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A bedtime story to coax a boyfriend.
I am a happy woodpecker. I get up early every day to catch insects! I am born, and I am born. There is my nest in the tree, as well as my breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snack-"Woodpecker is in singing in the trees again.
After a while, his friend Mike Crowe came. I quarreled loudly: "Hey! Dude. Still looking for bugs to eat, come and listen to my grand plan! "
"Oh, Mike, do you have any new ideas this time?" Ask questions.
"Listen, man, I plan to turn our forest into a golf course-have you heard of golf? High-end entertainment Just hire a few people to cut down the trees, and the lawn on the ground will be fine. Buy two sets of clubs and let's wait for the money. " Mike squinted and smiled from ear to ear, as if the money had reached him.
I felt good after listening to it, so I agreed with Mike's idea.
In the next few days, the forest was cut into a lawn by Mike. After a few days, they finally waited for the tourists playing with the ball.
At this time, I found myself becoming a caddy. No matter how far the ball is kicked, it will immediately fly up and pick it up and say to the tourists, "Good shot!" " "
In this way, it repeats the same work, says the same words and flies around the same grass every day. At the end of the day, he was dizzy, thirsty and his wings ached from fatigue. After a long time, although he earned some money, he was listless all day, as if he were ill.
Finally one day, he said to Mike, "Mike, I don't want to make any more money." I don't want to be a golf course. " This is not the life I want. I feel dizzy, thirsty and tired every day. I want to go back to the past-singing songs every day and flying in the Woods with fresh air. I know every tree, say hello and chat with them. Help them catch bugs, and they give me food and a house to live in. I think I'm just a little flying tree-"
"Oh, yes, you are absolutely right. I also like my old free life. I can go wherever I want, and I can speak loudly if I want-well, let's replant trees and take back our Woods, shall we? "
"Well, let's do it." In this way, he and Mike closed the golf course and Woods came back a few years later.
Bedtime story to coax your boyfriend 2 There are two pots in the royal kitchen: one is pottery and the other is iron. The proud tin pot looks down on the clay pot and often mocks it.
"Don't you dare touch me, clay pot!" Tin cans asked haughtily.
"Dare not, Brother Xican." The modest clay pot replied.
"I knew you wouldn't dare, coward!" The tin box assumed a contemptuous look.
"I really dare not touch you, but it can't be called cowardice." The clay pot proudly said, "Our task is to take things, not to collide with each other." I am not necessarily inferior to you in fulfilling our duties. Besides ... "
"Shut up!" Tin can angrily drink a way, "how dare you compare with me! You wait, in a few days, you will die in pieces! I have always been there, and I am not afraid of anything. "
"Why do you say that?" Pottery pot said. "We'd better get along. What are we arguing about? "
"I'm ashamed to be with you. What are you! " The tin can said, "Let's wait and see. One day, you will become one! " "
The clay pot was ignored.
Time goes by, and many things have happened in the world. The dynasty fell and the palace collapsed. Two pots were left in the ruins. History is full of dregs and dust, century after century.
I don't know how many years passed. Finally, one day, people came there, dug up a thick pile and found the clay pot.
"Yo, there's a jar over there!" One person said in surprise.
"Really, a clay pot!" Others also cried with joy.
Everyone picked up the clay pot, brushed off the soil and scrubbed it clean, just like when they were in the chef: simple, beautiful and shiny with black glaze.
"What a beautiful clay pot!" One man said, "Be careful, don't break it. It is old and valuable. "
"Thank you!" The pottery jar said excitedly, "My brother's tin jar is next to me. Please dig it out. It must be boring enough. "
People set out at once, tossed and turned, and dug up all the soil. However, there is no shadow of the tin can. -It, I don't know when it was oxidized. Only a few rusty pieces of iron were found, and it was impossible to tell whether they were fragments of tin cans.
It is wrong to compare your strengths with others' weaknesses, and others will have something better than you.
The three boys and girls who coax their boyfriends before going to bed are a pair. The girl likes to feel the rain. When it rains, boys hold umbrellas for girls. Most of the umbrella covers the girl. Every time the rain wets the boy's body, she doesn't say anything, but silently looks at the girl's intoxicated face. She feels very happy, and so does the girl.
