A routine to make your boyfriend laugh?

Hello, I'm a policeman. Please cooperate. I will take you to the police station. When my boyfriend said I was fat. Just say you're not fat, just a little heavy. When my boyfriend said I was ugly. Just say you're not ugly, just a little beautiful. When my boyfriend says I don't love you. Just say you don't love, but you are a little unwilling. My boyfriend said I don't care about you anymore. Just say you don't care, and you're a little relieved. When my boyfriend said we were not suitable. Just say it's inappropriate It's just a little inappropriate. Boyfriend said. You are a good man. Boyfriend said. I don't like you anymore Just say I don't like it, but it's inappropriate.