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A young couple's 30-day life after divorce (even tears after reading it)

What's your name? Is there no shower curtain between us? What can I see about you? It's not the first time I've come in to relieve myself while you're taking a shower. Is it so exaggerated? Besides, I have observed your body for three years, and I know what it is like to close your eyes. Is it worth peeking at? ""You ... "She was speechless with anger.

I didn't understand the simple truth of "cherish the present" until 30 days after my divorce.

Life really can't go on Divorce is the wisest choice for us, and it doesn't drag down the children anyway. On the third day after I said the word divorce, we went out to do it.

She is my college classmate. We have been in love for three years, and we have been together for another three years.

There's only one problem. After the divorce, we must live together until she finds a new place to live.

I feel funny when I think about it myself. When in love, we are pure. Although we are not just holding hands and hugging, we have never dared to try such a thing as cohabitation. I didn't expect to divorce now, but I caught up with the new trend.

In a one-bedroom house, two men and women who are no longer husband and wife live together, which is particularly awkward.

The first night, I took a set of bedding and spread it on the sofa.

What a comfortable sleep on the first night! What a wonderful night without anyone nagging! It's just that if our sofa is a fabric sofa, this wooden sofa makes my neck a little sore when I wake up in the morning.

At the door of the bathroom, I heard the sound of water rushing inside. I don't know when this smelly woman got into the bad habit of taking a bath before going to bed at night and after getting up in the morning. Forget it, forget it, I'm used to it anyway. I'll push the door in. I just lifted the toilet to get ready, but I didn't expect her to scream.

Early in the morning, not a ghost. What do you mean? I was scared to pee back. "Can't you see I'm taking a bath? Are you a man? Did a man come in to relieve himself while the woman was taking a bath? " She lifted the shower curtain, wrapped herself in a bath towel with one hand, and pointed her finger at my nose with the other and began to scold.

"What's your name? Is there no shower curtain between us? What can I see about you? It's not the first time I've come in to relieve myself while you're taking a shower. Is it so exaggerated? Besides, I have observed your body for three years, and I know what it is like to close your eyes. Is it worth peeking at? "

"You ..." She was speechless with anger. I ran out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel and heard the bedroom door slam.

Bitch! With your smelly temper, see who will dare to want you in the future!

After washing my hands, I went to the bedroom. The clothes I wore to work today are still hanging in the cupboard. The dead woman locked the bedroom door. After knocking on the door for a long time, I finally got a reply. I am getting dressed!

Forget it. I'm divorced anyway. Let her go.

It was half an hour before she came out, but she was well dressed, with red lips and white skin. Unfortunately, when she went out, she gave me a hard look and ruined her image. Because of this half hour, I was late for work for the first time.

After work, I loitered in the street to kill time. Although boring, it's better than looking at her face. So I stayed until nine o'clock. I ate noodles at the corner and went home.

She was sitting in the living room when I entered the room. I was still smiling when I came in. I sat down in front of her hesitantly. Oh, my god She really made me a cup of tea.

What medicine does she sell in the gourd? I thought of a sentence: the smile hides the knife.

"Today, I thought about it carefully. We are not husband and wife now. Although I'm borrowing your house for a month, I think it's better for us to agree on three chapters in order to avoid unnecessary embarrassment and misunderstanding this month. "

With that, she gently picked up a piece of paper and waved it in front of me. "Look, if there is no opinion, then sign it, one for each of us."

I picked up the paper and looked at it.

Article 1: when one party uses the bathroom, the other party shall not enter it under any excuse;

Article 2: One party shall not touch the other party's body under any pretext;

……

I counted, and there are as many as 26 sizes.

"No problem, please sign it." She even prepared a pen.

I was going to be angry with her, but there was no need to think about it. Anyway, a month at most, just be patient. I gave her a cold look, picked up a pen and waved my name.

"By the way, in return for your signature, I will continue to cook for you during our cohabitation."

With this treaty, the days are really tight. In the first few days, I felt that everything I did was bound. Besides, I continued to wander outside, looking for a place to eat. Hum, do you think I'll appreciate cooking for me? Go to the beauty salon!

I won't eat your food for a month, see if I will starve to death! Alas, that's the way it is, but every time I stroll around, I still envy the smell of other people's food.

A week without incident.

One day when I came in, she was about to go out.

"Go out?" I pretend to ask casually, but I don't like her wearing perfume when she goes out so late. "Yes, Bell said he would introduce me to a friend tonight. Look at the clothes I just bought today, not bad? " She stood in front of the mirror and studied herself carefully.

