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The flirty words are a bit dirty. Dirty and flirtatious routines.

A dirty, flirtatious way of saying flirtatious words

A dirty, flirty way of flirting with someone. Talking about love is very normal between lovers. This kind of behavior can promote each other's feelings. Even people who are not lovers can still say love words. Here are some dirty and flirty routines for flirting with people. Dirty and flirtatious routines of flirting and loving words 1

1. "I want to steal your body temperature", "Talk human words", "I want a hug"

2. " "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How to imitate" "Just use my face as a tree"

3. "I think I will lose if I play hide and seek with you" "Why" "Because I love someone People can’t hide.”

4. “I couldn’t resist not eating chocolate, I couldn’t resist not drinking milk tea.” “But I couldn’t resist not saying good night to you.”

5. "I did poorly in the exam today" "Why" "Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will be you"

6. "I want to go to many places when I am alone , it’s different when we’re two people.” “Why is it different?” “When we’re two people, I just want to stay where you are~”

7. “You’re so weird today” “What’s wrong with you?” ""It's so good-looking/cute/..." "...(shy)" "I'm also very weird today" "What's weird?" "It's weird that I like you"

8. "After you know why Did he want to leave a sun when Yi shot it?" "I don't know" "Because he wants us to show our love"

9. "I think our friendship can only last until today" "Why" " Next we can only talk about love"

10. "Why did you come here?" "I want to see you" "I will call you" "Call I can’t see you on the phone”

11. “God is so cruel to me” “Huh?” “I just met you today”

12. “I’ll tell you how Lose two pounds in one week." "Okay, how to lose weight?" "Put your heart on me."

13. "Will you like me?" "No." "Then me. Have you taught me?"

14. "Can I kiss you?" "No" "Then what did I just say to you?" "Can I kiss you?" "Yes, yes"

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15. "Let's play a game!" "Okay!" "The one-two-three wooden man is not allowed to move!" "You have moved!" "Because I am attracted to you."

16. "I have fallen in love with someone and decided to confess my love." "Oh, come on, then." "I stood at her door for a long time, afraid to knock on the door." "Don't be afraid, I support you." Then can you come and open the door?"

17. "Dream and me, choose one" "Dream" "..." "The dream is to have you"

18. "Tell me your love story." "Well...my love story." "It's all you."

19. "I know three people like you" "Who is it?" "My, my, my, my, my~"

20. "This selfie is really ugly." "Yeah." "Not even one-tenth as beautiful as you in person."

21 , "Guess what I am doing" "What I am doing" "Thinking about life" "Why do you think about life every time" "You are in the life I am thinking about this time"

22. "I am 9 you are What?" "..." "Wrong, you are 3" "Why" "Because besides you, I am still you" Dirty and flirty routine of flirting with people 2

(1) "See you I changed to a vegetarian diet when it came to you." "Why? "Because you are my type"

(2) "Do you like reading?" "Love to watch" "Well, uncle likes you too." "

(3) "There are 100 ways to be sweet, do you know? "I don't know." "Eating sweets, cakes, and missing you 98 times a day."

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(4) "I have someone I like! "Who is it?" "Do you want to see his photo?" "Okay" turn on the camera and take a selfie "Look"

(5) "I am cold and cold and never reply to others immediately." "Then you should reply to me immediately." "Because in my heart, you are no one else." "

(6) "Do you know what day it was yesterday? "What day?" ""It's the day I've been in love with you"

(7) "If you like someone, you can't eat it as food" "..." "But if you like someone, you can make the food delicious"

(8) “The sum of the first term plus the last term multiplied by two is divided by two. ""what? ""Seek peace. ”

(9) “Every time I say I will never pay attention to you again and let you go” “Don’t believe it” “Do I look like the kind of principled person?” "

(10) "Is there an airport nearby?" "No" "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"

(11) "Today Don't close the window at night. "Why" "I want to sneak into your dream." "

(12) "I finally know why I am single. "Why wow?" "To wait to meet you now." ”

(13) “I don’t think you can say forever to your lover” “What should I say?” “Be with you every moment”

(14) “You Can you tell me who you like? "Who do you care?" "Not you!" "If you lie to me, will you die?" "I lied, you are not dead!" ”

(15) “There is nothing valuable in my house” “The only one who can take it out is me” “I will give it to you generously without having to pay it back”

(10 6) "I just want to close my eyes" "Why" "All I see is you"

(17) "We don't need to turn on the lights at night when we are together" "Why?" "Because you can shine~"

(18) "Do you prefer cats or dogs?" "Cat" "Meow" "Dog" "Woof"

(19) "Do you know who you look like?" "Who?" "My man." "

(Twenty) "No matter where you are" "The wind blows through me" "I will hug you for me"

(Twenty-one) "Let's cooperate" "Cooperation for what? ""The rest of my life"

(Twenty-two) "Winter is coming soon" "That's right" "Then why don't you confess your love to me soon, otherwise no one will warm your hands when it gets cold? Wronged. "

(Twenty-three) "Dear, do you know why eating too much salt makes you salty? "Because salt itself is salty." "Because when I am free, I have more time to think about you." ”

(Twenty-four) “It’s so annoying that only three people I know like you” “Who is it?” “Me, me, me, me”

(Twenty-five) “Do you know why Descendant Sheri left one behind? "Stay to light up the world." "Wrong, leave one for us to show affection to." "

(Twenty-six) "Do you want to get rich overnight? "I want to" "I just want to hold you every night." ”

(Twenty-seven) “I can’t give you much” “Let me make an IOU” “How about spending the rest of my life repaying it”

(Twenty-eight) “I Can I accept my apology? "Did you do something bad again?" "I like you without permission." "

(Twenty-nine) "Hold me when you walk" "Why" "Didn't the teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child?"

(Thirty) "Guess What do I want to eat? "I don't know." "Looking at you crazily." Dirty and flirty routines 3 of flirting love words

1. Accidentally creating a big guy.

2. Wait, my eyes will fly over first.

3. Please give your orders to Daji, master.

4. I will treat you as the master.

5. Your body is my gym.

6. The beautiful man opposite is waiting for my harvest.

7. Li Kaichun, I, Wang Tiezhu, care about you very little.

8. The man on Mo is like jade, and the young master is unparalleled in the world.

9. Sorry? Then close your eyes.

10. What is the difference between a clean person and a salted fish?

11. Just feel aggrieved and come into my heart.

12. You want me to apologize, or you want me to confess.

13. I am too lazy to pay attention to you, but I fall into your arms.

14. I retreat to the garden and just want to grow strawberries with you.

15. I will not let you cry, except in bed.

16. I am afraid that I will be embarrassed if I see a real person.

17. My happiest thing is being your angel.

18. You are so busy, when will you have time to marry me?

19. I just want to do four things with you every day and eat three meals a day.

20. I don’t miss you at all. I miss you again at half past one.

21. You are no longer a child. You can’t cry if you can’t hold it anymore.

22. You should be a dream, and I should be a gust of wind.

23. Kiss you secretly, and then we blush together.

24. If it is suitable, go with the flow and it will be done.

25. With your IQ, I will never get tired of playing with you a thousand times.

26. If you make fun of me again, be careful that I break up with you!

27. Is there something on your face? A bit handsome.