One day, boys and girls went to play. The boy took the girl by the hand and passed a construction site. The girl is still talking excitedly. Boys rarely talk, just silently watching her happy, and they are happy. Just then, a small piece of gravel suddenly fell from the upstairs and hit the girl's head. At this time, don't worry. The boy hugged the girl and the girl screamed. She tried to block the rubble with her body. Just as she was about to land, the boy suddenly turned over and let himself face down. Only the girl's hand was broken by rubble. The girl just reacted and cried out in pain. As a result, tears came out She thought: the old saying' husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when something happens' is true. Trying to hold back the pain, I got up from the boy. He didn't look at the boy, and then he ran away slowly. The boy called the girl's name behind his back, his voice trembled and his lips were white. She took out her mobile phone and dialed the girl's number, but the girl didn't answer. She dialed again but still didn't answer. Repeatedly, she gave up. It's just a finger pressing something on the phone. At this time, the blood around the boy slowly spread. Her hand hung down, her cell phone was in a pool of blood, and she couldn't press the send button anymore.
The next day, the girl learned that the boy was rescued in the hospital and ran to the hospital without being angry. When she arrived at the hospital, the doctor had pronounced the boy dead. The reason is excessive blood loss in the lungs. It turned out that when the boy tried to block the gravel with his body, he suddenly found a steel bar standing more than ten centimeters on the ground. Just flip it. Try your best to let the rubble hit the girl's hand. I put steel bars in my lungs. The boy's mother handed the boy's mobile phone to the girl. The girl looked at the text message that had not been sent yet: Dear, I'm sorry, I still failed to protect you and hurt your hand ... Seeing this, the girl couldn't help but burst out of her eyes and ran to the boy's paradise. ...
Alice, the four little white rabbits who coaxed her boyfriend with bedtime stories, had a very special wish, and that was to kiss the moon. Others say that she is whimsical, but she always says, "Nothing is difficult to a willing mind." She thought that as long as her heart remains the same, her wish will come true one day!
Look, today is August 15, and Alice is going to realize her dream again. Before leaving, she carefully summed up her experience and lessons. Maybe she was not good enough for the moon before, and always pointed at it rudely; Maybe she didn't find the right way to the moon and took too many detours.
Alice set off with her best friend Ai Lier the kitten and the dog of fate. Ai Lier and his fathers hesitated. Which way to go? Alice said confidently, "I'll lead the way!" " It turns out that she has consulted the witch's grandmother. They waded through the small river on the edge of the village, and the river sounded warm applause; They climbed another mountain, and the mountain road brought endless blessings.
Late at night, they still didn't find the towering tree planted by the fairy. Ariel and the fathers want to give up. Alice rubbed her sore leg and said, "We can't give up halfway! You all go into battle light. I have a bag of things with me. I won't give up. You have to hold on! " After that, she continued to climb the mountain. Ai Lier and Destiny were a little surprised. Why did they kiss the moon and go to great trouble to carry a sack? Alice smiled mysteriously and said, "You will know later!"
After many troubles, the big tree was finally found. They climbed up the tree. On the right side of the canopy in the clouds is the road to the moon's home, but a meteorite blocked their way. They must wind a rope around the moon and then pull it down, pull and pull! But I can't pull it off. Alice began to think, rolled her eyes, and after a while, she beamed and said, "Since the moon can't be pulled down, let's feed it!" "Say that finish, she took out the moon cakes already prepared from the sack. Moon cakes are so delicious that people drool, even the worms in the mountains are crying for a bite. She threw the mooncake at the moon, and the moon beamed and swallowed it with her mouth open. Seeing this, Ai Lier and her fathers understood Alice's good intentions of carrying a sack, so they helped to throw the moon cake into the mouth of the moon, and the moon slowly sank with her belly.
Alice, the white rabbit, finally kissed the moon! They smiled with satisfaction, and laughter spread all over the valley.
A bedtime story coaxed her boyfriend for 5 Sunday mornings. It's sunny and sunny. Just sitting at home with Feifei, the dog, bored, they took their beloved ball to the forest park to play.
The two of them are so happy. However, all this was clearly seen by the little monkey hiding behind the big tree. It wants to play with the ball by itself. So the naughty little monkey grabbed the ball when Feifei fell.
