shouted: Come on! He ran * * * and I shouted: Don't run, just follow the old woman! He agreed. But in the end, I became his girlfriend. I strongly urged him to chase me, so I agreed casually. Haha, he chased me (we didn't know each other then). Try it if you are willing, haha.

37th floor

We only met several times and talked about Q's ordinary friends and neighbors several times.

He: Introduce me to a girlfriend!

Me: Let me introduce myself first.

He: Really! ? That's the best! ! !

44th floor

Me: You are basically a good person.

He: Hmm ~ ~ Good men want to be with good women.

Me: Ah ~ ~ ~ You have someone you like ~ ~ You are a good man ~ ~ What about a good woman?

He: There is one in front of me.

Me: Huh? What?

He: I like you ~ ~ ~

Me:. . . . . .

Almost two years ~ ~ ~ Very happy ~ ~ ~

On the 55th floor, we went to dinner together and ordered two steaks. When the waiter saw this, he immediately recommended the couple package and suddenly hesitated: "Are you a couple?" He stared at the waiter for three seconds: "What do you say? Do you think you can ask this question? ````````` Of course. "

I didn't say a word from beginning to end! !

Pig on the 72nd floor: Alas, no one is nice to me, so sad ~

Me: Then I'll be nice to you.

Pig: You can only be nice to me in the future!

therefore .....

When happiness is going on ~ hehe ~

The shortest () is on the 74th floor:

He: Would you like to be my girlfriend?

She: Good!

My classmate told me himself. ...

77th floor I: Whisper: I think 77 1.

Wife: What? I can't hear you.

Me: I said I want to. . . (Hand-painted 77 1 lip-making)

Wife: What? I don't understand. I don't know what you are talking about.

Me: I want to go to the playground with you tomorrow night, just this once, and then I'll leave.

Wife: What are you doing? That's not where we can go. . . . It doesn't matter if you don't go there. ...

I snickered. . . . .

Drag her to the corner of the playground and tell her: when I say 77 1, I kiss you. I've been thinking about it for a long time, but you just don't understand. . Hug her from behind, give her a long kiss, and then you'll be fine.

Now we go to college in the same city. Three years later, it's still as sweet as ever. . . .

My version on the 78th floor (he and I were classmates in junior high school, but we didn't agree for the first time, and then we went to senior two).

Me (chewing gum and pretending nothing): Be my boyfriend!

He blushed when he brushed his face: OK, take me home?

Me: A big boy wants a girl to take home? What a dizzy spell!

He: Just send 100 meter.

Me: You haven't answered me yet. Promise or not?

He: Well, of course.

At that time, I just didn't think he was as happy as a child as the bad boy I used to know. He is stupid and cute. Now we are three years old. What about happiness? I want to marry him. (* _ *) Hee hee ...

After a few hours of late-night phone calls on the 82nd floor, there was nothing to say. We were silent together, and after n seconds, we broke the silence.

He: Hey, do you think we are like this? Can you hear a needle falling to the ground?

Me: I don't know, try it ~ Do you have a needle there?

He: Bang ~ (bang) Did you hear that?

I am dizzy: Is that the sound of a needle? So loud ~

He: Why not? Didn't you feel stabbed in the face? XX, love you

Wake up suddenly

Later, however, the past can only be the wind.

On the 88th floor, a boy from a foreign teacher class once came to me and said

"I want to ask you a way?"

I said, "Oh, where do you want to go?"

"Go to your heart."

I don't know where he heard such romantic words, but later we didn't make it. He is my best friend now ~ ~