Russia and Ukraine spoof short messages

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said there is nothing more stupid than a pig. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault! Please treat me to dinner quickly to soothe my lost heart!

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty!

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I can't sleep when I miss you. I asked you if you would like to fly with me. I was wrong to fall in love with you. If I forget you, I can't study. . . I saw a pig and was intoxicated by the text message!

Today, I talked to some friends about you. Some people say you are like a horse, others say you are like a sheep, and still others say you are like a sheep. . . They really went too far. I quarreled with them about it, and almost fought, because you obviously look like a pig!

Do you know that?/You know what? I have always been infatuated with you, missing your face, your lips and your ears. But I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "boss, give me half of that pig!" " "

Did you compromise? Are you lonely? Do you think it is not understood? Don't be sad, even if the whole world abandons you, my door is still open for you-Shenzhen state-owned pig factory.

Teach you a spell that makes you happy: (Mandarin) An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhi Chunzhu. . . Congratulations on learning the standard Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig!

Dogs are mathematical geniuses who chase meat buns in a straight line, pigs are gourmets who eat shit for dessert, cats are kings of love songs, and sheep are hairdressers who burn their hair. You are better than them, especially your appetite.

Tonight, the animals in the zoo have a party. Orioles sing, peacocks dance, orangutans and elephants perform skits, and tigers and cheetahs cross talk-hey, stupid pig, it's your turn. What are you still looking at?

A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, how can I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

You and hundreds of friends held demonstrations, demanding to improve the living environment, improve supporting facilities and build more amusement places. The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms!

When guests come to Africa, they are called hackers. Expressing your feelings is called estrus. Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness. If you die in an accident while driving under the influence of alcohol, you are called drunk. There are pigs like you, so they are called pigs!

Every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

Leader's Dining Speech: Rabbit (comrades)! This dog is full today, but this dog is full because there are too many pigs to feed you. ……

There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. There are so many people watching you fly!

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge ends here. See you tomorrow!

Some people say that you have a housing crisis, and he and I are worried to death. Don't doubt if you don't know the inside story. How can there be a housing crisis? The pigsty where you live is also a conjoined villa.

You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I feel that my love for you is deepening every day. That's because someone told me ... the price of piglets has gone up: you are valuable again!

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty.

Write your name on the paper. Write the capital letter M at the top of the first word, E at the left, W at the bottom, W at the bottom of the last word, and Q at the right. Connect the feet of each letter with an arc.

Although you have a pig's IQ in appearance, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded, but it is your fault that you often ask some mentally retarded questions to lower the IQ of others.

Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want to let his pig kill a few kilograms more!

You are happy, so I am happy, so you are happy. I am worried because you are thin, my hands are thin because you are sick, I smile because I am strong, and I am rich because I sold you ~ ~ ~ little pig!

If the leaves fall in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will wait for you in heaven; If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. He raises pigs well, really! "

I want to say goodbye to you. It breaks my heart to see your innocent face. Why did I really choose, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around, but my mother said, "pigs are not allowed in the city!" " Hmm. How interesting

Your happiness, I will build. I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer! Alas, it is not easy to feed pigs!

1234567, seven piglets were drying their bellies, and one of them was lost, which made people very anxious. They let the pig doll look around. It turns out that this little pig is too naughty, hiding in a dark corner, and is using his little pig's hoof to open the mobile phone to read the information. The boss of our old dormitory sent it to me.

Please don't look down, turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? You asked for it yourself You are a pig!

You are elegant. You come from far away with a bright smile, healthy skin and gentle heart, which makes people envy you for having a pair of holy wings. I am dizzy in this world, even pigs have become angels ~ vomiting blood.

Portrait of your life: At the age of ten, you can take a bath-pigs clean themselves; at the age of twenty, you can dress up-pigs are flourishing; at the age of thirty, you can work-pigs have a career; at the age of forty, you can have servants-pigs have servants; at the age of fifty, you can shoot-pigs throw things.

I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your intersection line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. As long as I'm in a straight line with you, I'll drive you into the pigsty!

The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time, let me remind you to put on more clothes, but you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet a beautiful day, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

Tea tastes strong until it is especially fragrant; It's a long way to go, and it's hard for Xiu Yuan to come: people should have deep feelings and love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this is not bad with a mobile phone!

Before, I only knew that pigs can't talk, so I knew how to hum, but then I met you, and I realized that you can hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

Baby pig's echo: you're glad you have to do this. People who belong to pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear. If you believe it is short, you can understand it. Li De is a pig, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.

Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds: it's cold, so put more grass in your nest!

Read it in Sichuan dialect: On the night of crossing the black area, Toulanhu jumped into the canal and threw Li to the ground, but risked you and others to save Motta. Because it has four axes, it doesn't live in a building!

