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1, wear bachelor clothes and eat bachelor meals, and bachelors don't have to look at their faces; Drink bachelor water and take the bachelor road, and bachelors don't have to drink old vinegar. Bachelor's business, bachelor's business, bachelor's holiday, bachelor's praise: Happy Singles' Day!

2, bachelor days are very sweet, no need to count pocket money; Bachelor is really carefree, carefree, nobody cares; Bachelor has a bright future and develops on the road of love; Singles are popular, and friends are full of blessings. Happy Singles Day!

3. Singles Day sends you radiant blessings: life is dazzling, life is aboveboard, career is radiant, good luck sticks to you, and love is close to you!

4.11.11God's Singles Day, are you still worried about not having the other half? Then you are out. Today, you must stick to it. After today, everything is a cloud, because you have ascended to heaven and become an immortal. I wish you happiness and health!

5. 1 1. 1 Singles' Day, do math problems when you have nothing to do: 1+ 1=2, yes-man, 2+2+2=6, live happily,1-6544.

6. Watch two fish splashing in the lake, watch two birds flying in the sky with me, and butterflies flying among the flowers. You envy, you expect, you want to find someone to love. Today is Singles Day. I wish you bachelors an early farewell to Singles Day and have a good time together.

7. 1 1. 1 Singles Day, live a good life wholeheartedly, work hard one by one, do things well in word and deed, and always keep the mentality of children on June 1st!

8. Singles Day Notice: Dear Singles, pay attention! When you meet a beautiful woman, you should be emotional, when you meet a handsome guy, you should be emotional and put your feelings into it. Remember not to be affectionate to others, but don't always be cruel to others. May you meet the truth in the festival.

9. The north wind is blowing with a deep chill. SMS wishes to remind you:165438+1October1Singles Day is coming. Singles should take good care of themselves, pay attention to adding clothes and quilts in the morning and evening to prevent colds and keep healthy.

10 Although my fair lady and my gentleman are good, it is really hard to find beautiful women everywhere now! Singles who are waiting for their sweetheart, you must make good wishes on Singles Day this year. I wish you find your own happiness this time next year!

1 1, build other people's women, spend other people's money, live their own lives, and let others be single. Today is Singles Day. I wish you a bachelor all over the world, every day, every month, every year and all your life. Haha, just kidding!

12, on the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of my neighbors, my aunts and aunts, my hometown, and my fellow men and women all over the country, I express my condolences to you who are still single, and convey the order: Fall in love at once! Be sure to become nunchakus this year!

13, there are no bachelors in the world, but the price has gone up a lot, and there are bachelors. Behind every successful bachelor, there are parents who torture him. The bachelor is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of the bachelor in the Jianghu. Happy Singles Day!

14, beauty is always out of reach, should I give up; Singles' Day has passed again and again. Should we celebrate? On the occasion of Singles Day, I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

15, bad luck kicks out, troubles go out, sorrows are thrown out, happiness is exposed, happiness shines, and smiling faces are sunny; Shaving, telephone charges, drinks, meals, wages, clothes. Singles Day, the brighter, the happier!

16, bachelor thinks, bachelor hopes, when is it not lonely? The life of a bachelor is scary every day. This year is Giant Singles Day, so I want to send you a great blessing as a giant bachelor. I hope you won't be lonely in the new year.

17, Singles Day is coming, birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

18, bachelor worries, bachelor worries, bachelor spends the New Year alone; A bachelor is sad, a bachelor is miserable, and a bachelor is always lonely. This year's Singles Day coincides with June 1st, also known as Giant Singles Day. Singles can't help but sigh, when can they take off their bills?

19, receiving this message means that you are a lonely person. No matter whether you are left with gold or left with right, this sacred Singles' Day,11,will bring out your inner loneliness and let the holy light baptize you. Next moment, you will be completely naked and evolve!

20. The poem says: Being single is not terrible. As long as you pursue more, you will miss one, and others will come later. I'd rather chase a hundred by mistake than let one go. Even if you look for her in the crowd, you will find countless pairs of sneakers, whether she is an aunt or not. As long as you are happy, you will not waste your life and be worthy of this century-old giant singles day. I wish you happiness!

2 1, a person's singles day, not lonely; A person's singles day is just very helpless; On a person's singles day, if no one is with you, you should learn to put aside loneliness. On Singles' Day, I wish my friends who are still single a happy smile.

22, ask how sad you can be, and you will be single every year. Now it's the once-in-a-century festival of the stick of God, and the old month brings the red line down. May you bid farewell to bachelor and find true love! ?

