Humorous love words that make men happy.

1 Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!

2, I am very stingy, except you, strawberry chocolate ice cream cake, milk yogurt soda and so on can win my heart.

I don't have to tell you whether I like you or not, but I must tell myself.

Life is like a kite. As long as the line is broken, you will be free to fly to the sky you yearn for.

When you smile, I will be happy for many days. I remember your words for many years.

6. Will you like me? No, I can teach you!

7. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

8. I still like you very much, like the sunshine in midsummer, leaving no room.

9. I feel that my spine is a little bent, so that my heart leans towards you the moment I first saw you.

10, honey, you are my baby. When you need me, I will accompany you. Where were you when I needed you?

1 1, you don't need it, I like it. I'm fine, as long as you don't resent it.

12, you are nobody, you are the only one for me, dear, may we be together forever, and our true feelings will remain unchanged.

13. The most beautiful scenery and touching love words in the world can't compare with your smiling eyes when you look at me.

Don't face me with Mona Lisa's smile, I really want to shave your eyebrows.

15, you are the beacon in my heart, and I will always accompany you silently, although I am a little woman in front of others.

16, if possible, sir, I want to turn into the spring breeze in March, with a little peach blossom fragrance, and then suddenly jump into your arms.

17, do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

18, no matter how strong a person is, there will be a day when he can't hold on: no matter how persistent his heart is, there will be a moment of tears.

19, you are the brightest star. I can't give you anything if you don't love me. Have a world without you?

20. Do you know where my heart is? To the left. No, on your side.

2 1, I know I may have gone too far, but I just miss you so much.

22. Pinch your fingers. I am missing in your life.

23. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

24. Take your hand and drag your son away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

25. Brush your teeth three times a day with the toothbrush you gave me. I miss you once.

Love is not my whole life, but you are my whole love.

There are so many towns and pubs in the world, but you have come into my heart.

28. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

29. You are nobody. You are the only one for me. I don't like waiting You are my only exception.

30. I didn't delete the photo, just encrypted it; I didn't lose anything, just put them in a big box; And you, I have not forgotten, just put you in every love song.

3 1, I don't know why I am particularly unhappy when I see others bullying me. Although I will bully you, will bullying become a person's exclusive? Or are you different to me?

The world used to be lonely, but since the appearance of human beings, it has become lively. My heart was originally lonely, and since I had you, my heart has become happy.

33. Wander all your life, love someone, and the breeze is ten miles, just for you.

Send me your position and see where my heart has gone.

I have liked you for more than two minutes, so I can't withdraw.

36. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

I don't want to see the world, as long as I see you, it is fresh enough.

38. It is easy to fall in love at first sight, but it is difficult to stay with you for a long time. The world is so big, I am very lucky to meet you.

You are the brightest star. You are all the happiness in my life. Looking at you means seeing my happiness

40. You are my paradise. Don't erase my enthusiasm for you before you turn around and say you really love me.

4 1. If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

42. Your handsomeness attracts me. Your smile is as sweet as dew after the rain. I'm awake because I know I really love you.

43. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

44. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

45. You are surrounded. Hand over your weapon and throw it into my arms.

46. I am very sweet, soft and easy to pinch, but I occasionally mix a little acid, nothing else, because I am a rainbow candy with many flavors.

47. I believe in love and trust you more. I want to take photos with you, have dinner with you and do something I have never done before.

48. Can I give you a hug? So I won't be very sad.

49. Tonight, I will use my most pious fingers to write words like the wind and send them to you through melodious short messages, hoping to play a rippling movement in your heart! Let you know that someone has been thinking about you!

50. Say my husband is fat, he is angry, how can he come back to life? The Great God replied: You are too fat to leave my heart!