Simple campus jokes

As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. I am here to share with you a simple complete collection of campus jokes. Don't miss it when passing by!

Simple campus joke 1 1) As long as it gets dark, I go to bed. Comments: Can it really be so punctual?

2) One day in class, the teacher picked up a female classmate and recited poems. The female classmate finished reciting, teacher: yours is very rhythmic! Female student: What did you say, teacher? Teacher: I said you rhyme! The girl suddenly blushed: Teacher, how did you know I was pregnant?

3) On this day, the bell rang for a long time, and seven or eight students didn't come. As usual, the old professor called the roll and the students answered them one by one. He called Qin Ming, but no one answered. The old professor called Qin Ming three times, but no one answered. He raised his head slightly, looked at the class carefully from behind his reading glasses, and then wondered, is this person very unpopular? I don't even have a friend.

4) On the day of freshman registration? Just pushed open the bedroom door, a roommate's father took the luggage from my hand, held my hand and said, come and see the child off? Big brother. ? This is the pain in my heart forever?

5) When I was in college, I had my first psychological counseling class. The teacher asked: Girls want to break up because their boyfriends think they are not beautiful and feminine. How do you have psychological counseling? I thought about it and said, nothing. 18 later, she is another woman. ? The teacher said: from now on, this classroom has me without you! ?

Simple campus joke 2 1) Yesterday we just finished the monthly exam, and a classmate next to us handed in a blank sheet of paper. I asked him, do you want to live? There will be a parent-teacher conference after the exam. He said that today is the end of the world anyway, so he quit. Today I want to tell him that Monday is the end of the world.

2) When I was in middle school, I not only got poor grades, but also looked down on my elders. All the teachers have a headache when they see me. But I have always admired our foreign language teacher. I think she is not only beautiful, but also talented. What impressed me most was that she was able to scold me skillfully in the languages of four countries in class.

3) Junior middle school role reading "White-haired Girl". A boy (Yang Bailao): I pulled two Jin of red rope and tied it for my daughter? Teacher: Not a mummy?

4) ? Teacher, how did you give me a zero in this exam? A little unfair! ? Yeah, Hansen, I think so, too. But I really can't help it. I can't find a lower score than this! ?

5) One night, during self-study, my roommate and I went into the classroom and sat down. Soon, the teacher came in. I looked a little puzzled and said to my roommate, why do I feel that the teacher is getting younger and younger? Last time it was older than this. Roommates are a little confused, too. After a while, we finally woke up: the wrong classroom!

Simple campus joke 3 1) Opposite the girls' dormitory is the boys' dormitory. It was only at night, and all was silent. I heard a boy shout out from the boys' dormitory building. Xxx, I love you! ? In an instant, all the women in the opposite building blew up, and everyone envied whose boyfriend was so romantic. Just then, I heard another buddy shout: Who called my name just now? ! ? The world suddenly became quiet?

2) When I was in college, I never bought chopsticks in the dormitory ~ ~ ~ I took them from the canteen and threw them away repeatedly. I don't know whether to think about one thing at a time. I took a pair of chopsticks from my aunt in the canteen and stuffed them into my sleeve. My aunt shouted, what are you doing? As soon as the goods shook, the thief said with a smile, chopsticks are not clean, I'll clean them!

3) ? I'm dead in this English word dictation! ? How did this happen? I think you copied it easily! ? Yes, I also put the note in my notebook and handed it in together! ?

4) In the morning, the dormitory is like a morgue. Except for going out for a walk at six o'clock, I slept blindfolded all the time. In the afternoon, like a nursing home, most people are paralyzed in bed, and some people with hemiplegia can pick up their mobile phones and computers. At night, it's like a madhouse. A group of mental derangements are laughing, crying and screaming. In the middle of the night, like the CIA, blue light and white light reflected on the face, and the hand kept tapping on the keyboard.

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