Who has a short message about the weather forecast ~ funny

Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day from tonight to tomorrow. It is expected that I will continue to miss you this afternoon. Due to long-term depression, my mood will turn into a fantasy at night, which will reduce my mood by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

Weather forecast: it will turn sunny to cloudy today, with the highest temperature shorts and the lowest temperature trousers!