23. If you offend your boss, you lose a job; If you offend a customer, you lose an order; If you offend a friend, you lose a friendship; We have offended our relatives and lost an emotion. But if you offend your girlfriend, congratulations, man. Happy Singles Day! Ha ha.

24. I have been fighting with my career all day and have no time to fall in love. I remind you that life is precious and every day is missing. Find someone who loves you to take care of you! I wish all the bachelors are not single after today's Singles Day.

25. Singles' Day is coming. The single aristocrats are not afraid of difficulties, go forward bravely, catch up and finally come to second time around. The wedding is scheduled for 165438+ 10/month 1,1,1,1second. The bachelor hat is finally going to get rid of the wife.

26,11.11,if you think this represents Singles Day, you are wrong. There are obviously three couples who have arranged to sit in a row! Hehe, I hope you are one of my friends.

27, life is precious, love is more expensive, although work is busy, love is not worried, both hands at the same time, happiness is in sight. 165438+1October 1 1 Singles Day is here, and I would like to have your wedding reception one day in advance.

28. Congratulations on your promotion from bachelor to god stick. You should abide by the duties of the magic wand in the future. In order to express my blessing, I send a special blessing. I wish you a happy stick day and happy every day.

29, bachelor is good, an umbrella is enough in rainy days, bachelor is wonderful, eating is safe enough, bachelor is happy, bachelor is more, bachelor is happy, bachelor wishes bachelor a happy holiday, bachelor sings love songs to bachelor, and has a happy and beautiful life.

30. In this henpecked age, I heard that you are actually the boss of the family, and no one dares to object to what you agree. Being happy means that the whole family is happy. By the way,11/giant singles day is here. I wish you a bachelor: Happy holidays and become the second-in-command at an early date!

3 1,11.11The once-in-a-century Giant Singles Day is coming. I wish you become a dazzling and radiant person, find a wife as soon as possible, take off your clothes as soon as possible and be promoted to your parents. May the light of happiness shine for you forever.

32, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest; Those who pass June 1st are not necessarily children, but may also be bachelors.

33. Today is very unusual. Six bachelors stand on one side. The eldest wishes you all the best, the second wishes you abundant financial resources, the third wishes you leisure in your work, the fourth wishes you a happy day, the fifth wishes you good luck, and the sixth gives you six words of truth to streaking in the coming year. Wish: Happy Singles Day!

34. The contribution of bachelors to the country: husband and wife squander and bachelors save, which promotes the consumption of low-grade products, standardizes the market, reduces the number of participants in entertainment activities, relieves the current situation of crowded entertainment projects caused by China's huge population, saves more excellent male and female resources for the society, and makes resources more rationally utilized.

35. Sweetness, happiness, warmth, happiness, warmth, missing and caring have nothing to do with you. Do you feel lost? 11.11Singles' Day, come on ~ End your single life!

Singles raised their hands. Your festival is coming. The only difference this year is that there are six sticks to meet you. If you feel a little ambitious, then act quickly and boldly pursue what you love.

37. Send six sticks on Singles Day: one will give you happiness, one will give you health, one will give you success, one will give you opportunity, one will give you beauty, and the last one will wake you up. Where is the beauty? Haha, happy holidays!

38. One person is lonely, and two people are at fault. In order to prevent us from making mistakes again, God asked me to remind you in165438+1October 1 1 that I am still a bachelor. If you understand, take some action. Give some blessings if you don't understand, so that your conscience can be at ease.

39. Look at others in pairs and see yourself alone. Are you worried about being single? You are a female bachelor, I am a male bachelor, and you and I are not single together. This year is the Day of the Gods. Let's bid farewell to being single and move towards happiness!

40,11.11is a once-in-a-century singles day. In order to celebrate this grand festival, China Mobile and China Unicom launched SMS to send phone bills. Forward this short message to ten good friends, and then go to various business halls with bachelor cards to collect 50 yuan phone bills.

4 1, after being single for so many years, I finally added another year to this very special Singles Day, just like watching the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale. So I am in pain and happy.

42, the crowd looked for you thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, it turns out that you are still single! Give me a chance to say goodbye to being single! Singles' Day, go to the festival with me!

43. Having been single for so many years, I finally added another year to this special Singles' Day, just like watching the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale. So I am in pain and happy.

44. No gifts are accepted on the stick festival, only beautiful women are accepted. Money and status are not rare. Life is like having a partner. Go home for a hot meal. When it's cold, a hug will warm you up. I don't know when the beautiful women will send it. Help me take off the bill!

45. Singles Day sends you six words: Happy Singles Day! No one asked if you lived downtown, and you didn't worry if you were bareheaded. You can sweep away love and hate with a stick, save water, electricity and kerosene, and find freedom with a whip. 11.11Happy Singles Day!