"Yes, very good. This is the best way to catch a fool. " A fool can see that what I said is not good.

You! Her face began to show disgust for me again. However, she smiled hypocritically instead.

"Yes, anyway, I am single now. Even if I'm fishing for an idiot, I still have the right. Someone will always cherish me. You are not young, you should consider your own happiness. " She glared at me.

"Then I wish you a big fool tonight! If someone gives you a villa, you can stay for two days. " "Hey, talk how so sour? You're not watching me go out and be jealous, are you? " She ha ha laugh.

"Come on, come on, don't stand in my eyes!" I opened the door for her conveniently. She squinted at me and went out. Even gave me a hum when I went out. I slammed the door.

No one was in the way, so I started chatting with my sister online. I bought a set of Pisces from the day before yesterday, which is specially used to prevent screen monitoring, keyboard and mouse records, chat records from being peeked, etc. With this, I feel much more at ease. Finally nobody cares about surfing the internet, hehe.

Why are you so depressed? Am I really jealous? Haha, I'm laughing at myself. Why do you think so? But I filed for divorce!

About two hours later, she came back. Besides, when walking in front of me, I saw that her face was very poor. She went straight back to the bedroom and didn't even come out to take a shower.

She came back in a bad mood, but I was in a good mood. Hey hey, you deserve to go out, I fell asleep happily.

In the middle of the night, I was awakened by her screams. Just remembered to see what was going on, I saw her rushing out in her pajamas, jumping on the sofa and holding my neck trembling. "What's the matter?" I patted her on the back and asked. "Cockroach ..." As soon as she said these two words, I understood.

Although this woman is fierce to me, she is naturally afraid of small animals, such as cockroaches, mice, cats and dogs. She barks for a long time every time she appears, which makes me want to get a puppy.

"Hey, don't be afraid." I comforted her as usual and went into the room to wipe her ass. I searched the room for a long time, but found no trace of cockroaches, so I had to come back.

As soon as I sat on the sofa, she put her arms around my neck again. "Did you kill him?" Tears were scared from her face, but in the night, she felt like a pear flower with rain. "Well, I killed him. Don't be afraid, go back to sleep, everyone will go to work tomorrow. "

I lied to her. Because I know that if I don't say I didn't find it, I will be forced by her to find it again. Then I don't expect to sleep. "I'm afraid, I won't go back to sleep."

"You forget that we have divorced. Besides, you also violated the second of the three chapters of our agreement. You touched my body first. " My tone is cold. Hum, I told you to go out fishing for fools at night, and you didn't think of me until you saw cockroaches.

Hearing my words, she paused, bit her lip and said "I'm sorry" and ran back to the room. The door slammed again.

I sat for a long time and suddenly gave myself a big mouth.

I slept on the sofa, but I was not sleepy at all. There was a faint sound of her crying in the room. Go in or not? I hesitated, and I gave myself a big mouth. If it's a man, I'll go in!

I opened the door of the room and saw her crying under the quilt. I sat by the bed, pulled open the quilt and asked her softly what was wrong. To tell the truth, I was really distressed to see the tears on her face.

"What are you doing here? Aren't we divorced? I don't want you to care about me! Get out, get out! " She screamed at me hysterically and picked up a pillow and hit me. "I'm sorry, I just put my foot in my mouth. Will you forgive me? "

I don't care what she is for, I still insist on holding her in my arms and gently kissing the tears on her face. She stopped growling at me, hugged my neck and began to cry endlessly.

Finally, she cried and said something that made her unhappy tonight. It turned out that the man introduced to her by her broken sister Ling turned out to be an old man in Taiwan Province Province, and it didn't take long for her to sit down and start work. Ling even advised her that you were divorced anyway, so you had to follow the old man.

"I'm divorced, is it shorter than others? Why do we want a divorce? " She cried and asked me, while pinching my neck.

I can't answer her question because I don't know the answer myself. Although her neck hurts, pinch it. I can't die anyway. I won't live together again, and I won't have a chance to be pinched by her.

Finally, we were all tired and fell asleep.

When I woke up, the sun had already come out. I still hold her, and she still holds my neck.

I dare not move, for fear that I might disturb her dream. It seems that I haven't felt this way for many years. The longer two people spend together, the less they feel when they wake up in the morning.

Think about the old days, almost all of us woke up in a hurry, complaining to each other and packing up for work. Between us, why did we come to this step today? What is the reason?

She woke up, too.

After waking up, she suddenly realized something, let go of the hand holding my neck, and her face was a little shy. "Good morning!

I also quickly let go of her hand and hurried out of bed.

"Last night ..."

