What are some funny language jokes?

1: No one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

I always thought that we were fish and water, but I didn't know that I could swim to other ponds like you.

Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years.

4. A man may or may not love you if he is impulsive, but he must not love if he is not impulsive.

5. Funny message: God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

6. Birds in the distance are mutually exclusive. Behind the rickets, the faint road is always drifting away.

Even if the sky is no longer clear, the wind is still blowing and winter is no longer biting. Looking back suddenly, we have known each other for several years.

8: You are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

9: Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

10: Stand higher and pee farther.

1 1: Don't step on the roadside wildflowers.

12: You want to keep her by any means. Have you ever thought about me?

13: If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

14: Men and women are only animals of desire after all. Can they really be combined because of love? I'm sorry, I don't know.

15: the latest funny trick message: it is real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message!

16: When I slipped, I became a big cripple, and I turned around and flashed the sentence that described people as stupid.

17: I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

18: The familiar figure that flashed by occasionally made me very unhappy.

19: Guan Yu, with a long beard and graceful demeanor, is known as Dao Lang by Jianghu people.

In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no hero, no wise man and no genius. In classic love, there are only two fools, holding each other's hands, loving stupidly, living stupidly and spending their lives stupidly.