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What kind of news can be called breakup news?

The content is as follows:

1, I have someone I like, but I want to be friends with you. I think we are, right?

2, your girlfriend is spoiled by you, I am sure I can't bear to part with my male ticket.

Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?

I know you have a girlfriend, and I don't want to embarrass you. Remember to delete the chat record after reading it.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I don't want you to fight because of me.

6. I envy your girlfriend's makeup ability. I'm so stupid that I can't even wear foundation.

7. Is your girlfriend misunderstood? It's all my fault. Let me explain, okay?

I have been trying to be good friends with her, but I don't know why she always misunderstood me.

I don't know why he loves me so much. Be strong, smile and continue to smile tomorrow!

10, this is the last time I call your brother. Let's not contact again, ok? I don't want to make my sister-in-law unhappy.