What kind of experience is it to make a phone call with Brother Bing?

I am a 30-year-old woman who has never been in love. My brother Bing is an overtime dog in captivity at a station of the Air Force. I didn't have any love experience before I met him.

We two older men and women with zero love experience met under the introduction of our elders (we can't spit ourselves out). I have a military complex. I feel that they have good physical fitness, can run, jump and bask in the sun, are cool and strong, and will always exist in fresh meat with long hair and masks like "Songxi". When my mother forced me to have a blind date, I revealed to her old man that I like the careful thinking of soldiers. Mom's fighting capacity is really strong. Within a month, she immediately contacted a soldier brother for me. He is a male ticket now.

Last Christmas, Brother Bing took the lead in sending me a short message: My family gave you your mobile phone number. My name is XXX. Nice to meet you!

After reading it, my little heart plopped. I imagined that it should be a serious soldier on the phone. I sent him a short message: "My name is XXX, and I don't know what to say. Nice to meet you!

After it was blue, I couldn't remember who added WeChat first (and then asked him when I was bored on the phone). We started chatting on WeChat, except a few days ago. It's almost a year now, and I'm bored for a long time every day.

This reflects a ruthless fact: we are in different places!

First love, old age, blind date, long-distance love and being a soldier should basically reflect that our love is quite special.

I have never been in love, and I don't know how other couples get along. The feeling of falling in love with Brother Bing can be summarized in four words:

Laugh and cry!

Take the telephone as an example. Before I fell in love, my fantasy scene was like this:

Me: "Well, let's call it a day. Good night Goodbye. "

Male ticket: "OK, good night."

Me: "Why don't you hang up?"

Male ticket: "You hang up first."

Me: "No, you hang up first."

Male ticket: "honey, you hang up first, I can't bear to part with you."

..... (and then continue to be bored)

However, the reality is this:

Me: "Well, let's call it a day. Good night Goodbye. "

Brother Bing: "Go to bed early, goodbye."

Me: "You ... Beep"

Nani? So it's over? And then it was gone. then what

My expression is like this:

Considering that Brother Bing has never had the experience of chasing girls, and he rarely comes into contact with "pink chicken soup" when studying in a military school or working in the army, I try to gently remind Brother Bing:

Me: "Well, let's call it a day. You hang up first. "

This reminder is both euphemistic and easy to understand, so the scene I expect should appear. I didn't expect Brother Bing to hang up the phone!

My expression is like this:

Good, you're doing great! I'm going to have a frank talk with my brother Bing.

Me: "Gege, why do you always hang up first?"

Brother Bing: "Ah? Don't hang up when you're finished? "

Me: "But after you hung up first, I was sad to listen to the beep of my mobile phone alone."

Brother Bing: "Oh, next time you hang up first, I'll listen to the beep."

Hearing this, my heart was dark and cold. The boy is fine. He is finally on his way.

The next time I call him, I'm really looking forward to hanging up. It's time to prepare to hang up:

Me: "Let's call it a day. Goodbye, Gege. "

I'm waiting for the phrase "you hang up first".

Brother Bing: "Oh well, go to bed early and have a good night." ?

After a few seconds, Brother Bing didn't hang up and didn't say "You hang up first" that I wanted to hear.

Me: "Gege, why don't you respond?"

Brother Bing: "I'll wait for you to hang up."

There are 10,000 butterflies flying, spinning and jumping in my heart, which will never stop.

I endured ecstasy and said, "You hang up first."

I think the next second, I will be greeted by Bing Ge's "No, you hang up first". After training again, you can upgrade to "no, baby, you hang up first."

Brother Bing: "Oh, good. Beeping ... "

……

An ancient blood gushed from my body, and there was no expression to express my heart. Spirit not dozen 1 come, I'll call brother ice in the past:

Brother Bing: "Hey, what's the matter? Can I help you? "

Me: "..."

Brother Bing: "Can you hear me? Still have a problem? "

I shouted with all my strength: "didn't you say I hung up first?" Why did you hang up again? ! "

Brother Bing: "Ah? I told you to hang up first, didn't you say let me hang up first? "

Me: "Very obedient. I asked you to hang up, will you hang up? " ? Really super angry! "

Brother Bing: "Oh, I see. Next time you say let me hang up, I won't hang up first ... "

I can basically imagine the soldier brother on the other end of the phone looking innocent and at a loss. Well, what can I say to this wood?

This guy, who doesn't know any routines and has a low eq, can only say "Have you eaten", "Have you slept well", "You look beautiful" and "Hey, I like you".

Hey hey, I like you, too.