Teasing funny "curse" text messages

Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully, "If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?" ! ! "

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There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli. ! "

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Don't get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, "Are you a brother?" Brother did it! ! "

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I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

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If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

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I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You replied: "I brought paper this time! ! "

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Miss you, is a very happy thing; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

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Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "Little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!" " ! "

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It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung your jade photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly.

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Couples in western countries always divorce because their lover is a baby. Look at the old man under the moon in China. They are experienced, so China's marriage lasts longer. When carrot saw the customer, he respectfully handed in his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked, why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrots have a thin waist. "People haha!"

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Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your thick skin made me live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

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Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

13。 The sky is so clear, the sun is so brilliant, and the sea is so boundless. You were standing on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick: "Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! ! "

14. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save you. . .

15. I used to be an angel, really! Before the arrival of the world, God kindly said to you, "Go, son, you were born to make up the exam ..."

16. Do you know why you and I are so predestined friends? Because we have known each other for thousands of years, and you bit my arm, and everyone knows it. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

17. Are you asleep? Pigs go to bed so early. 1 Still rising? Dogs are always so energetic. 1 Want to curse? Monkeys are always less patient than people! Want to hit me? Bears are always so violent! Just ignore me? Hum, that's the style of the tortoise!

18. In my eyes, you always look carefree. You always like to eat and sleep ... I really envy you sometimes! Alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

19. When I heard that you were trafficked, I was really scared. Although you grew up with dementia, you are harmless to the world. Who would be so bold and capable? Then you sell it. I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!

20. You have changed. Really, it's only been a few days, and you make me feel so strange and heartache. Is this still you? I can't believe how such a cute little tadpole turned into such a big toad!

2 1. Send you 12 Zodiac. I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and looks like a pig!

22. I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you, whether I care about you, whether I care about you as much as I care about you. Look at you!

23. It's rainy and humid, and I feel so wet ... Every night, you just stare at the cold window. I came over and said to you gently, "Wang Cai, go in, the person who gave the bones won't come today.".

24. Inspiration from finding a monkey: I lost a little hairy monkey. Features: dirty, runny nose, with a mobile phone, can read text messages. If I love monkeys, I will reply to my master quickly! Master misses you so much!

25. I told my mother: I like you! After spending so much time with you, I feel I can't live without you. I want you to come to my house every day to accompany me! But my mother didn't agree. She said: no dogs at home!

26. I changed my job, and now I work in a bank, not far from you. Come to me when you have time, call my name at the bank, and I'll know! I changed my name. That's too vulgar. My name is sister Qiang now.

27. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

28. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

29. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

I have been friends with you for so long, and you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. So, in the next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

3 1. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, pulling us together. What I want to say now is-what crime did I commit in my last life?

32. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

33. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

34. It is a pleasure to miss you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! However, lying to you is how to return a responsibility!

35. According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads read short messages with their thumbs! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!

36. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

37. If incense burned for one year can meet you, incense burned for three years can know you, and incense burned for 10 years can cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ.

38. The hunter found a pig, raised his shotgun and killed it. The hunter approached the pig, but the pig stood up. Do you know why? Can't guess? The pig is also wondering.

39. The rooster and hen hatch the chicks. There is something wrong with this chicken's thinking. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. Cock hen observes stupid chickens. Silly chicken is not paying attention, looking down at the mobile phone! ?

40. Please read aloud: When you lie on a plum tree, you smell the flowers, but when you lie on a branch, you hate it. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green. ?

Your smile is sweet, your anger is lovely, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart. Is it very touching? You pig.

4 1. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! ?

42. To test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Dianthus, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Lv, Dark Stone Passing through Chun Zhu. ?

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Q: Why don't they say hello?

Because they don't know each other. .

2: There was a fat man ... who jumped from a tall building ... What was the result?

Fat man. .

3: Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

Of course, the living are calling for help!

There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty, playing an idiom.

Cadence (cause: a sheep squats wrong)

5: When do you really want to drink soda?

When you are lonely, because who will you think of when you are lonely? (soda water)

6: Go to the toilet and type the name of a Hong Kong woman.

Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

7: All the pigs in the pigsty ran out and beat a male artist in Taiwan Province Province.

Wang Leehom (reason: vigorous development)

8. Building a house in Master Roshi (a health care product brand)

Gaizhonggai

9. Master Roshi demolished the house and rebuilt it (a health care product brand).

New cover and middle cover

10: Master Roshi keeps tearing down the house cover (a brand of health care products).

A huge energy shield

13, can you guess three words: an old hen and an old hen?

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Two chickens

Please guess five words for an old hen and an old hen.

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Or two chickens

13, then let an old hen and an old hen guess seven words.

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Idiots are two chickens.

A disgusting joke

1. When I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me, "Sixty years of hard work. I have no food, and I never spit out my nose. "

Second, there is a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands. So the rich sent them away. Only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."

A man saw a big sale in a shop and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time and finally had to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesman. "What can I do for you?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . .

6. On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came to ask for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late. The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. " Can you give me a straw?

Seven, boss, the second flight, the second airsickness, vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half a bag and throw up."

If you haven't spit it out, I have to admit that you are a master, so I will do my best-

One day, Big Brother and Second Brother went to the theater again, and when they saw that they were in the middle of an argument about the plot development, they made a bet. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and drank fifteen gulps. Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " "The second one shook his head." No, I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "

1. When my son was 4 years old, he saw a frog jumping. He jumped like this frog, jumped a few times, stood up and said, how tired! ! ! It's hard to be a frog, jumping like this every day. "

My colleague's son, less than 3 years old, once held him in front of the computer and saw a cute puppy jumping from left to right on the screen, and it disappeared on the far right. The boy really jumped off the chair and went to the monitor to look for the puppy ... He stared at me with big eyes and asked me with a puzzled face, "Where's the dog?" 」

My aunt just gave birth to a son last month. My cousin's daughter is almost 3 years old. I took her to see her son and pointed to the little baby who didn't open his eyes and said to her, this is your uncle. She was shocked, took two steps back and said firmly, impossible! How can he be my uncle!

