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Humorous phrases of rain and thunder

1. The humor of heavy rain. Original publisher: Li.

Humor about hating rainy days Part I: Humor about hating rainy days 1. I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand. It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. 50. If you have a cold and a fever and don't want to take medicine or have an injection, don't say you feel sick. If you want to eat and can't cook, comfort yourself with instant noodles. No umbrella when it rains and thunders. Interesting topic about rain. 5 1. Going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting down is teppanyaki, or it will become boiled fish if it doesn't rain! 52. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath! I just want to say: I hate rainy days. -.54, seeing an umbrella outside, I rushed out crazily, shouting to make the storm more violent, and then it rained, and the rain stopped. What should I do? I miss you so much. Haha, I look so good today. Although it rained, it was all because of my period. 57. I heard that it rained every day at the beginning of school. When it rains, you always turn that umbrella on purpose. When I was a child, you dared to say that you didn't do it. Now on this day, going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting down is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish. 60, it's raining, people have umbrellas, I have a big head 6 1, don't go out in rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, the wet is small, and gonorrhea is big! 62. It's raining. The brother next to him said that it rained rhythmically, just like when you died. I replied, do you want soup, burn money or pry the grave, 20% off? 63. Stop that woman when it rains outside. What if I get wet? @64, I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. I ran all the way to chase, only to find that the driver stopped and asked me why I had it in my hand. I said weakly, it's raining, drive slowly.

2. What are the funny sentences in rainy days? 1. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath!

If it rains and thunders, you can stand under the big tree and shout to the sky, "I want to travel in ancient times." Ensure success.

3. Little friends who dare to play computer when it thunders and rains are not afraid of lightning coming, so do you cross it?

The last time it was windy and rainy, I knew I had to prepare for a boat trip. Otherwise, don't go out.

The most regrettable thing in life is that it rains without an umbrella and eats without a bowl.

6. Going out in summer is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting down is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish!

7. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear I miss you; If there are countless water drops in the sky, don't think about it, it's raining!

8. In continuous rainy days, it is most suitable for practicing lightness skill.

9, big head, big head, don't worry about rain, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.

10, I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

1 1. I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

12. It has been raining these days. I guess the Jade Emperor is crying, and his marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother is gone, and the other is that she won't go.

13, playing outside in rainy days, dragging along while playing herringbone. -flip-flops

14. Why does it rain during the term? (1) reveals the background of the story; (2) Rendering a bleak atmosphere; (3) Suggest the tragic fate of the characters.

15, the deskmate sent her a short message "Let's elope". Her answer is "It's raining".

3. What funny sentences describe "rainy day"? 1. It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

Funny sentences describing "rainy days"

1. It is most suitable for practicing lightness skill on water on rainy days.

God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? ..... damn rainy days.

It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. This must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

I don't want you to be negative because of me. The city with you is beautiful when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight at midnight, forget it. I won't like it. What is the secret of this sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

5. The sky is used to shelter from the wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

6. Woman, it rains when you cry.

On the first day of military training, the instructor said, "Don't beg for rain, it's useless. You know, when you have 7,000 people begging for rain, there are still 20,000 divisions. "

It's a windy and rainy day.

9. I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand.

10, if you are fine, oh, fuck. If you're good, that's good. If you are safe, the spare tire will always exist. If you are well, it will be sunny. Oh, it will rain tomorrow.

1 1. Why does it rain during the term? It reveals the background of the story, exaggerates the bleak atmosphere and hints at the tragic fate of the characters.

12, playing outside in rainy days, dragging away when playing flip-flops.

13, big head, big head, don't worry about rain, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.

14. It always rains in recent days. I really want to throw a Sophie into the cloud and suck up all the water.

15, the deskmate sent her a text message "Let's elope", and her reply was "It's raining".

4. Humorous words praising rainy days 1. I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand.

It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. -Interesting topic about rain

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

It's raining for days, which is the best time to practice lightness skill.

5. The most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

6. It rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

7. It has been thundering and raining these days. Has the Jade Emperor come to catch the seven fairies who stole the mortal world again?

8, don't ask you to clear the sky Wan Li, just ask it doesn't rain.

9. Tanabata rain is the minimum respect that God gives to single girls!

5. Humor of heavy rain. Talk about opening a library member with a minimum of 0.27 yuan. I hate rainy days. I hate rainy days. Honey, please show yourself, or I'll tell my mother that you stole my hand.

It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. 50. If you have a cold and a fever and don't want to take medicine or have an injection, don't say you feel sick. If you want to eat and can't cook, comfort yourself with instant noodles. No umbrella when it rains and thunders. Interesting topic about rain. 5 1. Going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting down is teppanyaki, or it will become boiled fish if it doesn't rain! 52. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath! I just want to say: I hate rainy days.

-.54, seeing an umbrella outside, I rushed out crazily, shouting to make the storm more violent, and then it rained, and the rain stopped. What should I do? I miss you so much. Haha, I look so good today. Although it rained, it was all because of my period. 57. I heard that it rained every day at the beginning of school. When it rains, you always turn that umbrella on purpose. When I was a child, you dared to say that you didn't do it. Now on this day, going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting down is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish.

60, it's raining, people have umbrellas, I have a big head 6 1, don't go out in rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, the wet is small, and gonorrhea is big! 62. It's raining. The brother next to him said that it rained rhythmically, just like when you died. I replied, do you want soup, burn money or pry the grave, 20% off? 63. Stop that woman when it rains outside. What if I get wet? @64, I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. I ran all the way to chase, only to find that the driver stopped and asked me why I had it in my hand. I said weakly, it's raining, drive slowly.

6. When he left town, he was wearing broken sneakers and barefoot. ...

Ten years later, he came back. Today, he is already a big boss with assets of over 100 million yuan ... The streets are still familiar, but people are strange. Suddenly, he stopped. The word "Wang Mazi Braised Pork Shop" comes into view. He smiled, but there were tears in his eyes ... The name gave him so poor and hungry, too many warm memories. ...

The store is still the same store, just shabby and depressed. It can be seen that the boss is not doing well. There is no waiter, only a familiar burly figure, busy. His heart beat a little faster and he smiled and said, "Boss, let's have a bowl of braised pork. Less bittern and more meat ... "

His back froze, and he slowly turned around ... A bearded, pockmarked face stared at him with tears in his eyes. ...

Pockmarked face with tears, shout at top of voice, descended. ...

……

Jumped into his arms and beat his chest: "You damn fool, you still know to come back ..."