What have you been embarrassed by a slip of the tongue?

The following is my answer to "What things have you been embarrassed by a slip of the tongue":

1. When I was a child, my grandfather said that "cigar" was "cigar", which made me always curious. What do eggplant cigars look like? Does it grow in snow? Why do you smoke an eggplant? I also asked my classmates if they had eaten "Snow Cut". It's really embarrassing to think about it now. . .

I used to take that 2 yuan car, and once the conductor was on the phone and quarreled with the other end. I forgot what the quarrel was about, but one sentence impressed me deeply. Now, the conductor shouted into the voice that everyone in the telephone car could hear, "What do you want me to do?" I still have a truckload of bread here now! "

During the Spring Festival three years ago, I met my mother-in-law for the first time and experienced the most embarrassing slip of the tongue. My husband is the second child. My mother-in-law is very old. Before I first came here, my husband often told me her mother's age and so on. I didn't pay much attention. When I came to their house, my mother-in-law came out to meet me. Although my husband told me it was his mother in time, it could be a visual shock, nervousness or a short circuit in the brain. I blurted out, "Happy New Year, Grandma!"

I want to ask a girl out to play, but her mother has a bad temper and made all kinds of preparations before calling. Want to say "Hello, Aunt, is xxx at home?" I want to invite her out to play. "As a result, her father answered the phone and said nervously," Hello, uncle, is aunt at home? "I want to invite her out to play."

5. One stormy night, a buddy drank too much. When he returned to his fate, he went to bed without saying anything about undressing. Everyone didn't rest, chattering. In a short time, this buddy was in a hurry and went outside for convenience. He couldn't walk steadily and soon stumbled back. He kept saying, "cold, cold ... it's windy and rainy outside ... it's really ... it's really cold!" " Everyone laughed! These are all embarrassing things that happened to me because of a slip of the tongue. The above is purely a personal opinion.