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Cool 1 1 What should I say to my girlfriend?

1, sunshine, moonlight and starlight, may every ray of light bring you health and happiness; God stick, fairy stick and human stick, may each stick bring you good luck and happiness; May every festival bring you relaxation and happiness before, during and after the festival. On Singles' Day, may God of Wealth take care of you every day and live a sweet and happy life!

2. Stop "trying to be brave", let "loneliness" retreat, call "companions" to play, cheer for "sharing" and see the score of "happiness". Travel through the time and space of bachelors and shake hands with your partner. On Singles' Day, may the bachelors be in pairs, and the dragons and phoenixes will be auspicious.

3. The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the nearest visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is here, I wish you more handsome!

4. Being single is actually good. You don't have to cook and buy food. When you are hungry, you can order a takeaway. There is no obstacle. It's just that your parents blame you, and your mood is really helpless. You just have to wait hard and wait for true love. I hope that my dish can be irrigated by love, and I will take my feet forward as soon as possible, beyond being single. You and I are both single, and "streaking" is no longer a "leftover woman"! Happy Singles Day!

5, bachelor is not a crime, no one to accompany. It's hard to remember happiness when a person is drunk. In pairs, how precious love is. Find a bosom friend and line up happily. Singles' Day is here. I wish you a couple soon!

6, Singles Day taboo "one", talk and do things must be doubled. You need two short messages, one for sending and one for hiding; Eat two bowls, eat a bowl and see a bowl; Two cups of tea, one for you and one for me. Both of them are lucky, and the bachelor is happy.

7. Singles Day is coming. SMS to remind you: Singles Day is still ten days away. Single friends should find a partner as soon as possible. Men should strive to be "streaking" and women should strive to be "blind". The days of "recovery" are no longer coming. Singles' Day is coming!

8. I am proud that I am single, and others date me to sleep. It's good to be in pairs, but rivers and lakes are easy to get separated. It is the right way to get drunk and follow your heart. Happy holidays!

9. Singles Day, I have no vision, no one wants three meals, and I am alone in the four seasons. Five winters and six summers are bitter and sleepy for a long time. I am thirsty and love; 11.11Singles' Day, the sun is hard to see in a hundred years. I wish you good health, find a lover as soon as possible, and end the single complaint!

10 There is a loneliness called "the second cup is half price", a loneliness called solitude, a helplessness called lovers' seat, and a sadness called Singles' Day again. 11.11Singles' Day, I wish you to get rid of the "light" as soon as possible and get married immediately!