When my little cousin was very young, I once took him as a guest. When he saw a little girl at the next table, he approached him. The little girl ignored him and sang "Sister takes a boat and brother walks ashore". The table is almost full of people.

The child's mother is very strict in family education. One day, the child was scolded again, so the child cried and said, "Mom, go to work." Mother said, "just go, don't worry about it!" " Mom, you'd better go on a business trip. I don't want to see you for a long time! 」

Respondent: zhuisi 086- assistant level 3 1-4 16:53.

Bedroom toilet

There are six rich people, a Japanese, a Russian, a French, a Norwegian, a German and an American.

They go shopping together. Being rich, they have little to buy. Only those strange things can attract their attention. It happened that the mall was hyping the art toilet that had just entered, and all six rich people stopped to watch it.

After reading it for a while, one of them suggested, "This novel toilet is really unusual. How about buying one to try? " Because everyone is rich, no one wants to fall behind. 45. Father: "Why are you so stupid? You are such a little pig! Ahem! Do you know what a pig is? " Son: "Yes, it's the son of a pig."

46. Girl: I always feel that your personality is exactly the same as when I was a child. Lover: Really? We are really made for each other. Girl: I used to lie when I was a child. Lover: …

47. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

48. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

49. The prisoner was shot. The first shot didn't go off because of the poor quality of the bullet, and then the second shot was fired. . . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, eldest brother, you strangled me! It's fucking horrible. .....

1, chest X-ray, as soon as one of my colleagues got on the X-ray machine, the doctor shouted to other doctors, "Come on, come on, I've been working for 20 years, and today I finally met one-look, the heart is growing on the right!"

Doctor: "Really ~"

At this time, my colleague turned his head from behind the X-ray machine and asked weakly, "No way, why didn't anyone tell me about Nie?"

"Mama of, who let you turn your back on me? Turn around! " Dizzy! ! !

2. Test your listening. Use headphones to make sounds with different volumes and frequencies, and test whether you can hear them. One of my colleagues can't hear anything. The doctor kept raising the volume, but he still couldn't hear. So the female doctor asked, "Have you ever had sex?" Suddenly, the room was silent ... my colleague blushed and had a thick neck and whispered, "Yes, but what does it matter?" ""Oh, I mean, are you a veteran? "I fainted again ~ ~ ~

Every year, the driver's license has to be reviewed by many nurses in military uniforms. Once a military guard touched my stomach-my liver was full for 3 minutes, and my face turned white with fear, especially fatty liver! The woman chuckled, took off her mask and looked at me with big eyes-it turned out to be one of many MM when I was young. Then we had a meal. She got married, and I drank too much. ...

4, primary school physical examination, another class of students to check the vital capacity, the doctor asked to wipe the mouth with alcohol cotton, referring to the mouth of the machine, as a result, this classmate wiped his mouth. In addition, I heard that the last short classmate stood late, and the first few were all big classmates. When the chest is X-rayed, the doctor works mechanically, one comes up, the light is turned on, and the next one is changed ... When it is his turn, the height of the machine has not changed, and the doctor thinks it is still high. As a result, when turning off the lights, he saw a big skull! Scare herself! !

Once in primary school, I was dizzy by penicillin and fell on the street. After being sent to the emergency room, I was unconscious. At that time, the female doctor pinched my ear with her finger, which was very painful. I thought it was a rescue method such as pinching people, so I silently endured it. As a result, the doctor said, "The child is dying, so he didn't respond when he squeezed it ..." My mother was so scared that she sat on the ground and cried!

6. Before graduating from high school, the teacher informed each student in advance to put their edges in a matchbox and take them to the hospital the next day. A male classmate went to the hospital the next day because he was not in when the teacher informed him. When I got to the gastroenterology department, the doctor gave my classmate a cotton swab and told him to go to the toilet ... It took nearly ten minutes for the classmate to come out of the toilet. The doctor went to the toilet door and asked, "Are you ready?" I only heard the boy inside answer in a very painful voice: "I can't pull it out!" " "At this time, I only saw the female doctor roll their eyes and shouted," Who let you really pull? Just stick a cotton swab in it! "Shit!"

7. A long time ago, one of my classmates stood in line to take X-rays. Suddenly, this guy exclaimed, "Come and see, why are there two steel wires in this guy's chest?" Even when I saw them, I almost fainted. Everyone should know that they are two "steel wires". Then, the X-ray room came out a millimeter, and the guy was still insisting. He greeted him. "Everyone saw two steel wires on your chest, okay?" MM seconds later, it was another slap in the face!

Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, 2 A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

8 1234567890 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut

14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.

18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

2 1 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

What's the name of a 25-day-old child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

What's the child's name? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d ugly egg

What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

Who will forget the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

4 1 Why does the rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

42. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.

The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

What doesn't spit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.

A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

Whose sea is 67? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

There was a bean in 7 1 and it fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

Who is 73 meters' mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).

Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

75 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins ~ {make a foodie} answer: chocolate bar

Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again and lost again. Answer: egg noodles.

As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.

I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {I made a foodie} Answer: chocolate chess (angry) cake.

Finally, the eggs and cakes went to the big brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.

Apologize for eggs and cakes, {play a foodie} Answer: fu chocolate.

Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)

How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra

Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

8 1 which historical figure is the most worth fighting? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).