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said passionately, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being as lazy as a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

You fought a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said, Grandma! The domestic pig still wants to fight the wild boar to death!

It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose? I want to be together forever, but uncle pol.ice said that pigs are not allowed in the city!

One day, Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! When Bajie came back from Guanyin, he asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is # #? Ha ha!

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked, why are you crying? I feel stupid, said the pig. Mother comforted him: don't cry, son, the person reading this message is more stupid than you!

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. Answer: Elephant.

A pair of lovers together is called very much in love, a pair of lovers together is called eternal knot concentric, and you are simple, you and a pig together are called pairs.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

It is said that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has always been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.

New signs of the animal world: ants Q B African elephants, lions selling mala Tang, mice playing with snakes, sharks and donkeys shopping, pigs are even crazier, pretending to be hooligans with mobile phones. Hey, look at you, sample!

I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people: "I'm not a pig."

You are a chubby little pig after receiving this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this email. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't come back, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If you store it, you will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?

Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snow-covered moon = Tender and sweet meteor+heartfelt words = Blessing you+Charcoal = fragrant suckling pig.

Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I looked up the proverb to know that a dead mouse is not cold!

Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, Cobra said to the elephant's nose, Come on, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig. By the way, this pig is called # #?

You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are ill, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig!

I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

I have always had a good impression on you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I won't sell this pig.

I miss you day after day, and I'm still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! Dead pigs can't sleep well. Go back to sleep after getting up.

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~

The weather changes for free, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

The falling rain makes me think a lot. To put it bluntly, I miss you. When the weather is fine, I will take you to the grassland, but it is agreed in advance that pigs are only allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to arch the ground!

In the past, there were countless friends, which is the coolest if you think about it. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were still eating grass in my pig shed, beside the tree, your tail kept swinging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!

I met you, and I was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose pig is so hungry?"

Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu and called out your name by a strange coincidence. From then on, I became the "GG Bond" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

I live such a life every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. There are so many people watching you fly!

Domestic pigs are kept at home, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Everyone who sees this message is a stupid pig. If the person who laughs is a stupid pig, the person who is angry is a fat pig, the person who ignores me is a dead pig, and the person who doesn't reply is even worse than a pig.

When I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!

I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the bar code scanner, and the screen shows: trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look at it, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!

You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me ... the price of pork has gone up, so you can get a good price!

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. You can't play a song called ..................., and your face is full of tears.

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "You can tell who a person is with by his taste." Before I finished, I saw that the pig despised you.

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tired. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you even have to pay for sending a message to a pig ~!

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope when you receive this message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arching, and you hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

A bean fell. It feels discouraged and depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pig encourages beans".

The pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is more stupid than you!

There are little raindrops floating in the sky, as if laughing at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I rack my brains to write a poem full of sadness? Who knew that only pigs and idiots stared at this poem on their mobile phones?

Every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball. The ball is round and round. Happy round egg, pig!

Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want to let his pig kill a few kilograms more!

During those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, we all praised you: hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, so young to release pigs!

I haven't heard from you for a long time

I always miss you these two days.

I'm a mess

Search all the ponds you like to visit.

Restaurant cabin

Sleeping lawn

Still no news from you.

My heart is broken.

......

Why did you lose such a big pig?

My friend said that we would not be happy together.

They advised me to give up you and leave you.

But I really like you and can't bear to leave you.

I fell out with them for this.

Why?

Let them have dogs, but I'm not allowed to raise pigs!

I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your intersection line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. As long as I'm in a straight line with you, I'll drive you into the pigsty!

The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time, let me remind you to put on more clothes, but you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet a beautiful day, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

Tea tastes strong until it is especially fragrant; It's a long way to go, and it's hard for Xiu Yuan to come: people should have deep feelings and love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this is not bad with a mobile phone!

Before, I only knew that pigs can't talk, so I knew how to hum, but then I met you, and I realized that you can hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

Baby pig's echo: you're glad you have to do this. People who belong to pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear. If you believe it is short, you can understand it. Li De is a pig, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.

Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds: it's cold, so put more grass in your nest!

Read it in Sichuan dialect: On the night of crossing the black area, Toulanhu jumped into the canal and threw Li to the ground, but risked you and others to save Motta. Because it has four axes, it doesn't live in a building!

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said passionately, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being as lazy as a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

You fought a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said, grandma! The domestic pig still wants to fight the wild boar to death!

It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose? I want to be together forever, but the police uncle said that pigs are not allowed in the city!

One day, Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! When Bajie came back from Guanyin, he asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is # #? Ha ha!

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is more stupid than you!

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. Answer: Elephant.