At this time, the bear and the bear were dumbfounded. But the little monkey got carried away. The little monkey ran and laughed.
Maybe it was a slip, maybe it was careless. The little monkey plopped into the pool. In desperation, the bear ran to the pool. The little monkey saw the little bear coming and said to him, "Brother Bear, if you can save me. I will definitely return the ball to you. " The bear said to the little monkey, "Little monkey, you must hold on to the ball, or you will sink and drown." The little monkey cried and grabbed the ball quickly.
Bear was very anxious when he saw the little monkey. He shouted, "Help, help, someone has fallen into the water ..."
Uncle elephant heard the cry. Uncle elephant cried, "Who are you? Where are you? "
This cry was also heard by the little monkey. So, it loudly replied: "I am a little monkey, and I fell into the water." Uncle elephant followed the source of the sound and found the pool. At first glance, I found that the little monkey really fell into the water. Without saying anything, Uncle Elephant put his long nose into the water and rolled up the little monkey.
The little monkey on the shore finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Uncle elephant looked at the little monkey and something was wrong. He asked, "Little monkey, what's wrong with you?" So the little monkey told the whole story to Uncle Elephant. Uncle elephant listened and said to the little monkey, "Little monkey, you should give the ball back to the bear and apologize to it." Hearing this, the little monkey shyly lowered his head and politely returned the ball to the cubs with both hands, saying, "Brother Bear, today is all my fault, and I will never rob you again." Bear said, "You should correct your mistakes." Then they all laughed.
6 sweet orange, a short story about coaxing your boyfriend before going to bed. Houses in small towns are all built of wood. Except for the new change leopard. The leopard family has money. He always has inexhaustible pocket money in his pocket. Therefore, his house is brick, which is very imposing.
"Ha ha, your home is not as good as mine!" The leopard always says this to his classmates.
Corn fox doesn't believe it. He asked his father, "Why don't we build a house with bricks?"
Father Fox put down the newspaper and said, "Isn't it good to live in a wooden house?"
"Not bad, but not fashionable enough."
Father Fox smiled: "So, do you like our present home?" The corn fox's home is next to the supermarket, so it is very convenient to buy things. Corn foxes certainly like it.
"So, which classmate's house do you prefer?"
"Simi deer home. His home is next to the park. Open the window and you can smell the flowers. "
However, the little crocodile's house is also good. Next to his home is a cinema, where you can often watch movies. "
"But," the corn fox didn't understand, "what does this have to do with building a house with or without bricks?"
Father Fox said, "You will soon understand."
This summer, it rained heavily, and there was a flood in Sweet Orange Town! When the water level rose bit by bit, wooden houses floated one after another. The corn fox was very excited to see the house floating freely on the water like a boat!
"Dad, I understand why we should build a house with wood!"
Father Fox smiled and said, "You won't fully understand until the flood recedes."
Soon, the flood subsided. The cabin has been parked. Only this time, their positions are different: the corn fox house is next to the park; Smilan's home is next to the cinema; Little crocodile lives next to the supermarket. ...
A flood changed Sweet Orange Town! The only thing that hasn't changed is the leopard's home, because brick houses won't float.
"Dad, I totally understand why we should build a house with wood!" The corn fox screamed excitedly and ran out of the door.
Simi deer, alligators and tarsiers who moved to their new houses have long been together, and they are excitedly exchanging a brand-new living environment. Only the change leopard stayed outside the crowd and thought gloomily, alas, if only our house were made of wood!
Seven summer bedtime stories to coax her boyfriend. In the early morning, the sun shines with burning light, baking everything on the earth. The watermelon doll in Gua Tian, the morning glory on the wall and the puppy on the ground all shouted "Hot, hot!"
At noon, Grandpa Sun refused to take a nap. The sun became more and more poisonous and the weather became hotter and hotter. Watermelon doll and morning glory continue to cry, "I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty!" " "The dog looked up and said," Grandpa Sun, you are so tired, have a rest! " "Sun's father-in-law has its own way and ignores it. The rooster under the big ginkgo tree calls the puppy.
