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Phone records with "Cherish" Matchmaker

I just got an interview call from zhenai, which is very interesting. I sorted out the chat records and sent them to you for your reference or just for fun.

"Hello, Mr. X, I am a matchmaker in zhenai. Are you off duty? "

"Oh, I'm off work."

"Have you had dinner?"

"I'm eating." (Swallow sound here)

"I'm really sorry to bother you. Is it convenient to talk now? " The quality of matchmaker is still good. )

"Never mind, please go ahead."

"Well, now you meet the requirements of female members of our member center. I want to know some details about you now. If there is no problem, I will arrange for you to meet this female member for free. "

(Attention, everyone, there are contradictions here, with special emphasis on the word free. )

I have received a precious message before, saying that she is a girl four years younger than me. She has a good reputation, cares about her family, is gentle and kind, and her requirements match me very well. This short message is the premise, but please note that the above words are the original short message, not what I relayed. )

"May I ask two questions first?"

"Go ahead."

"First, you saw a WeChat single dating group two days ago and got my information when you applied to join, but I remember only filling in my gender, age, income, height, marital status, other similar jobs, hobbies and so on. How do you know that I meet the requirements of this female member? "

"Oh, oh, yes. What she wants now is a man about your age. All aspects are basically consistent. If appropriate, we will arrange a free meeting later. "

(irrelevant answer, emphasize the word free again)

"Second, why did the text message say that the age is four years younger than me, not the exact age? The description is also vague. It looks as if this short message was sent in groups. After all, four years younger seems to be suitable for that age group. On the other hand, female users who have registered your platform information should have clear marriage needs. I really can't understand why a girl of 2 1 year old has such an urgent need for marriage. "

"Oh, you are 25 years old (there is laughter here, and she can't help it). We are talking about imaginary age here, so the girl should be 22 years old (the voice is a bit uncertain). "

"Well, I'm calling you just to know your detailed personal information. If it is suitable, we will arrange a free meeting afterwards. In addition, we have confidentiality measures for member information. Every member has passed the real-name authentication of ID card, but now it is definitely not possible to disclose detailed information (referring to girls), which is also a kind of protection for both members. "

"Let me talk about it. Since I applied to join the singles group, this demand must be there. Let's just say that if I really find the other half through your platform, I naturally have to pay some fees, but if only a few group messages let me pay to register as a member, I'm afraid I really don't have this idea. "

"So you think you have no idea of getting married for the time being?" (She is stealing the concept)

"I didn't feel the sincerity of your platform."

"Well, is it convenient for me to ask two more questions?"

"Go ahead."

"First, if I apply for membership, will you be responsible for meeting this girl later?"

"After you complete the certification, we will have a professional matchmaker teacher to provide you with one-on-one service. They have studied psychology, helped many couples, and have rich experience ... "

"Would you please listen to me?"

" "

"Second, if there is a blind date, is it designated by you (referring to the platform)?"

"yes."

"Well, since you have answered these two questions, is it necessary for us to continue talking?"

"I don't quite understand what you mean."

"Do you want me to be clear?"

"Then please make it clear."

"The first point is that you don't continue to be responsible, that is to say, the relationship before and after paying money is completely two attitudes. Although I am satisfied with your service attitude, it does not mean that you can have such service after paying the money. In other words, you are a businessman, and the real matchmaker's attitude is hard to say. Do you want me to say the second point? "

"Go ahead."

"Since the location is up to you, and this short message is so vague and even contradictory, I have every reason to suspect that 80% of the meetings are wedding trays or wine trays."

"I think you can learn more about our business. We are also very close to you here. I hope you can come offline when you are free, and we will have a special person to be responsible for you and explain the business. " To my surprise, she didn't become angry from embarrassment, which made me doubt the business she promoted, but I still have a good impression on her. )

"Well, that's it. Thanks for calling."

"Well ... (she paused), it doesn't matter, this is what we should do. You are always welcome to visit. "

"Well, goodbye."

"goodbye"

In fact, I was much ruder than her in the second half, because at that time I decided that she was trying to trick me into applying for membership, especially in this SMS mode. I feel that she is discriminating against single dog, lacking basic IQ and judgment, and a little angry. However, her attitude is still very good, so that when I send a screenshot, I delete her job number first. In short, it's up to you to judge whether it's true or not. I just shared a short story in my life, that's all)