Happy birthday. Humorous sentences

1. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome!

2. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, and Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite and always striking.

3. I count your birthday by the day, and I am all vegetarian three days in advance. Who knows that you have a rescheduled call. Alas, I haven't eaten breakfast yet. I can only say to you with an empty stomach: birthday chopsticks are left!

4. In a year, today belongs to you: your birthday, my congratulations on your birthday, this card and sincere heart all belong to you.

5. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then, the world has added a touch of attractive colors. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6. Spring breeze blows, flowers bloom, and the fragrance of Wan Li comes into the nose; Spring light, warm sunshine, warm sunshine into the heart. Today is your birthday, and I wish you a happy birthday here!

7, 365 days a year, is waiting, is looking forward to, your arrival has added some color to the world, I wish the next 365 days, the smile is still bright.

8. May you have meat, wine and girls, and be able to laugh and fight in poverty! Happy birthday!

9. Shouxing Lao, I wish you all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your waiting will appear, and all your efforts will be fulfilled.

1. If I had a million dollars, I would give you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No. So I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.