The dog said, "Hot, hot!" " Grandpa Sun won't rest. It's really annoying that everyone is so hot! "Cock said," Ginkgo tree mother-in-law side cool. Come on! " The puppy walked over. The dense branches and leaves of ginkgo trees are like an umbrella, which blocks the fierce sunshine and cools a lot.
The little cock said, "Good." However, the puppy groaned and tossed and turned, unable to sleep. The rooster thought the little dog was ill and asked, "What's the matter with you?" The puppy said: "Watermelon dolls and morning glory are also afraid of heat, so they dare not run to the old woman's side;" If anyone has an umbrella, cover them. "
"No one has such a big umbrella." Mother-in-law Ginkgo Tree said, "Sister Yun may have an idea." It happened that Sister Yun fell from the sky and Little Flower Dog rushed up in a small plane: "Sister Yun, please do me a favor and ask Grandpa Sun to take a nap."
Sister Yun agreed. It immediately knitted a big black silk quilt and said, "Grandpa Sun, please take a nap!" " "Hold the sun tight." All right, all right! "The dog said with satisfaction," How cool! " "No, you land the plane first. "
Cloud elder sister said, while beckoning thunder and electricity. Then, there was thunder, lightning and thunder, a strong wind and heavy rain. The dog and rooster stood under the big ginkgo tree, saw the watermelon dolls and morning glory, gulped down the rain and danced happily.
Story comment: The sun is too poisonous, and the animals are very unhappy. Sister Yun's help made everyone feel cool, less hot and less thirsty. Pay attention to summer vacation, don't stay in the sun for a long time, it is easy to get heatstroke. Pay attention to wearing sunscreen.
There is a gentleman who lives in a beautiful house. Because he is timid, everyone calls him Mr. Coward.
One day, a big mouse broke into his house. Mr. Timid went to catch it at once and caught it in the basement.
"You let me go!" The mouse struggled and said, "As soon as I stamped my foot, the whole house collapsed."
Mr. Timid is afraid, so let him go and let him live in the basement.
There is so much food in the basement. The mice are so happy to eat and drink. Later, the big mouse gave birth to a litter of little mice, and the little mice grew into big mice ... Soon, the basement was full of mice.
"No, no!" The mouse roared at Mr. Timid, "It's unreasonable for you to live in so many rooms in such a small basement." You have to change houses. "
"Change houses?" Mr. Timid lives in the basement, and the mice live in all rooms. They sing and dance in the spacious living room, drink and eat in the delicious kitchen, and every day is like a festival.
"You should move out!" The mouse shouted to Mr. Timid again, "Why do you live in the basement?" Do you live in such a nice basement? "
"What?" Mr. Timid stamped his right foot angrily. "Boom-"The mice were afraid. They thought there was an earthquake, so they all ran around in a hurry.
"Oh, I'm good!" Mr. Timid grabbed the old broom, pounced here, punched there, poked here, thumped there, and the mice squeaked and ran away.
A long time ago, there was a child named Ma Liang. He likes painting very much, but his family is so poor that he can't even afford a pen.
One day, when Ma Liang was herding cattle home, he passed by a school auditorium and saw a painter drawing for a senior official.
Ma Liang went in and said, "Can you give me a pen? I also want to paint. "
Painters and officials disdainfully said to him, "Poor children should not think about painting."
Ma Liang was very uncomfortable after hearing this. From then on, he decided to paint with his heart. He used branches and roots instead of brushes to connect paintings.
With the passage of time, Ma Liang's painting skills have been greatly improved. But he still doesn't have a brush.
One night, an old man appeared in front of Ma Liang and gave him a pen to draw for the poor. Ma Liang is very happy. He took a pen and drew a rooster. The rooster came alive. It turns out that this is a magic pen. Since then, Ma Liang has painted for the poor in the village and painted anything they want.
When the official heard that Ma Liang had a magic pen, he took him away and let him draw gold ingots. Ma Liang refused, so officials put him in prison.
In the middle of the night, the guard fell asleep. Ma Liang opened a door and escaped from the inside. The officers and men followed him, and Ma Liang drew another fast horse. He rode too fast for the officers and men to catch up.
Later, one day, Ma Liang was drawing a waterwheel in a dry place. Suddenly, several officers and soldiers appeared, and they took Ma Liang away.