"There was nothing last night. Get up and wash, or you'll be late for work. "

After this night, I feel that our relationship has also undergone subtle changes. When I got off work, I saw a seller of begonia cakes on the roadside. I remembered that this was a specialty of her hometown, so I bought some casually. Just after buying it, I don't know whether to go home now or hang out as before to kill time.

"Sir, it tastes best when it's fresh, but it doesn't taste good after a long time." The peddler took special care of me when I was looking for money.

I crustily skin of head came home and she was cooking.

"Well ... I bought you an apple cake. I saw it just after work. " I faltered and explained to her who was busy in the kitchen.

She came out happily, picked up a piece and began to eat. "Go and wash your hands, the food is ready."

Facing the food on the table, my heart is sour.

Counting the days, I have lived outside for more than twenty days. The food she cooked is really delicious.

"Eat."

I picked up the bowl chopsticks.

……

"Eat slowly, don't choke. Come, have a bowl of soup. " She brought me a bowl of soup.

"This dish is quite fresh. Have a piece. " She gave me a pair of chopsticks.

"You have lost a lot of weight recently. Don't eat out in the future. Expensive and nutritious. Go home for dinner. "

……

After dinner, I scrambled to clean up.

"Come on, get married for so long, also didn't see you tidy up. I'd better come. "

"I ..."

"It's okay, I'm used to it. Go and watch TV, and I'll pack it up in a minute. "

I made myself a cup of tea and another for her.

She finished washing clothes and sat down next to me. I quickly brought the boiled water.

"What program do you want to watch?" I asked her with the remote control.

"Why are you so polite today? I'm too polite to be used to it. " She giggled.

I touched my head shyly. "Was I bad before?"

"Not good? Nobody says you are bad, but you are lazy. Now that we're divorced, you forgot to do your own laundry. You don't want to think, who washes your clothes every day? In the future, you must learn to take care of yourself! "

"Divorce ... Yes, we are divorced." I stopped talking silently.

She also fell silent.

That night, we sat together and watched TV for three hours. We didn't talk or change the channel, but I don't remember what I saw.

30 days will come soon. On this day, after dinner, she told me that she had found a house and could move on Sunday. My heart immediately became very empty.

Saturday arrived soon, and I sat on the sofa and watched her come and go packing.

The room looks messy, but the air feels quiet. We didn't talk. What will she leave behind? I suddenly want to know. However, I didn't ask.

"You pack up slowly and I'll go out for a walk." I walked out of the door before she could answer.

The sky outside is very blue, much like the day when I flew a kite three years ago. The sunshine outside is very weak. Did you warm us three years ago? There are many lovers outside the house, and we have been so sweet for three years …

"Mom, uncle is crying." A child beside me cried.

I wiped my eyes and forced a smile. "Uncle was fascinated by the sand."

I smiled at myself, found a direction, and left casually.

Until the evening, I was still wandering outside.

The phone rang, and it was her short message: "The food is ready, let's eat for the last time."

I ran home at once.

There is no light in the room. She lit the candle on the dining table. There is plenty of food and a bottle of red wine.

She is wearing the black lace skirt I bought her when I got married.

"We have been married for three years and haven't had a drink together. I'm leaving after tonight. Shall we have a drink? " She poured me wine as she spoke. "fuck." I lifted the cup.

We didn't say anything, what else can we say? No amount of words can change the outcome of tomorrow. Forget it, forget it, drink and eat vegetables. Better be drunk. When I woke up, she had already left. Isn't her leaving exactly what I've been looking forward to? Didn't I always hate this nagging bitch? I should be happy!

No matter how late I watch the ball game, no one will scold me and tell me to sleep. How cool! I sleep without washing my feet, and no one thinks I'm dirty. How beautiful! I have no reason to be unhappy! Just, why is this wine bitter in your mouth?

"I have put your clothes away and put them in the cupboard. Underwear and socks are in the drawer under the bed. Your stomach is not good. If you must stay up late, remember to get yourself something to eat. I bought some food in the refrigerator. You should learn to cook slowly and don't always eat out. Pay attention to nutrition when eating, and don't always make do. I put our passbook in the bedside table, with more than 30 thousand yuan on it. Our bank on the corner pays the monthly telephone, gas, water and electricity bills. This is a card. Please keep it safe and don't miss it then.

I have also remitted the money sent to your parents this month. You should remember to remit money to them on time in the future. Call home more if you have nothing to do. My parents miss you very much. I called them today, and my father said that the mobile phone was broken. I bought him a new mobile phone in Huantehao Mall and sent it back by courier. Dad's leg rheumatism has been a bit serious recently. I'm afraid the medicine we bought him last time is running out. This is the name and address of the medicine. Remember to buy some tomorrow and send them back by express.

