Send me all the words that make fun of the group owner.

1. White clouds float by, which is the trace of the owner I think; The sun shines, that's what I think the owner feels; Rain falls, which is the evidence that I want to be the owner; Thunder and lightning, that's when I prayed to heaven that the owner of the group was hit ... ha ... ha ... 2. Xiao Liu bought a parrot. In order to make the parrot learn to talk, he kept repeating to the parrot: hello ... hello ... The parrot was a little impatient. It opened its sleepy eyes and asked: What's the matter? The line is always busy? 3. A fat boy came into a subway station ... as soon as he squeezed into the subway, he issued a "Didi Didi" closing warning, and then he jumped onto the platform ... Looking at the tiemenguan, he complained: Oh, no, it's not an elevator! 4. I heard that the owner of the group made a fortune and paid off all the foreign debts, so it's time to return the half rubber I borrowed in elementary school, plus the interest for so many years, the owner should return me a tire. 5. The turtle and the snake went to the movies with only one ticket. The turtle let the snake wrap around his neck. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, Stop. Tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the turtle of the group owner, wearing a tie! 6. When I am tired, I can snuggle in the arms of the group owner; If you are injured, you can cry on the shoulder of the group owner. From the moment I was born, I fell in love with the group owner deeply, and I can never be separated from the group owner again. Ah, my dear bed! 7. Obviously, the group owner is uglier than me, and the boyfriends around him are quite handsome! I was so angry that I couldn't eat for a few days that I had to think hard before I got the answer. I can't refuse to accept this: it's not that the group owner is smart and capable, but that he is more cute than me! 8. Money is a useful thing, but it will bring happiness to the owners only when they feel satisfied. So the owner should give me the extra money: don't move, rob! 9. When Fat Mom applied for a membership card, she said: I am now 29 years old and a few months old ... The staff looked at it and said doubtfully: How many months old? Fat mom struggled for a long time and said, it's been 66 months ... 1. I admire the persistence of the group owner. I know that I don't like the group owner, but the group owner still won't give up pursuing me. Last night, the group owner sang to me and stole a kiss from me. Faced with the love of the group owner, I can only say: I swear, I hate the group owner for 1, years! Dead mosquito! 11, don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, be careful that my respect affects the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can get a good price when they are weighed at the end of the year. 12. After receiving my short message, the group owner will be rescued from the abyss of henpecked husband. If the wife wants the group owner to wear colorful clothes, the group owner can wear shirts. If the man is simple, the group owner can kneel and rub the washboard. I am the master of my site.