He was taken to the big officer and asked him to draw a golden mountain. Ma Liang wanted to think. He first drew the boundless sea, and then drew a golden mountain in the middle of the sea.
When the official saw Jinshan, he shouted excitedly, "Row a big boat quickly, I want to transport gold by boat."
Ma Liang drew a big ship. The senior official brought many officers and soldiers aboard. Ma Liang rowed a few times with the wind, and the ship sailed to the middle of the sea. The official asked Ma Liang to draw more strokes to make the boat sail faster. So, Ma Liang drew a few rough winds and only saw the rough waves in an instant. When Ma Liang saw this, he drew a few strokes. As a result, the sea roared and overturned the ship, and all the officials sank into the sea.
Ma Liang returned to the village, painted for the poor and tried his best to help them.
In the center of the city square stands a statue of an ancient prince. The prince is always so happy that he never knows his troubles and worries. Moreover, when people look at him, they think he is like a beautiful angel. So people in this city call him "Happy Prince".
The Happy Prince stands in the center of the city square, always overlooking the city.
One year, winter came. Swallows flock to the south for the winter. A poor little swallow fell behind. It stopped at the feet of the Happy Prince, ready to have a rest.
The happy prince said to the swallow, "Swallow, I saw a poor seamstress in the city. Her son has a fever. Take the ruby off my hilt and give it to her. "
The swallow nodded, pecked the ruby from the prince's hilt and gave it to the seamstress.
When the swallow came back, it landed at the prince's feet. It said to the prince, "I feel much warmer today." The prince smiled and said to him, "That's because you helped others today!" " So you feel warm. "
The next day, the swallow will fly away. The prince asked him, "Little Swallow, please stay one more day. It's getting colder and colder now. I saw a poor student in a small room on the other side of the city. It's too cold to write and study. So please take off my right eye and give it to him. My eyes are made of sapphire, and I can sell some money, which will definitely help him. "
Hearing this, the swallow shook his head and resolutely disagreed. The prince begged, and the swallow reluctantly agreed.
The swallow took the prince's right eye to the poor student's house and gave it to him.
When the swallow came back, the prince said to it, "Swallow, go to the south."
The swallow said firmly, "no, I won't go." I will stay here with you. "
So, the swallow has been with the prince. Every day, according to the prince's request, it takes down the gold coins attached to him one by one to help the poor.
The weather is getting colder and colder, and gradually, the gold coins on the prince are also taken away. Finally, one day, on a very cold night, the swallow leaned against the prince's feet and froze to death.
1 1 Little mouse tells her boyfriend a short story before going to bed. There is a tall and big apple tree in front of his house. Autumn has come, the wheat is ripe, and the apple tree in front of his house has also produced big and red apples.
One day, the little mouse came to a big, tall apple tree and thought, "If only I could taste the big, red apple!" At this moment, a bird suddenly flew in the sky. The bird picked up an apple in its mouth and flew away. The little mouse thought: If I have a pair of beautiful wings, I can pick the sweet and fragrant apple on the apple tree. So, the little mouse flew like a bird, only to see it flying with its small arms, and its feet flew up hard, leaving the ground a little. However, if you want to pick apples, you are still far away! After a while, the little mouse fell with a bang, but this method didn't work.
At this time, a big and strong rhinoceros came, only to see it rushing forward, and one of them was taken away by the big rhinoceros when it was near the apple. The little mouse thought, if only I had the strength of a rhinoceros. Look, as soon as the mouse started, it closed its eyes, sucked milk with all its strength and rushed forward, only to hear the mouse shout "Ouch".
When the little mouse brother was about to become dejected and despondent, the sea acrobatic star-the little sea lion appeared. The little sea lion saw the little mouse brother's dejected look and asked, "Little mouse brother, what's wrong with you?" The mouse replied, "I want to eat the apples on the tree, but I can't." "I can help you," said the little sea lion. Can you climb trees? "No" "Can you fly?" "No" "Then how can you help me?" Brother Mouse said, "But I have a good idea." The little sea lion said. Just then, the little sea lion pushed the little mouse brother to the tree to pick apples. As soon as Brother Mouse picked it, he picked two, one for the sea lion and one for himself.
They both went home happily.
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