Humor, funny jokes, short sentences, friends circle selection

If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend? In a simple and boring life, I will often share some good sentences, famous sayings, heartfelt words and so on. I can publish some sentences to express my mood at the moment. What kind of sentences can avoid stepping on thunder? The following is my carefully arranged "humorous paragraphs and short sentences sent to friends circle" for your reference and use. Please collect and share.

Humorous joke short sentences are sent to a circle of friends (article 1) 1. I was wandering in the street last night and saw your mother slip away in the street.

There are so many classes like * * that I don't know the name even if I attend them every day.

You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may pull out your knife and cut me.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

5. Silly Yanjun, you are getting impure ... Don't drink pure milk in the future.

6. You can lose face without laughing, because you have no face to lose weight.

7. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

8. Sister is digging for gold, don't make any noise! How to dig for gold when you don't want to keep silent?

9. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

10, I'm beginning to understand that taking part in accidental amusement, although it's mostly dew love, it doesn't matter, where did you get so many lives?

1 1. I miss you during holidays.

12, don't think that you can put a gourd doll with shit on your head. .

13, birth needs to be queued, and death can cut in line.

14, I feel that I have lost my memory. As soon as I entered the mall, I forgot the fact that I had no money.

Life is actually very simple, but we always make it complicated unconsciously.

16, be my girlfriend, and I'll give you the seat of kindergarten elder sister.

17. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

18, long handsome does not depend on parents, and living handsome is the real skill.

Humorous jokes and short sentences are sent to the circle of friends (Part II) 19. True love is not afraid of the test of distance, I believe it is at the top.

20. I wish China prosperity, people's well-being, peace in the world with three songs, happiness in life with four dances, five liters of wealth, and a happy New Year with six grades.

2 1, I've always wanted to become a monk, but I can't let go of one thing. -No girlfriend yet.

22. After many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

23. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

24. Winter has gone, spring has come, you have come, he has left, and you have to be sad again. I hope you don't think too much, he is gone, and I will take care of you until you come back to him! Dear, Happy New Year!

25. Do you know why I get up early every morning? Then I will say to myself, I haven't finished my special homework yet.

Stay up as late as you want. I lie in bed because I have no money. I can save a meal. This is a meal.

27. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

28. What is April Fool's Day confession? Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king. In case of rejection, it can be said. I was just possessed by a ghost. ......

No matter how poor his life is, the poet will never be crushed, but a misprint will kill him.

30, life is ruthless, how can there be a trace of fantasy and hope?

3 1, non-mainstream is either bowing its head or covering its mouth. Can you change anything?

32. The ship can temporarily berth, but the sail can't stop choosing the direction.

33, don't always give me a favor, oh, don't chat with me will make you * *.

34. The Year of the Sheep has gone and arrived. Pick a thousand stars to light your way, plant a thousand roses to make you intoxicated every day, fold a thousand paper cranes to fly for you, sing a thousand songs to wish you luck and worry-free, and compile a thousand short messages to make you warm and romantic. Good luck in the Year of the Sheep!

35. You accidentally met Altman when you were shopping in the morning. He said that dinosaurs were not extinct.

36, ah ~, suddenly found that "you are safe, the sky will be fine" is a cruel curse.

Humorous jokes and short sentences are sent to friends circle (Article 3) 37. I shouldn't have failed, but I failed happily, and there was more than one.

38. I also hope to see the sea at my doorstep one day.

Don't pose in front of me next time. I'm afraid I can't help throwing away my camera.

40. Cowardice will only bring humble sympathy to others.

4 1, the world laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the world for seeing it so quickly.

42. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

43. Sometimes a lie is like a line, which can only be said by memorizing it.

44. Be sure to have a few friends of the opposite sex. No fantasy is the key time to help you out.

45. When human beings think, God smiles. The boss gets angry when subordinates think about it. Children think, adults worry.

46. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

47. What I think most about at work is what to do after work, and what I think most about after work is not knowing what to do.

48. A lie is like a crystal ball. The surface looks beautiful. Once all illusions are broken, they will be exposed.

49. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

50. The whole class sleeps, the game teams up after school, the whole class collapses at the end of the term, and the exam is not held.

5 1, flowers don't bloom often, and youth doesn't exist often. Get in love while you are still young.

52. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life. Then just sing a play.

53. Of course, you have to buy a house before you get married. It is said that if you catch a thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to accompany you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!