Hilarious little story, it’s fun to watch it!

1. There was a child crying and making trouble, so I asked her why she was crying. She said: "My little puppet ran away." I said: "Don't cry, don't cry, your little puppet will be back soon." When you receive the text message, please come to me quickly, the children need you!!

2. The teacher went to visit a home, and when he entered the door, he saw his students smoking! The teachers and students were shocked by this scene and didn’t know what to say! The parents quickly resolved the embarrassment and blamed the children: "I just knew If you smoke it yourself, don’t hurry up and light one for the teacher!”

3. Today on the bus, at one stop the driver asked: Close the back door! No one answered, so he closed the back door. Get started. At this time, a girl made a weak sound in the car: Open the door! The driver braked angrily, opened the back door with a bang, and shouted: Get out quickly! Everyone in the car looked at the back door, but no one got out for a long time, and they looked at each other wondering what was going on. . At this time, the woman on the car TV shouted again: Open the door!

4. I heard a friend sing: Don’t wait until a thousand years later, Cao Cao said to me, fairy tales are all lies, I It can't be your Monkey Brother, Monkey Brother, you are really amazing, the mountains of five elements can't hold you down, a gourd baby, a gourd baby, seven melons on a vine, you are not afraid of wind and rain, ah~ah, Ahhhh, Sheriff Black Cat, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on! This song is so good, it makes me feel so good!

5. What is the purpose of going to work? Teacher He said that when he went to work, he helped parents train their children to become nerds with their red envelopes. The doctor said he went to work to trick patients into spending more money. The lawyer said that when he was at work, he tried to help others confuse right and wrong for the sake of ideas. Civil servants say that they go to work to learn various ways to squeeze people to serve themselves.