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Is there a text message suitable for your girlfriend?

18 I drew flowers all over the room, but there were only 99, so I carved my heart to the last one. God said with a wry smile, son, what do you want in this life? The person who said I wanted to read the message was happier than me.

19 When the coolness is accompanied by autumn rain, when the yellow leaves are exposed to the morning dew, when Leng Yue glows in the same color, and when the geese return to the south, my blessing comes with warm information, and the weather is cold. Please remember to add clothes!

A gentle greeting, integrated into all my blessings, a faint blessing, poured into my infinite sincerity, and a quiet short message quietly filled the screen! I sincerely wish you happiness forever!

2 1 elegant people will know when they look back; Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; Excellent people, it depends on you! I wish you a good mood every day!

22 SMS is an old wish and will always be a new wish; The wind is warm and the rain is sad; The cloud is happy, and the moon is lonely; Heaven is a long-term fate is doomed; Land is eternal, and love is hard to give up; Life is not too long. Friends are the most precious! May the most precious friend be happy forever!

Dreams: not long enough, but we need dreams! Love: It always hurts people, but we still remember it. Rain, no matter how beautiful, we still like sunshine! Although we are far apart, please leave your blessing in your heart and mine!

Good afternoon, 40! There are two people who want to meet you today I thought they were both fine, so I gave them your mobile phone number. They will come to see you later. Please try to receive them! Please remember their names, which are happiness and happiness. Looking forward to a warm reception.

I want the sun never to set and to hang in the sky forever; I want the stars to never dim and shine every night; I hope winter will never be cold, just like spring; I want people who read short messages to never have troubles, always have joy, and always be happy!

Cut a moment, send a century's blessing, write a thousand miles' greetings, and report ten thousand years' peace. I wish you every spring breeze, whether you are in front of you or on the horizon, I will sincerely bless you and be happy forever!

5 1 It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze-as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I've put on long pants, so buy a mask quickly!

Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, caring is the most sincere heart, and greeting is the most beautiful language. In my long life, I will send all my good wishes to you, wishing you peace and happiness forever!

// 57 The Tang Priest met a beautiful woman, and Bajie decided to marry her. Wukong suspected that it was a demon, and Tang Priest said it didn't matter. He sent a message to test it. It's the demon who returns the message, but if she doesn't, let her marry Bajie!

//I miss you lonely every day, miss you lonely every night, I'm always sad because I don't have you, I'm always sad because I love you, and I blame you for hating you more, which makes me infatuated with you all day. Don't let me meet you, or I'll beat you, lovely mahjong!

There will be a meteor shower at 6 1 tonight. I heard it's a big pig sign. There will be a big pig flying over the sky, but I have to sleep! This is good for you. There are so many people watching you fly. Have fun! Fly well!

Are you avoiding me? Or is there no chance between you and me? I miss you every day, and I won't stop until I find you! You let me have you, even for a year! Honey ... five million lottery tickets!

What is Jiao 'ao? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow! What is a friend? You! Then who is the cutest? Me! What is happiness? Send messages to harass you!

In order to consolidate the achievements of bird flu prevention and control, the central government decided to slaughter all animals that walk on two legs. In order to avoid manslaughter, please grab it instead after receiving the message. I won't tell him about ordinary people! Interesting, isn't it?

69 years is over. I almost missed you. My eyes turned blue in the middle of the night, I forgot to give money when I bought something, and pork vermicelli was no longer greedy. It is hard for me to think of 1+ 1=3. Zhao Benshan when Sun Nan, I cry RMB when dollars!

I haven't heard from you for a long time I miss you from the bottom of my heart I don't know if you are doing well now. I passed by your house the other day and went in to have a look. I saw you asleep, and I didn't have the heart to wake you up. Alas! A litter of pigs is your thinnest!

Happiness flows away, sadness flows away, suffering flows away, love and righteousness can last forever, the sea becomes a beach without water, and people become lonely without friends. I only hope that my friends will cherish it and the wedding will never be a worry.

Friend, do you believe in heaven? I believe there is, because when I know you are reading my message, I feel like I am in heaven! Your existence is my greatest happiness!

The liberation of the old four or six winds immediately established General Fei's view of Fokker equivalent aircraft with legs and trousers. You got it? A pig is also wondering?