Everyday unreasonable copywriting

1. You always think that some people are lazy, and you make it sound as if you can really do something great if you are diligent.

2. Go out to bask in the sun again. If it gets darker, no one will call you an idiot.

3. When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

4. I'm ugly, but I'm not as free as you are.

5. Spring breeze is ten miles, Xia Feng is a hundred miles, autumn wind is a thousand miles, and winter wind is Wan Li, which are not as good as you.

6. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

7. put away your cowardice and show your domineering. when you fall, there is no one to help you, and there are plenty of animals watching your jokes.

8. Do you think the person you like is the person you like? Liking is always a misunderstanding.

9. When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You took me as a topic of discussion, but I thought you were nothing.

1. Good-looking people have youth, and you only have acne!

11. You are a descendant of Archimedes, right? You are so good at wrangling.

12. You are young, but your weight is not light. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. It's ugly, but it's beautiful.

13. I like clean people, but I don't like stupid people. There are two concepts: scheming and having brains.

14. Do you live by the sea? It's so wide.

15. There are two kinds of people's looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong to the middle one, so ugly.

16. I am not a person who is willing to fight for it, because I always feel that all that can be taken away is garbage.

17. Even if I am full of shortcomings, I don't need your advice.

18. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think it doesn't matter if there are three layers outside your face.

19. hypocrite, don't tell me you're sorry. You're the best apology!

2. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on your face can kill flies.

21. I am polite to you, hoping that you can get along with me in the same way, instead of watching you push your luck.

22. Don't mess with me. It's not that you can't mess with me, but that I despise you.

23. I want to swear today, so I won't scold you.

24. What do you say when I like you, and what do you say when I don't like you?