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Face it with a saint's mind, nourish the stomach with the emperor's royal diet, wash the lungs with clean air, sleep with the baby's feelings, and bask in the bright sunshine, and the disease will retreat actively. Happy May Day.

How long can a cloud float? How long can a shower last? How long can a bunch of flowers last? How long can a smile last? If you ask me how long I hope you will be well. I said: how long is the heartbeat and how long is the blessing! Happy May Day!

Greetings to you: Happy May Day! I wish you: career is in your heart, love is like spring breeze; Life is in a hurry, talking and laughing; Life is full of fun, look to the future and congratulate today.

Your dusty footsteps are on the bustling streets; You are conscientious in the world; On this special day. I wish you all the best, health and peace, and a happy May Day!

Don't miss the May Day blessing. May you make a lot of money, have fun and love flowers more. Revival and prosperity, strong career; Family harmony, good health and happy life. Happy May Day!

Thinking of you on May Day is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

What should I do if I am hungry on May Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Find * * to practice! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

I want to spread the most beautiful May Day blessing in the world to my most lovely friends, fly around the world like dandelion, and let the luckiest thing in the world land by your side!

If happiness can be accessed in different places, I would like to deposit all my happiness in your bank savings; If happiness can be packaged and mailed, I am willing to send all my happiness to you. I wish you happiness and a happy May Day.

Honey, you do housework day and night and finally make me feel guilty. In order to continue to enjoy your "service" with peace of mind in the future, I have to decide helplessly: this May Day is at your disposal!

Time flies. Knives and knives mercilessly age people. You must live every day well. Don't eat too much around the stove. Don't watch TV all night. Health is the most important thing. I wish you a happy Labor Day!