I didn't tell them we were divorced. You can tell them when you have a chance to think it over. Whatever your father says about you, remember not to make him angry. This is the sweater I bought for my parents. Please return it together tomorrow. "

She told me the same thing. I wish I could remember everything myself, but I wish I didn't remember anything. I suddenly feel like an idiot. I have lived in this family for three years, and now I feel very strange. I'm starting to get scared. I don't know if I can live alone.

"This is the ring my mother gave me when we got married. This is your family heirloom. I won't take it with me. Please say sorry to my mother. " A bright green jade ring was placed in front of me, and its light was so strong that my eyes began to sting. "What I took was agreed when we divorced."

She stood up, looked around, smiled and said, "Is there anything you don't understand?"

Is there anything I don't understand? I don't know anything. All I know is that when I wanted her to stay the most, she was leaving. She always said that I didn't look like a man, which I always thought was an insult to me. I finally understand now that I am really not a man, and I squander the happiness and stability she gave me like a child.

"If you have nothing to ask, let's have a rest. You sleep in the room and I sleep on the sofa tonight. Tomorrow morning, people from the moving company will come to move. I stayed here for an extra month, which was enough trouble for you. You can sleep in your room tomorrow morning, so that you can disturb it less. "

I didn't know what I should do, but I nodded blankly to her, walked into the room and closed the door.

I looked at the ceiling all night.

The morning sun shines in.

I heard a knock at the door, I heard something moving, and I heard her tell the workers to "be quiet". It's just that I can't hear my heartbeat.

She knocked at the door, but I didn't move.

"I'm leaving. I'll take care of myself in the future." She didn't come in and whispered through the door.

I heard the door close.

I never heard any sound again.

Why are we getting divorced? Why are we getting divorced?

"Remember to come back and play when you are free!" I heard my neighbor's voice.

Are you still not a man? A voice in my heart is yelling at me.

You are a man, it's not too late for you to go after her!

I rolled down from the bed and ran to the window and shouted, "Wait a minute, don't go yet!" " "

I rushed downstairs, I want to be a man!

She stood by the car and smiled at me. After a long time, she whispered, "Thank you for coming down to see me off." There are tears in the corner of her eyes.

"What shall I do when you leave?" I grabbed her arm and asked her:

"We are divorced."

"I don't want you to go now. I can't live without you. " I yelled at myself and begged her.

"You mentioned divorce."

"I know I was wrong, please forgive me once, ok? I beg you! "

"How can a man cry in front of so many people?" She wiped away my tears with her hand. Her fingers are cold.

"As long as you come back, I don't want to be a man!"

"We have been together for six years, and you haven't cared about me since we got married. You haven't asked me what I want or what I think. You feel nagging when I talk to you; I want you to feel at home, and you say my life is boring. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I have lived with you for three years, and I am very tired. I love you, but you know, I have worked so hard to maintain this love! "

"I'm sorry, give me another chance, let's start again, ok? I missed a lot, and I don't want to make any more mistakes. You love me. If you love me, don't go, okay? " My heart hurts. Why did I finally say such a thing?

"We are divorced. You want me back unless you propose to me now. " She has a strange expression on her face.

"Well, I propose. I beg you to marry me again! " I got down on one knee and proposed to her for the second time.

"You need a rose and a ring to propose. Do you? "

Ross! The ring! Oh, my God, where can we find it now?

"Our second girl just received a bunch of roses last night, silly boy, go and get it." My neighbor yelled at me. I remembered the jade ring handed down from my family!

I rushed upstairs, broke into my neighbor's house and came out with the bouquet of roses. When I got home, I couldn't find the jade ring!

Why? Why is God so hard on me? Ring, where the hell are you?

I was rummaging through it in a hurry. She went upstairs. Behind her, followed by a bunch of watching neighbors.

I grabbed her and stuffed the rose into her arms. "I can't find the ring. Would you please promise me first? "

She burst out laughing and took out a black velvet box from her bag. Slowly open it, and a glittering jade ring stands there.

"Sorry, I seem to have taken one more thing." She threw herself into my arms and smiled.

What you can't get is always the best.

however

Dear,

If you get it, you have it.

Will you be satisfied?

Do what you are doing.

Cherish now!

Don't wait until you lose it to know how to cherish it. Some people can get it back, and some people will lose it forever. Don't regret your mistakes all your life. ......

Hello, I am the angel of love: Wang Xinyi Meimei. ,

Jia

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