A pair of lovers together is called very much in love, a pair of lovers together is called eternal knot concentric, and you are simple, you and a pig together are called pairs.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

It is said that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has always been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.

New signs of the animal world: ants rape African elephants, lions sell mala Tang, mice and snakes play, sharks and donkeys go shopping, pigs are even crazier, pretending to be hooligans with mobile phones. Hey, you, look, Demo!

I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people: "I'm not a pig."

You are a chubby little pig after receiving this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this email. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't come back, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If you store it, you will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?

Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snow-covered moon = Tender and sweet meteor+heartfelt words = Blessing you+Charcoal = fragrant suckling pig.

Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I checked the public opinion rumors to know that the dead mouse is not cold to the touch!

Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, Cobra said to the elephant's nose, Come on, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig. By the way, this pig is called # #?

You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold it to you … pigs!

I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

I have always had a good impression on you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I won't sell this pig.

I miss you day after day, and I'm still lonely. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! Dead pigs can't sleep well. Go back to sleep after getting up.

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~

The weather changes for free, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

The falling rain makes me think a lot. To put it bluntly, I miss you. When the weather is fine, I will take you to the grassland, but it is agreed in advance that pigs are only allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to arch the ground!

I met you, and I was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose pig is so hungry?"

I haven't heard from you for a long time I have missed you for two days. I have searched your favorite pond, restaurant and sleeping lawn. Your figure is still missing. My heart is broken ... how could I lose such a big pig?

My friend said that we would not be happy together. They advised me to give up you and leave you, but I really like you and can't bear to leave you, so I fell out with them. Why? They are allowed to keep dogs, but I am not allowed to keep pigs.

Piggy. Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every five bowls reach the bottom. No one dares to compare his weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99 pigs. The king said, "What about 1 pig?" The minister said, "There are still 1 people reading text messages!"

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. There are so many people watching you fly!

Domestic pigs are kept at home, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Everyone who sees this message is a stupid pig. If the person who laughs is a stupid pig, the person who is angry is a fat pig, the person who ignores me is a dead pig, and the person who doesn't reply is even worse than a pig.

When I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!

I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the bar code scanner, and the screen shows: trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look at it, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!

You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me that the price of pork has gone up, so you can sell it at a good price!

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Write a song title ... you can't guess, your face is full of tears.

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "You can tell who a person is with by his taste." "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain abandoned you.

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tired. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you even have to pay for sending a message to a pig ~!

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope when you receive this message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arching, and you hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

A bean fell. It feels discouraged and depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pig encourages beans".

The pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is more stupid than you!

There are little raindrops floating in the sky, as if laughing at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I rack my brains to write a poem full of sadness? Who knew that only pigs and idiots stared at this poem on their mobile phones?

Every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball. The ball is round and round. Happy round egg, pig!

Party member keeps fresh: don't drink party wine for a day. I don't know how to take this route. Don't eat party food for a day. I don't know how to do this work. A day without party money. I want to know how to fill out the invoice. Don't smoke party cigarettes for a day. I don't know how to sign.

Difficulties in fresh-keeping education: criticizing the superior official position is difficult to protect; It is difficult to criticize the relationship at the same level; Criticize yourself and ask for trouble; Criticize the reduction of votes at lower levels; Criticize your husband, and he will mess around; Criticize children that no one takes care of the elderly. How good is this situation?

It is said that a blind man's fortune-telling is very accurate, and everyone brought him a faded pig to calculate. After the blind man touched it, he was overjoyed and said, wide hips and round belly. He is a contemporary party member with a big face and small eyes. He is a leader, skinny. He's keeping fresh!

Drop a few tears on the pig's ass. Guess the name of one of Ricky's songs. Tell you that's your tearful face.

Someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, the moon when I miss my mother, and the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don't know what to look at when I miss you. Now I finally know, so I can see the pigsty.

Press if you want to see it! Press again! Did you really press it? Idiot! Press it again! Pigs are not as stupid as you! Silly! Stupid pig!

The wolf came and the pigsty was in a panic. Mother pig arranges work: big pig, go and block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, her mother was angry and shouted, "Piglet, don't play with your mobile phone. You are beautiful. You seduced the wolf!" “

When you arrived in xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, you met a group of wild boar on the way and took out food. The wild boar was unmoved by this money. You take out your only ID card, and the pigs kneel down and cry: Boss! We found you!

In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I really envy you, alas, sometimes I think a pig like you is really good!

I can't eat because I miss you in the morning, I miss you more at noon, I can't eat because I miss you crazy at night, and I can't sleep because I'm hungry at night.

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Type the song title ....................................................................................................................................................

Do you know that?/You know what? I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, help me cut that pig head in half."

Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want to let his pig kill a few kilograms more!