Look at how this awesome man cheats swindlers into making money.

Liu is a person who pursues the pleasure of life and is even more curious about liars. He has always felt that teasing liars is a great pleasure in life. That night, Liu Gang, a long-lost liar, was watching TV after dinner. At this moment, his cell phone suddenly rang. When he picked up the phone, a warm voice came from the phone. "Hey, have you eaten?"

Liu said, "Yes. Who are you, please? "

The liar said, "why can't I remember?" You are so forgetful! "

Liu was so happy that he almost danced. So he casually said: "Oh, Lao Luo, I haven't contacted you for a long time. I will pay you back the 20 thousand yuan I sent you in two days. Then you can text me the card number and I'll call you back. "

The liar hesitated a little and said, "Oh, never mind. If you are short of money, we can talk about it later. I will go to your house tomorrow and have dinner together. This is my new number, remember! "

Early the next morning, the liar couldn't wait to call.

Liu: "Hey, Lao Luo!"

The liar said anxiously, "Are you up? I have an accident! "

Liu was happy, and the liar finally started to shoot!

Liu: "What's the matter? Speak slowly! "

The liar said that the girl who was caught playing in a nightclub last night would have to pay a fine.

Liu deliberately said, "Oh, then I will come. I have acquaintances in the Public Security Bureau. "

The liar quickly said, "Then don't bother. I have asked my friends over there to give me a 50% discount. Now I only need to pay a fine of 10000. "

Ha ha! It's amazing that fines can be discounted! Liu thought.

In order not to disappoint the swindler, Liu said, "Well, find a card number and I will pay you back the 20 thousand I owe you today." How careless! "

The liar was overjoyed. "Well, I'll send you a message later. Which bank is convenient for you? "

It seems that there must be a lot of bank cards for scammers.

Liu thought for a moment and remembered that his wife had used a China Merchants Bank card before, but it was useless. Of course, there is no money in it: China Merchants Bank.

Liars don't seem to be so fast. Almost an hour later, the text message came, and a card number of China Merchants Bank with the account name of Populus euphratica was sent.

The liar also specially called to explain that this is the card number of a friend over there. Now he can't go out to withdraw money, so he asked a friend for help.

Liu said, "OK, I'll arrange the driver to do it for you in a moment."

At noon, the liar's phone came again.

The liar asked, "Lao Liu, did you do it?"

Liu: "Oh, Lao Luo, something happened to the driver and there was an accident. I'm on my way to deal with it. I'll pay you when I'm done. "

The liar seems to be getting impatient: "Oh, hurry up!" "

Half an hour later, the liar called again.

Liar: "Did you do it, Lao Liu?"

Liu pretended to complain: "Shit, my driver was so reckless that he hit someone." Now I am also assisting in the investigation at the police station, and the 20,000 cash check I wrote was also temporarily detained in the driver's hand. "

The swindler was at a loss and said, "When are you going to remit money? ! "

Liu: "it's not that I won't remit it to you, but I can't remit it now." Besides, I can't get the check back now, and I have to help the driver pay the medical bill. I'll do it after it's done. "

The liar was completely cheated, but he couldn't find any explanation. Finally, he just hung up the phone and urged Liu to do it as soon as possible! However, the liar is obviously impatient. Half an hour later, the phone rang again.

Liu: "Mr. Luo, things have finally been solved. I gave the other party 5000 yuan for medical expenses, and I searched all the money to raise it. I'm going to the bank now. Wait a minute. "

Liar: "Good good, that's hard for you. Have you eaten now? "

Liu: "I haven't eaten yet, but I'll go to the bank first."

The swindler seems to feel that victory is in sight, and he said heroically, "Please this time, I'll treat you to seafood another day."

Liu took an hour's lunch break in the company, and was about to go to work when the liar's phone came again.

Liar: "Lao Liu, did you fight?"

Liu: "Lao Luo, please!"

The liar seems to be about to collapse, but he still asks eagerly, "What's the matter?"

Liu: "The balance in my account is only 65438+800,000, and my check is 20,000. We can't go through the remittance procedure now. I have to change the amount with my wife's seal. "

The liar is so depressed that he seems afraid that Liu won't give him money. He quickly said, "Then you can remit 18000!"

Liu: "Mr. Luo, you are not ignorant. My wife is in charge of all the money in our company. She wrote this check this morning. Now she has to seal it to change the amount. She's on business again! "

The liar lost his temper: "What should I do?"

Liu: "Why don't we wait until tomorrow?"

The liar was obviously afraid of sleeping, so he quickly said, "No, no! Xxxx has given a deadline and must pay a fine today. "

Liu: "It's not impossible. You'd better ask your friend to remit 2000 yuan to my wife's account first, so that there will be 20000 yuan in our account. There is no need to change this check now. I just need to fill in your friend's account and transfer the money smoothly! "

The liar didn't agree at first anyway, saying, "Lao Liu, just do something!" " "

Liu: "Dude, I lost my pocket when the driver hit someone at noon to pay for medical expenses. The driver and I don't have much money on us now. "

At this point, the liar seems to feel that something is wrong, just saying that he can't get it now.